How to defeat China?

How to defeat China?

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I didn't know they did fist bumps in Asia.

cuck them by buying up their stocks and industry, and subverting their youth with anime and Japanese beauty standards

First you start with Korea, then take a foothold Manchuria.

China will fail on it's own because it's an inferior, corrupt gook country filled with people who would step over their own mothers to save a ching-dollar

*in Manchuria

t. English teacher

Stop buying products in the USA, China will go broke.

You would have to perfect robotics to a point where it can substitute the cheap labour that comes from china. It would have to be so far advanced that even if china stole the secrets and technology it would be too late.

But given their current manpower, economic strength and funds towards the sciences it would probably take nothing short of a giant meteor to hit china before you could even think of taking them out

murica

Meiji Restoration: Electric Boogaloo

comfort

So easy. So easy, folks.

next, wait for Germany to invade Russia and GET ON THAT SHIT, and absolutely do NOT involve the United States

Opium

Taiwan declares its own independent nation that needs no mainland with the help of japan and the us
china invades but this will move resources from Tibet and xinjian which will then need to declare independence with help from India and a possible central Asian union
then Vietnam and Philippines need to retake its islands further stressing the Chinese military capacity
south Korea will clean the north too making china really paranoid
at the end china will nuke everybody even itself solving the Asian problem.

cultural victory

>vietnam
>vs china
WOOOOH
Hot DAMN!
I like you
How old are you, kid?

You cannot.

Silly gweilo, that's why they're successful.

But China is perfecting robots an has the most advanced supercomputers there days. It's already too late.

Dental floss

Need missile shield.
>Launch missiles

>he falls for the missile shield meme
People just build deadlier missiles.

Perfecting? Oh, you mean the knock-off shit that doesn't actually work.
I respect China, ya'll have a crazy history, and we need each other economically. Let's just kiss and make up.

One thing that isn't made in China is better missiles

you cant.

(((english teacher)))

Wait for them to destroy themselves.

By killing us.

I love it when dumb gweilos underestimate China. It will make their defeat so much sweeter when they won't even see it coming because they underestimated us.

>Germany to invade Russia

What could possibly go wrong?

>invade Russia

youtube.com/watch?v=l6z2cZc90F8

They beat you already

With their own built machine

Step it up America

Is China our enemy? Or is it possible that we just live mostly harmoniously through trade and ruling over the rest of the world together.

Dont know much about foreign affairs desu senpai

This is literally the only way

Pretty sure Japan will die first

Two words:
[spoiler]Metal[/spoiler] [spoiler]Gear[/spoiler]

It is better if you do

But seems like your country and China literally reject the concept of co-operation.

China is the enemy.
They ram other country's boats... They claim islands that not theirs... They run military drills near other countries... China is the enemy.
Current USA administration runs "Freedom of Navigation" missions in South China Sea with US NAVY to ensure China don't start war. But they want it. You must destroy China for us.

Put hot money on Chinese Real Estate industry, make their housing price even higher. A shitty apartment in Beijing cost 1 million dollar, and their income is 10,000 $. The high cost apartment will eventually destroy all the chinese industry and enrage the people, then we will see the big fall of China

use your grorious nippon stando's!

Nah fuck you nip faggot. 2 nukes weren't enough. Enjoyed fucking your tourist girls in Okinawa though

Enjoying Canada, Chang?

Oh, the one they haven't actually used for anything, like all the shit China has supposedly done, but hasn't actually shown it outside of doctored bullshit. Gotcha.

'other country's'
Oh, you mean, yours. It's cool nipon, China just wants some of your sex boys and maybe a little revenge, you know we were their ally during WW2?

Funny how that changed when we pumped a shitload of money into nipon.

Agreed, Trump must ally with Russia, together we will crush China and expose the EU jews.

China is very vulnerable to splitting. The South has nothing in common with the North, the Han heartland has no real claim on the Western areas.

Underated post.

CUM IN MUM

India

start making your own shit

Send them brown people

The US is all but untouchable when it comes to missile defense.

Maybe in the 30s.

The Han are in the process of colonizing Xinjiang, Manchuria, Mongolia, Tibet, and the South.

this

>put money into Chinese real estate
You literally can't, lol.

Chinese government banned foreign ownership of its real estate because it was what foreign (Chinese) money did to your real estate, hahahaha.

Except you keep involving in China's businesswe by funding seperatist movements in China and surrounding the country with army bases.

Delusional nips have territorial disputes with every one of their neighbours.

>ally with russia
>somehow Russia willing to ally itself with the chronic backstabbing country and backstab its neighbour which supported it when America declared an embargo against russia.

>poo in loo
>save you
Look at nepal's blockade for how India treats its neighbours.

No. Rumor is China is building something in Africa. A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

>Chinkenal Gear
>hailed as the most advanced bi-pedal robot
>gets taken down by a lone american operator

>Start CIA coups in Taiwan which starts a chain reaction in Tibet and Xianjing
>Radicalize Muslims in Xianjing and smuggle Chechens, Taliban and Al-Qaeda into Xianjing from Afghanistan and Pakistan.

>Simutaneously bring back manufacturing to USA and place sanctions on China

>Germany to invade Russia

We simply nuke China.

Is this a chinese hate thread?

>We simply nuke China.
>What is Mutually Assured Destruction?
Don't get me wrong, I hate Mainland commie chinks and I would like simply for them to disappear and the Han Taiwanese (or Japs) to take their place. But what's stopping China from nuking the country that nuked them?

>Start CIA coups in Taiwan which starts a chain reaction in Tibet and Xianjing
Done. No real chain reaction.
>Radicalize Muslims in Xianjing and smuggle Chechens, Taliban and Al-Qaeda into Xianjing from Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Done. No effect, too /comfy/.
>Simutaneously bring back manufacturing to USA and place sanctions on China
In progress... or not...

You know this is already done with little effect, right?

Does anyone know how this ended?

NANKING

China will cuck itself. As their economy improves it will be too expensive to contract work there. The next place will probably be India.

good luck.

chinese are already on the verge of starting global takeover on the pacific side. so there is nothing you can do except whatever you can in your immediate vicinity, which means jack shit.

Literally just casually fight them.

Has there even been a time in the entire history of humanity where China ever won a war against Japan? And yet Japan wins constantly single handedly.

they were asking for it

youtube.com/watch?v=s9mUVpCSGl4
>A student at Huaqiao University got stuck in the school elevator and died of suffocation, this incident happened in Xiamen
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Jesus, dude.

user I...

they're chinese they would slaughter them like they would their own.

they're not baited into the multiculturalism lie they have their own agenda against it, which is to completely surpress it with force.

modified variant of Bubonic plague or Ebola that specifically target chink genetics, unleash into major sectors of their military, such as their food supply.

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>Implying you can do that in your backyard

nigga they already been doing this and they already have an advance know how about it. hell

they made a pig with a human face and a PENIS on its face.

they are more fucked up than you are even prepared to think about.

forgot this

Step 1: get your army back, nobody in america gives a fuck about you having a huge army anymore and in fact most people are for it because of china
Step 2: Give everyone guns. I know half your population will shoot themselves by day two, but after you sort that shit out you will have a warrior culture again
Step 3: strategize with america. you and south korea are our allies and we need to be together to fight the red gorilla
Step 4: speaking of korea, be bros with korea... and the philippines... and every other asian country. China pissing off vietnam for some reason? send them a giant teddy bear and some chocolate. Laos need help getting bombs out of its soil? give them some metal detectors and some IED clearers. India needs a loo? build it. I don't care what you do, just make all of asia your friend and when china acts a fool you and all your newly made friends go take care of business.
Step 5: ask for grorius nukes from papa U.S.
Step 6: nuke China.
Step 7:?????
Step 8: Profit... of of your new parking lot.

didn't know hong kong shilled out to the rest of china. Did they just shove those yellow umbrellas up your guys ass holes or what? Getting the sweet dick from the rest of china for so long just make you go crazy?

Well, for starters he probably died.

Also, nice dubs.

Well, China won by not being a cucked slave of the west, so there's that.

It is already more expensive there than many other places. The problem is, those cheaper places are totally shit and unstable, with rampant crime unlike china.

Do you really think you can kill off the most cockroach-like race in the world? They can eat anything and survive. You''ll probably die first the to your biological weapon leaking out of your labs and mutating to target weak white men.

yea he died

I can hear it cry in my head, it's horrible.

>japan
>afford anything like that
Amerishart, you know even their nuclear power plants are breaking down, how do you think they can afford to draft a bunch of fat NEETs?

Most Koreans hate japs more than chinks, lol. And the new president of the Philippines good America to fuck off and is known to be cozy with china.

China is the largest trading partners of most of their neighbours. Nobody will help be your meatshields in a war.

It's too late.

China isn't scary

>But China is perfecting robots
So they are going to put a billion of their own people out of work? Good luck China. You already have almost as main alzheimer cases as we have old people in the US.

CUM IN MUM

Robots stay, people coming over to enrich you.

Didn't know China had CTR shills on Sup Forums
The moar you know

Robots are the future, user.

Someone is needed to make those robots, maintain those robots, sell robots, and pilot robots to destroy america.

Why the fuck would China care about shilling to you? They can just buy access to future president Hillary or Trump.

CUM IN MUM

Kek like iron dome getting rekt by home made rocket from gaza

So that the Ching Chong leader is worried more about keeping his position than conquering shit.
Let it grow big enough

CUM

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China is literally your father. WTF is wrong with you japs. Its like seeing America trying to invade the UK.

Chinks dont have souls, confirmed.

you take seas and air while let us handle the soldiers on ground

you can trust us

>pinoy
>winning against chinks
You can't even beat th muslims in your country, lol.