JOHNSON AT 15% IN 15 STATES: LITTLE BABY TRUMPKINS GONNA CRY
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Fuck off cunt. Go take the Johnson somewhere else.
>implying it isn't just salty Cruz missiles and bernie bros who will get limp dick come election day and vote for trump or Hillary
Kek
Stealing bernouts
>somehow a bad thing
Good, I want to watch Trump crush this smug cunt on live television.
>Gary Johnson stealing more votes away from Hillary than Trump
Thanks Gary Johnson
nah it's just something fags say to looks smart and le above it all
cry more bitch nigga
Johnson is literally our guy. He is pandering to liberals to get Trump to win.
>$30,000 meme-budget
>These two pics are what the Johnson-Feeler campaign comes up with
>being a cuck was part of the plan
Of course.
Enjoy your Clinton Supreme Court.
Gary Penis lol
>Running for the libertarian party
>not even a libertarian
If you're a libertarian and you're not voting for the Constitution Party, you have issues.
So is he for sure going to be in the debates?
Why is his face so punchable
after the first debate no one will remember gay little dnc shill garry
His face is smugness, without cause to be smug. You would want to punch something like that.
Johnson getting on the debate would be the worst thing to happen to Trump.
Nailed it. unjustifiable smugness.
BAKE THE FUCKING FAG CAKE
DONT CALL THEM ILLEGALS
I've seen a two interviews with this guy, and in both he struggled answering basic questions about his own policies.
>why don't you want to secure the nation's borders?
>uhh. . . um-well, you see, um . . . th-the thing is--
It's definitely not Trump's best case scenario to have Johnson debate, but I don't think it's completely devastating either.
Elaborate?
he would get fucking rekt possibly harder than hillary in the debates. and get less speaking time than ben carson
you fat fucking rat just fucking kill yourself if you're not all in for trump at this point accept what you are and what you'll be looked at as 10-15 years from now.
fucking cancer you must be a #nevertrump republican they seem to be saltier than the feminaziredditors at this point
pic related is what you honestly point when you aren't baiting with garbage threads like these.
first brexit and now trump. burgerbros get off your asses and put him in office and I will gladly swim over there to help you hang cancer like OP
Because his views resonate more with reasonable conservatives than they do with reasonable leftists.
BAKE THAT FAGGOT CAKE!!!!!
Do you think you could sink his campaign by complaining that the slogan "Feel the Johnson" is sexual assault?
I mean, if the name Hugh Mungus can set feminists off then surely that slogan is offensive as all hell.
>opinion doesnt matter
>vote doesnt matter
go shit up a blood pudding thread ya limey cunt
>LITTLE BABY TRUMPKINS GONNA CRY
Johnson is pulling Hillary support you dink.
saw some video where he chipped out over a reporter just saying "illegal immigrants". He's an sjw douche that will only take votes from hillary, not trump.
We'll see who cries when your DUDE WEED MAN candidate doesn't make it into the debates.
Fuck that fake libertarian
The debates are going to be a mess for Trump regardless. He's a fucking idiot who gets by on insults and buzzwords. 1-on-1 debate with Hillary would be worst thing for him, but even a three-way debate would make him look like the idiot he is.
lel Johnson would shut his mouth if Trump confronts him
>LITTLE BABY TRUMPKINS GONNA CRY
Johnson is pulling Drumpf support you dink.
I fixed this for you.
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>he will never, ever take part in the debates
>Trump will win
you cannot refute this
>implying you aren't already a disgrace to your country
serious question, you have to poll at 15% nationwide to be eligible for the debates, as I understand it.
Who conducts the polls which make that determination?
>trump defeats 16 other candidates on crowded debate stages
>hurrrrr he can't debate
Fuck off, you lolbertarian cuck. Go pander to some BLM nogs.
This
>Voting for the illegal loving prick faggot johnson
>Ever
>johnson gets 2-4%
>trump loses by 2-4%
your tears are gonna be delicious, when you're sitting in your room in your stupid hat crying like a bitch
Bernie bros wouldn't vote Johnson. Maybe Stein if they're hardcore socialist.
He's pulling roughly equally from both sides. He transcends the left-right bullshit, another reason to #FeelTheJohnson
>destroying the future of our country just to win your little temper tantrum
You're such patriots
Taking votes away from Trump.
Simple as that. I understand the 2 party system is hogwash but Hillary Clinton is too evil to let win.
He can't win so it's literally wasted vote that's only helping Hillary.
sorry, I don't speak paki cumdump that bows to an old lady
>Trump uses insults and buzzwords to get the most screentime when there's 10 people on stage
>somehow this will translate into success in a 1-on-1 debate
In the later debates he got creamed because there were fewer people and they could actually focus on policy, exposing how completely retarded he is. When there's only 1 or 2 other people on stage, Trump is going to look like a joke. He can't just HIGH ENERGY his way to a win
>johnson
>getting even 1%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHAHHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SERIOUS AREN'T YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAAHAHA AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck is this
He supports BLM, weed, gun control, etc.
Plenty of disaffected leftists support him. I don't see why him getting into the debates would be so much worse for Trump than Clinton.
>somehow this affects the outcome of the electoral college
lmaoing at your ignorance of basic American politics
>OP
>gloating over hypothetical meme scenarios
you may not have white skin, OP, but I do
Is Johnson the new Nader?
Not going to the link, but under what basis would Johnson actually make it to the debate stage? What counts as "reliable" polls and how many of these "reliable" polls does he need to reach 15%?
>paul joseph watson absolutely blows gary johnson the fuck out
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libertarian weedcucks gonna cry?
After all that's happened, why would you think Gary would draw votes from trump?
No, in the later debates he dominated even harder. Literally nobody except a handful of shills on CNN and you thought that Trump was getting hosed in the later debates.
And guess what? The people agreed. We've already seen this happen once, it's going to be even better this time because Hillary Clinton isn't even as good as Ted Cruz, she's a stuttering mess who could barely beat a geriatric Socialist who refused to play rough with her.
Johnson and Stein take votes away from Clinton. Literally.
first of all his policies are better for America so that's a wash
second of all Hillary has far too much baggage to survive the amount of shit slinging he's going to throw at her in the debates
>but Americans are only interested in serious discussion of policy, they don't care about derision and name-calling
wut?
Its also just a ploy to expose more normies to libertarianism.
He's killing 2 birds with one stone
No, libertarian views do, but not gary Johnson views.
well you say that but since i live on the outer hebrides in a country that's 95% white you can understand why your memepost doesn't hold any weight with me
trump is happening and there is literally nothing you can do at this point in time to stop it, cuck ;)
And how does that translate to the electoral college? You have to win states, not just votes.
Reminder
Lol, no. There might be only 3 or 4 states in the union where 15% have even HEARD of him. Use your brain before you post this shit
>Supports BLM
>Open borders
These two points disqualify him in the mind of anyone with an IQ in the triple digits.
He's actually hurting Shillary more than Trump right now because of his pro-illegal immigration and pro-gun control policies. He's not much of a libertarian, but hey whatever hurts Hillary is fine by me.
>somehow muh racist and muh first female POTUS will outscore BENGHAZI, ILL HEALTH, BILL IS RAPIST, YOU SILENCED RAPE VICTIMS AS A LAWYER,
she doesn't have the energy m8
shes going to need the media and i doubt wikileaks will allow it
its for trump to lose at this point
HAHAHA HOLY FUCK DUDE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
NO NO SERIOUSLY I TELL YOU WHAT
EVEN IF TRUMP WINS
IF GARY JOHNSON GETS AT LEAST TWO PERCENT OF THE VOTE
I WILL JUGGLE MY OWN SHIT AND SNATCH IT OUT OF THE AIR WITH MY MOUTH LIKE A FUCKING SEAL WHILE ON PERISCOPE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2-4% HOLY FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Pro burqa bans
That's actually not too bad desu
Having a third on there allows him to disrupt the whole thing, take up time, throw in tangents, bring up unsavory things about Trump that Clinton otherwise can't bring up herself, praising Clinton, etc. Gary will act as support, social proofing Clinton's claims and supporting her platforms while shooting down Trump's. In the process he may take some voters, lose some, but ultimately I believe the main goal is stopping the complete annihilation of Clinton by Trump in a 1 on 1.
We have to be wary of what this unhinged cuck might do.
great video
came here to post it
>what is the electoral college
nice education fucktard
Well that does it. I guess I'm #feelingthejohnson now.
Have you seen the percentage distribution? It's not Trump losing ground it's Hillcucks wanting to jump the sinking ship but for whatever reason they don't want to support Trump which is fine by me since this only hurts Hillary's campaign in the end.
Go watch the debates again. Literally every single person who understands policy could see he was stumped. The only thing that saved him was meme-magic and the momentum he built up early on when the debate stage was packed.
Why do you think he refused to do a three-person debate with Cruz and Kasich? Or why he agreed to debate Bernie, but then reversed and backed out?
>his policies are better
which policies? He's flip-flopped on everything, and he doesn't even understand his policies. Any time they pressed him for details on the debate stage he was stumped
>libertarian weedcucks gonna cry?
T-tech-technically, yes.
which is why he's never advocated for it, I bet
He's going to hurt Hillary more than Trump.
Trump actually has support and people who like him, Hillary only has the "never drumpf" crowd of faggots.
Johnson is going to take the majority of her followers and then lose to Trump if he even gets to debate because all he will do is split the Liberal vote.
Sure if johnson would sway trump supporters. Not a chance in hell. Is he an open boarder globalist and everyone knows it. GJ is a pussy. You can see it in his eyes.
Thank you for,
Correcting the Record
Do you really think Clinton would lose in a debate to Trump? Clinton's vagina already means 75% of the stuff he did during the Republican race wouldn't work.
His economic policies are more conservative than Trump's. It is much easier for him to be a Trump alternative than a Hillary alternative.
Gary is wrong on that, but its not like he would have any power to enforce that stupid shit as President.
Just balance the fucking budget, stop federal spying programs, end the war on drugs, and cut taxes.
That's all I want Gary
>15%
>in less than 1/3 of states
>voting constitution
Literally kys you fucking hipster meme voter
Gary pulls voters from Hillary twice as often as from Trump. Why do you think Trump wants him at the debates?
#FeelTheJohnson
>which policies?
lower taxes coupled with protectionist policies resulting in a more robust skilled labor market + better jobs combats poverty/inequality and improves the lives of working class Americans
Illegal immigration/h-1b visas deflate the value of labor and contribute to lowered wages for actual Americans
Toppling Assad is a fruitless endeavor that will result in billions spent on another quagmire of a war as well as thousands of Americans lives and tens of thousands of civilian deaths
Reducing spending is the only way to produce a balanced budget
Reminder that during the 2012 election there were lolbertarians on this board proclaiming that they were going to get 20% of the national vote and were quite serious about it
I just hope he's doing this stupid social shit to try to win over the libtards
>Implying forced meme man will get a seat at the debates
Also he's taking votes from Hillary, not Trump.
>an open borders cuck that won't call illegal immigrants illegal immigrants
>pulling support from trump
>Do you really think Clinton would lose in a debate to Trump?
Yes, she lost every debate against Bernie and had to play the sexism card, against her own fucking pawn.
Are you saying that a business owner should have the right to say "We don't serve Black people here"?
Because that is what Rachel Madcow asked Rand Paul on MSNBC back then.
Obviously she asked a loaded racially charged question.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/rand-paul-maddow-fallout-begins
Johnson would have to be politically correct or he will look like a racist.
I dont agree with Johnson on everything but I dont think Trump will win. However I prefer Trump or Johnson over Hillary Clinton.
Gary Johnson 2016
I'm not crying. If anything, having another person on stage will benefit Trump.
He's best when amidst chaos and confusion.
>VERY INCENDIARY
>ITS ""UN-DOCUMENTED""
>YOU JUST DONT SAY ILLEGALS
>YOU JUST DONT
If he got that much of a vote, his party would receive some taxpayer campaign funding wouldn't they?
>LITTLE BABY TRUMPKINS
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