This movie has NO hype

This movie has NO hype

I remember Frozen filled up an entire page of this board from the trailers alone.

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Well, I mean...

They aren't white.

does Elsa have a cameo?

This thread proves it

I've seen a few commercials and some "exclusive sneak peaks", yet still know nothing about the plot or characters, except for the Rock.

Internet neckbeards aren't excited for a children's film! Moana is doooomed!
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Brown girls are cute

>princess character has a piggy face
>brawny male lead has a super piggy face
>include an actual pig face for comparison

didney rayciss n shiiiet

the trailers and sneak previews make it look crushingly cliche and boring.

but 97% on RT opening day is impressive

the reindeer does

>RT
>impressive

Zootopia got 100

We like furries more than brown tribes

>wanting multiple threads about one movie to take over the catalog
Why? Although I don't think it'll get much discussion as people here seem to only latch onto things if they have plenty of waifus/fap-bait in the main cast and strong shipping potential.

And the porn potential seems low as well.

>Zootopia got 100
It got a 98 dumbass

>porn potential seems low as well.
It's a 16 year old brown chick with a fat ass, maybe not to your taste but I think people will find a way

There is like no porn right now.
There was porn of Zootopia a year before the movie came out.

You remember wrong. Frozen threads were few and in between before the movie came out. The trailers played up the obnoxious Olaf angle, and all threads reflected pure hate dubbing him Jar-Jar Brisk. Once it came out threads never stopped (until /frz/ was banned of course) and even the hate around Olaf mostly disappeared, but until then there was most certainly little hype.

Even outside of Sup Forums, if you remember the movie didn't really become a phenomenon until it started wrecking the box office week after week through December and January. When it first came out the hype was somewhat concentrated.

>Furries are quicker at creating and commissioning porn

What a revelation.

No fur, no buy.

don't even know what its supposed to be about. frozen at first glance made it seem like it would be about a snow witch/queen.

>Rotten Tomatoes
when will this meme end

youtube.com/watch?v=S1x76DoACB8
Frozen's official Teaser Trailer gave absolutely no hints what the film would eventually be about, it just gave the impression that the film would be a stupid flick about a dumb reindeer and a moronic snowman.

At the time it was believed that Frozen would become one of the biggest Disney failures ever, all because of that stupid teaser trailer.

GOOD.
Frozen general irrevocably ruined the board.

It's a fucking Disney movie. If you give it less than a perfect score they'll put a bullet in your brain.

You know that's not how RT works... right?

This is a white SJW-ish board.

SJW's want muh diversity. But when it comes out and is both well reviewed by critics on RT and has an A cinemascore. The SJW keyboard warriors stay home.

In other words, white girls are stupid, fake, bitches. Oh and there's no love interest, for the white fillies to finger their gashes to.

I still don't get the butthurt. Tangled was the same way, having a dumb comedic trailer with slapstick scenes not even featured in the movie, but that turned out to be a full fledged musical that took itself seriously. Winnie the Pooh was similar. Posters gave off a bizarre "edgy" vibe, trying to attract older viewers by showing characters about to get hurt ala Jackass. Frozen's trailers didn't convince me for a second, and I recognized it as Disney's usual, somewhat cynical, advertising style of tricking audiences into seeing a movie different than advertised (they've stopped doing this in recent years). Why Sup Forums never caught on, well the populace on Sup Forums is one of the dumbest of all boards, love ya guys, but I guess it can't be helped that animation studios do this with a lot of movies. Also see: The Croods, Peanuts (sort of), Big Hero 6 (to an extent).

Sup Forums is far from being the conventionally dumbest, they're just the most autistic, inclined to take things overly literally

>if a movie doesn't reach cancer levels of overposting on Sup Forums it has no hype

Well hype is cancer, so yes

That's the most retarded thing I've read all day. Please, just go back to Sup Forums and post some trump memes or something.

Fucking hell.

You might be right, but whenever I'm in an animation thread anons drive me up the wall.