Brit/pol/ - New Fiver Edition

>BBC Parliament
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Today's Papers 6/9/16
sli.mg/a/cEraI6

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

>Nicola Sturgeon prepares Scottish independence Referendum Bill that could be tabled instantly
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/nicola-sturgeon-prepares-scottish-independence-referendum-bill-t/

>David Davis's single market stance 'not government policy'
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/06/david-davis-single-market-stance-not-government-policy

>Radical preacher Anjem Choudary jailed for five years
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37284199

>Keith Vaz quits as Home Affairs committee chairman in wake of rent boys scandal
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/keith-vaz-will-be-told-to-quit-top-role-as-he-faces-questioning/

>6 days until the new £5 note
thenewfiver.co.uk/

Other urls found in this thread:

sli.mg/a/G2BtS7
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/labour-backbenchers-turn-on-keith-vaz-as-scandal-hit-mps-seat-on/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832
theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/06/grammar-school-ban-could-end-government-memo-reveals
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006nldz
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9
youtube.com/watch?v=QK87lKJq6lI
youtube.com/watch?v=YXnIBvDkRNw
youtube.com/watch?v=DK27j2CFrqc
youtube.com/watch?v=zla_v-7uEXs
youtube.com/watch?v=3sApiR7-ymk
imagecollect.com/picture/tony-benn-george-galloway-the-used-jeremy-corbyn-photo-5815613/anti-war-protest-march
capeparty.com/about-us.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Got rejected today lads.

That is such a pretty note.
Let me guess, all the others are going to look like shit, right?

What for?

A date with a hottie

Why hasn't Vazeline stepped down as an MP yet?

Just prepared some new links for a new thread. ;_;

Oh well, lads.

>Today's Papers 7/9/16
sli.mg/a/G2BtS7

>Britain to build the Great Wall of Calais
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/

>Labour backbenchers turn on Keith Vaz, as scandal-hit MP's seat on party's ruling body remains in doubt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/labour-backbenchers-turn-on-keith-vaz-as-scandal-hit-mps-seat-on/

>UK to explore free trade deal with Australia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>Grammar school ban could end, government memo lets slip
theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/06/grammar-school-ban-could-end-government-memo-reveals

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

Upcoming:
>Prime Ministers Questions at 12:00am
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006nldz

>Question Time on Thursday at 9pm
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

Your £5 note link is interesting though, I'll give you that OP.

Gonna get a tattoo of the Queen lads.

Which era shall I pick?

He's probably likely to get thrown off a tall building by his constituents than resign.

Don't do that. That's something you're going to regret.

Get her 20s face on your face.

Looking forward to PMQs tomorrow lads

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>Critics claim the barrier is a 'scandalous waste of taxpayers' cash'

Let me guess walls are racist?

Post YFW the ARYANDIED is finally completed.

I fucked my bitch today, lads.

>12:00am
Whoops, that should be PM. AM is midnight, right, lads?

IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN EVEN REMOTELY CONTROL ARE BOY NIGE

>BTFO Rompuy so hard Belgium becomes relevant for a few minutes
>Crashed a motherfucking plane like a boss and walks away with nothing but a scratch
>Drunk one on one against Junker and turned him into an alcoholic
>Spends 17 years in an organisation getting paid millions to talk shit about it
>100% success rate in causing global political unions to crumble, just wait until he becomes our UN representative
>Verbally roundhousekicks the everlasting shit out of Merkel's refugee policy
>Too busy drinking Master Brew, so some pussy-whipped Cuckservatives win the General Election and he resigns
>Great try, but you can't Barrage the Farage
Fucking reeeeeeeeeee
>Gets put back as leader of the party to finish the job
>Single-handedly forces the Conservatives to promise an EU referendum they never thought they'd have to hold
>Called out Cameron's bluff with Project Fear; Davey Wavey daren't even 1v1 him on the stage
>Spearheads the campaign to leave the EU, leading BoJo and Co to try to bask in his glory
>Too Alpha to mess with these Leave.EU bitches
>Brexit happens against all the odds
>Globalists BTFO
>Currently memeing Trump into presidency
>Will return 1000x stronger if May tries to backtrack - she's too scared to attempt it

>HE WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE THE WEST AND CRUSH GLOBALISM, NIGE AND TRUMP WILL MAKE US GREAT AGAIN

ARE NIGE
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Think I'm going to take out a few hundred Winstons lad.

Bestiality is frowned upon here

Technically you can give fellatio to a horse and it's legal here.

So long as you're not penetrating the animal, statute does not explicitly forbid it.

Precedent may rule otherwise.

Seems Alright
Peace going back to murica

>Technically you can give fellatio to a horse and it's legal here.
You say that like its from experience.

>Technically you can give fellatio to a horse and it's legal here.

How do you even know that?

>Isle of Wight

Ah that explains it.

No, but I have read the law.

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i just got used to the old notes

If you stumble into a kebab shop drunk at 4 in the morning and order some food and whilst waiting shout ABDUL WHERES MI CURRY do you think they would spit in it.

They probably spit in it anyway.

>tfw manlet

Probably does, these bisexual sheep fuckers gotta get appeased somewhere

Brit/pol/ isn't the place to post your fetish experiences mate.

>kebab shop
The spit would probably do less harm than the food.

Spitting on your prime horse bollocks meat wouldn't be much of a down-grade.

Cheeky cunt. I'll give you that one however.

He'd probably sell you to his paki sex gang

You think I'm serious?

m8 they would spit in your food regardless
fucking kafir

Who would come on the Internet to lie?

I did something similar once and got kicked out. He chased us out with a broom.

Posting cheeky memes is a form of truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=QK87lKJq6lI

Katie Hopkins is so savage, holy shit.

>tfw Katie Hopkins will never humiliate you

She'd have plenty of ammunition but she doesn't do it for a laugh.

Shit lads, Livingstone is redpilled as fuck, seeing all the kike Blarites on Twitter getting pissed off at him literally saying a historical fact about Jews and the slave trade is fantastic

>youtube.com/watch?v=YXnIBvDkRNw
>I need more benefits to lose weight

Greetings

Who's next? EII is soon to expire

Post essential Brexitcore:

youtube.com/watch?v=DK27j2CFrqc

I love this one, makes me think of the Glorious Revolution

youtube.com/watch?v=zla_v-7uEXs

Where are you in South Africa and why?

youtube.com/watch?v=3sApiR7-ymk

>Post yfw the final Commonwealth Realm becomes a republic

>Post yfw the final nations that have the Union Jack in their canton get rid of it

>Post yfw the entire Commonwealth eventually completely forgets about the mother country

>Post yfw Canada, Australia and New Zealand eventually look down upon us with disdain

>Post yfw the wogs and cultural marxists remove our monarchy and attempt to eradicate our culture and tradition

LADS. I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THESE FEELS ANYMORE. I just want to live in a time when Englishmen could be proud... :(

Because it's my country. Can't abandon it while there's still hope. An Independent Cape is what I'll fight for.

Galloways on one lads

He's kind of endearing tbqh

He's closed down his own party, once Corbyn survives the Blairite coup at the end of the month Jihadi George will be back in the party probably with a good position.

Good is a relative concept.

But keith vaz banging boys is fine.

girl broke up with me after 4 years, 3 days ago.

The spit is the last of your trouble.

South Africa is a lost cause mate.

>when the bourgeoisie pretend to be the defenders of the proletariat

was this pic purposely made to look like something from the 1920's?

I find tattoos pretty hot on women but I feel like I'm in the minority here

>choker
>femdom
y u do dis to me

It`s pretty degenerate tbqhwyf

degenerate but hot
tongue piercings fit this too. makes me imagine getting a blowjob from that

He shopped the watermarks out of:

imagecollect.com/picture/tony-benn-george-galloway-the-used-jeremy-corbyn-photo-5815613/anti-war-protest-march

I guess he didn't want to pay for it.

Lads, be honest, what's the demographic shift in this country over the next half century looking like?
Once the wogs start making up 30% of the population we should go to RED ALERT.

there's going to be a HYUGE increase in the number of broken families, spinster women and lifelong virgin men

One particular part of me likes them, the rest says avoid like the plague. I wish that wartime hairstyle would make a comeback.

Bingo

How many of you lads got a job?

Started new one today after temping for ages, £9.34 an hour.

Could also give advice/tips to people.

>South Africa is a lost cause mate.
Not entirely.

capeparty.com/about-us.html

Does your job let you meet qt girls

>no racial policies

I met a south east asian goblin manlet in a club the other day, he managed to get this ugly fat girl dancing with him. He acted almost exactly like the guy in this.

By met, I mean laughed at whilst he danced his way around like a twat.

Work at a pub.
Not sure what`s worse, being employed or unemployed.

Yes, appears to be 50/50, the girls in Marketing are fucking gorgeous. But the girl in my department is like a 5 or 6/10 but her voice makes me cream.

>tfw all remnants of the greatest empire in Earth's history are not remembered
>tfw former colonies no longer feel they are connected to us by blood
>tfw the Commonwealth of Nations no longer exists
>tfw Britain slides down into the forgotten pages of history

Employed mate,. Gives you things to do in the day, gives sense of purpose, earns monies. Meet new people, especially in a setting like a pub.

I'm at work, nightshift reporting in.

10-6??

Fat KV NEET reporting in.

I do.

If Cape Colony becomes independent, I'll have hope.

Don't shit up my favourite board with that crap.

2300 calorie limit tomorrow lad.

>Tho' much is taken, much abides; and though
>We are not now that strength which in old days
>Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
>One equal temper of heroic hearts,
>Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
>To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

1900-0700 Mon-wed. It's pretty good, 4 day weekends

do you think she'd be more eager to please you because she isn't as attractive as other girls?
some ugly girls must be absolute freaks

O-ok.

Aww this is quite adorable even if they are both socialist yahoos.

What are you talking about tripcuck? Absence of racial policies means no security of ethnic survival. Coons and coloureds = the reason West Cape demands independence in the first place.

>8%
Can't pull it off otherwise. That's the reality of things. It's either that or nothing.
We'll need something drastic to happen to kicks-start it. Who knows.

What the fuck cunt we just got a new fiver too. What's going on here?

You've seen ours, now show us yours.

:')

Not entirely true. We just don't want shitty policies and to be responsible for the rest of the country. We've already managed to red-pill most of the coloureds, and some blacks too, on the dangers of the current government. We will never have an entirely white State so we have to work with what's possible.

Does it have the Queen on it?

We shall see.

I'm 5 days a week, My weekend is Wednesday and Thursday.

>Join company today
>Now it's my days off.

I used to do 100+ hours a week in the navy, 36 over 3 days is comfy.

hi, redpill me on aids land.

oops, i meant south africa