Esoteric Jahanism Now Has Website

Jesus Christ my sides are in orbit, which one of you did this?

esotericjahanism.com/

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>the testimonials tab

My fucking sides are in orbit

Since he has a Turkish surname and looks pretty fucking ugly, even for a Brit, is he a Jew?

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Probably someone from The Right Stuff

He's a transcendental being from the alternate dimension of Contraria. He adds fuel to the rising fire by raising a magickal shield of counter-narrative. Search your heart & you'll know the truth.

:^)

I have jacked off the Holy Hamster.

All praise to J-H-NS

How did I not know 'straya was behind this

You win the award

Are you enlightened to the mystery of the Almighty Jahans?

holy fuck I love it

Don't forget the ED

encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander_Jahans

False God Yahans ye shan't have power over this temple! Be gone from the House of Kek and back into ye mother's cunt!

Actually I don't have ED anymore since my enlightenment

Hi wap

IT'S NOT WORF IT

I have an idea.

At a certain time in the day, lets say 10:00. Why don't we all order as many takeaways from as many different places as possible? If you can order them for specific times there will be hordes of pizza delivery men parked outside his house wondering what the fuck is going on.

That's naughty.

>The two psychological tendencies that underlie the alt-right we call "feelings of inferiority" and "oversocialization"

His beautiful bosom will grow ten-fold if such a feat is accomplished.

Bumping for the phropet of the board of peace!

I want to mail jahans something but I really don't know if it's worth paying the shipping just to slightly annoy the father of an autist.