Simpsons jokes you legitimately don't get

Simpsons jokes you legitimately don't get

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idk but kentucky is easily one of the worst states in the union, possibly the worst

Seriously, what's the joke here?

no no stop, if you explain this joke all the retards are going to start calling everything "kafka-esque"

Did not disappoint.

inb4 "reminder that the sneedposter is an underage spammer"

fuck you bitch

its ok bro i love all the states because i am a true patriot. if you hate any part of our homeland you are scum

Get Ready Because This Is Going To Blow Your Mind.

The Reason George Says The Quitters In the Revolution Were Kentuckians Is Because During The Revolution, Kentuckians Quit.

When Homer throws Marge up really high at that 50s cafe, then she comes through the door and says "wow a 50s nostalgia cafe" in the motorcycle episode

formerly chuckles*

Kafka turned into a bug

Everything I know about Kafka I learned from Home Movies

Maybe because every battle fought in what is now Kentucky was a British victory.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_invasion_of_Kentucky

Kafka was an author I think

And Hegel was a philosopher

>No meat touching Mame!

There's easily worse states than Kentucky. Mississippi and Alabama come to mind.

But having a flag with a blue background and a state seal are a pretty bad sign that your state might be irrelevant, desu.

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

So Springfield is Springfield Michigan?

>Bet you fifty dollars I’m a man, I’m a scholar and I’m turning into a bug.

You stupid Jap. Kentucky wasn't even a colony. It became a state (after Vermont) years later.

HE IS FRANZ KAFKA

The American Revolution was heavily a civil war with many loyalists, especially in the South. In fact really only about 1/3rd of the Colonists were opposed to the crown, imposing their will on the others, although sentiments changed as the war dragged on).

IT AIN'T SNEED

formerly Lovecraftian's

10/10 fucking fantastic

>Rifle used by the US to fight the Brits was literally called the Kentucky Rifle

I'm fucking finished with this website

>that shitty zombie Simpsons animation

Can you just not?

You're infinitely more annoying than Sneed posting.

fuck yes

Good, good

Pure kino

Pls leave

delet this

SNEED
FEED
SEED

CHUCK
FUCK
SUCK

Why would Chuck fuck and suck people? Is he gay in the extended universe?

t. underage sneedposter
Kys. Not even the lovecraftian posters are more annoying than sneedtards.

If you don't like it you can just ignore it. Just go back to r eddit where you can get all the "good" posts at the top.

You son of a bitch.