Meet Ivanka Trump

Would you like a chance to meet Ivanka, Sup Forums?

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Calling dibs with my dubs

Can I bring my computer and show her my collection of cute anime girls?

>giving money to a multi billionaire
Hope no one here actually donates to drumpf. That would be bernie tier.
>I'm self funding my whole campaign
>g g give me your money goy its too expensive

literally what would you say to her. At best you would be like yeah hi I'm a middle class shitlord with a bachelors in a stem field. Literally none of us would be able to relate to her and it would be cringey no matter what.

why would i want to be in proximity of an ugly hispanic wearing spaghetti on her head?

I'd be terrified since I'm an introverted mockery of a human being.

terrible picture of her desu

Walk up in my MAGA cap, ask her to sign my rare Trump pepes and take a selfie with me, choke worse than Hillary on the caffeniated jew.

>Australia

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Its a fuckin scam. Some guy made a fake site to scam people.

>not showing her your meme collection
ya dun goofd

>mfw secret service is there to protect her from me

Does anal sex wordfilter to coffee?

He's a giant fella.

I want her to be my daughter. Fuck Eric and Don Jr. She is literally the greatest asset for Trump.

I think she is smart enough to respect us STEMfags. After all, stemfags build her dad's buildings.

I wouldn't be able to relate with her on any topics really. I'm sure she's well cultured in food or fine arts while I just like being innawoods. Would be awesome for a normie book profile picture tho and snapchat story.

>mfw secret service is there to protect me from her

Fuck you abo cunt I've been regularly donating to Trump.

MAGA

Top kek. I wish she would do this for real and end up with some Sup Forumsack feeding her red pills. But there's no way. She'll preselect some normie woman for sure.

i wantsu meat her but i do not live thur

>implying any of us would try talking to her
>implying we wouldn't attempt to rape her instead

>implying she wouldnt have a shit ton of security.

>implying it wouldn't turn into a gang rape

Probably ask her if she's going to vote for Hillary.

only if she lactates

>implying i'm Stemfag
>implying i'm not sophisticated and worldly
>implying she won't recognize this within 2 seconds of meeting me
>implying the meeting won't be beneficial to both parties and leave both parties feeling happy and accomplished
>implying i won't not try to hit on her and she will feel relieved and appreciate my class
>implying i won't send her a thank you letter after with my email and contact info
>implying she won't invite me to another event and set me up with one of her single friends
fuck off pleb

>tfw am invited to a very small private dinner event with DT, jr
>tfw can't afford to go(tickets are $1K to $25k)

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>using the term drumpf

fake and gay

right. "coffee" ;]
I love the way she talks, it's totally the same as trump but it looks adorable

>sophisticated and worldy
kek get a grip

>walk into new york suite
>see this
>wat do?

youtu.be/KH6cFFI5Va0

He never said he was going to continue that, he said he was self funding his primary campaign. Which he did. Unlike the primaries, the general election has strict rules on campaign funds. You aren't allowed to donate unlimited money to yourself, they do that so billionaires like Trump can't just completely buy their way into presidency. There is a individual donation cap, that's why he needs to take donations.

Apologize for entering the wrong room and leave.

It would be impossible to conceal my erection, and I wouldn't want to tempt such a respectable woman in that way.

Me: Hello Ivanka, pleasure meeting you, now let me tell you about the Jews...

tfw can't donate and meet her ;-;
why even live?

I'd be spilling spaghetti all over the place. No thank you ;_;

t. town rapist

Do I get to suck on them titties. No. She's married. What's the point.

user...
>talking about yourself on a date?
Your whole meta-game is fucked up.

>what would you say?
I feel like you could ask her questions for a week straight, her life is more interesting than any of ours will ever be.

>talk about her kids, talk about my kids
>talk about MAGA
>thank her for the coffee
>get signed trump sticker, and selfie with Ivanka
>leave

WHOEVER WINS MUST ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ABOUT POL

I'm basically the biggest jobber of my squad when it comes to getting laid. I put in literally no effort, give literally no fucks,shop at thrift stores for clothes a d still get the best looking women.

So yeah, I'd love to give this a shot.

lul she deletes the thank you email

I
>N E V E R
F O R G I V E

Sweet bro
You're like the most epic guy I know

>trying to cuck a jew
inb4 you have a date with mossad

How will you convince her to let her take the D when she's married to a Jew though

honestly I dont understand why anyone would want lunch/dinner/coffee with a celeb, I feel like it would be really awkward. but maybe thats just because im socially retarded

spill my spaghetti and burst into treats

I've fucked married women before.

>But he's a rich Jew
Okay?

For you.

Normies get the fuck off Sup Forums

>tfw will never be able to have coffee with the emporer's daughter
fuck i wish i could donate

I got a text from the campaign retard

Yes, let me culturally enrich her.

What do you think Hitler would think about his followers tripping over themselves to spend some time with a orthodox Jew?

>But she's a rich Jew*

I would take the opportunity to pitch my business idea to her.
>So are you in, or are you in?

It would be an awkward silence.

Hey El Che, how's the coffee down there? (legit question)

I have fucked married women too, and jewess as well. Nothing is impossible.

Would bet money that you couldn't fuck her.

Yes, always wanted to meet a jew.

Yup 100 every month since December

Can I get fresh creame with my coffee? How much do I need to donate to squeeze out that prize?

>user, why are you saying "cummy in mummy"? What did you mean by this?

to be able to get into a womans pants of this caliber first you have to follow the number one rule.

>everyone on Sup Forums can't hold a conversation
okay, buddy. I'd tell her about my plans to build a private walled city of course, taking inspirations from the hanging gardens of Babylon and Atlantis waterways.

But what would you know about culture?

Trump approaches you at her wedding
>user, you look like a lonely shmuck, go join the Hebrew dance with my daughter and Schlomo!

Wat do?

If you believe you can do it, you can do it senpai.

I'd rather get rejected than not try. Besides after a certain point hot women are easy to get because if they are so hot, only a select few Chad's will approach them.

QUEEN OF Sup Forums

>Married to Jew
>Converted to Judaism
>BROWN EYES

No.

>he thinks judaism is the problem rather than ethnic jews
>muh brown eyes
lurk more newfag

I would show her my collection of Trump-themed Pepes/Keks and ask her to choose her three favorites

just meh

Since she orthodoxically converted to Judaism, she's considered 100% Jewish by blood, so all chidlren born of her marriage are Jewish by default. Ethnic Jews are the ones who aren't religiously Jewish, but mother was Jewish. The Nazis only considered Jews as Jews if they lineage traced back to 4 generations of parents in Jewish congregations.

Woah dude. Teach me how to get mad pussy like you, yes??

I am fully erect.

I'd ask her how her husband and the campaign are doing, chit chat a bit about our shitty politics and how all mudslimes should be put through a meat grinder and if we have some minutes left I'd ask her how it feels like to have endless amounts of money.

it costs a billion dollars to run a campaign. He doesnt have that much cash or liquid assets even though he's a (((billionaire))). That would also be a terrible investment.

>show up drunk as fuck
>berate her for marrying a jew and betraying the aryan race

Press that "other" button and get to work

He's absolutely Hugh Mungous