Male character must make dinner

>male character must make dinner
>cuts his finger and burns the food

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>male character is the cook in the relationship

>male character burns the food
>orders take out and serves that instead with nobody knowing

>male character must make dinner
>smoke coming out of the oven

>male character makes dinner
>it's steamed clams

>divorced dad orders take out when his kids are visiting
>ex-wife arrives while they're eating and scolds him

>Male character makes dinner
>feeds it to his friends
>tells them it's pork

>dad character gets obsessed with something new every single episode

>"I see you still order in from Wojak's."
>"You used to love Wojak's."
>"I used to love you."

>son character thinks he doesn't like the taste of most foods
>it's actually that his mother can't cook

I liked Mr. Mom too.

>characters parents are separated
>they start fighting on his special day

this isnt about tropes anymore, is it

>character's parents are divorced
>character's dad is still a raging alcoholic even after his pancreas operation

It has never been about tropes.

>Father cries when he sees his son and hugs him for 4 minutes straight because he hasn't seen him in months and the son thinks he's being embarrassing on purpose and pushes him away and sees his dad crying in his car through the window later
sorry dad

>dad promises to show up at son's football match
>must work overtime and misses it
>son scores a goal and looks at that one empty spectator seat with disappointment

That's so cliche... and, unfortunately, so fucking true.

That's from Mrs. Doubtfire

>male character makes it to his Jewish dinner
>cuts his foreskin and burns himself

>dad character falls asleep while cooking due to working so much
>kitchen is full of smoke when his wife comes home drunk at 8 pm

>dad just wants to talk to his kids
>ex-wife calls cops on him for "confusing" the kids

>father character calls and asks if he can hang out with his son since its the son's birthday
>son says he's busy and the dad drives back home

>mother abuses the kids
>blames the father
>the father loses custody and gets a restraining order

Apologize to him, not a internet board

>dad asks kids if they think mom loves him
>kids say yes
>dad starts crying
>they all sit in silence for the duration of the trip home from school
>parents get divorced the following day

can males cook

K I N O
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RUN HOME JACK

>dad character comes home
>wife in bed with other man
>YOURE FUCKING A WHITE MAN

you mispelled cuck

>2017
>pepe posting

>woman in the relationship doesnt know how to cook

>lovecraftian western
>cthulhu enters saloon
>everyone in the saloon looks up and the music stops playing

so stupid
>single income family
>dad is busy working to provide to his family
>but MUH FOOTBALL/BASEBALL PRATICE DAD
>wife scolds him for "never being there"
>dad unemployed, finally has time to spend with his kids
>wife wakes him up at 7am and orders him to find a job

never marry folks

>male character has prepared a beautiful dinner table for his wife
>"alright, who did you sleep with?"

lol

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>tee hee I tried to make dinner but burnt it, now you get to take me out!
The absolute state of modern women

never had gf who cooked or could cook, even my mom couldn't cook which made me start cooking because I didn't want to eat frozen food slapped in the oven any more.

I think its a common theme in most relationships now, If you break up the girl she just goes back to eating turkey dinosaurs

my current gf will literally eat pre-made mash potato If I don't cook

>it's actually steamed hams

The best part is they think it's cute. I've met at least 3 women who think they're adorable "lol I can find a way to burn water!" Not even to cook for someone else, how the hell does somebody like that live? On grilled cheese sandwiches and canned soup? Although I wouldn't be surprised if most women couldn't even make that. If you're over the age of 20 and can't cook you've pretty much failed life

they obviously live of guys taking them out to dinner dipshit.

>If you're over the age of 20 and can't cook
This seems like a common thing these days. That or they cook really simple things and resort to cooking the same thing over and over again.
>tfw America is having an obesity epidemic but all of your friends are rail thin from poor diets and barely eating because they don't cook for themselves
>tfw you watch your friend get winded after climbing the fucking staircase to their apartment
I'm surprised they're alive and kicking

I don't understand how people can fail to cook.
How hard is it to follow a recipe?

Because cooking is about resource management (mostly time management). This is where people fail. I have plenty of examples in my family.

I believe it's more that they don't want to and don't try to, rather than they actually can't.

every single time my dad or brother try to cook they miss something in the recipe. The amount of times my dad has somehow misinterpreted "1/4 tbs" as "1//4 cup" and made something extremely salty is fucking ridiculous.

>"lol I can find a way to burn water!"
I feel indescribable rage when I hear this phrase. If there were ever a reason to legally hit someone for words. that would be it.

These people are so horribly flawed that they come to convince themselves that failing to cook is a sign of empowerment.

women who can't cook are used to having men buy shit for them and men who can't cook are used to having women do shit for them.

This, seriously. I could make tomato soup when I was 8 by simply following the recipe.

Both are equally disgusting.
>I can't do something as basic as provide food for myself
If you have reached that point, you need to immediately contemplate suicide

I don't want to talk shit about your dad but he may be legally retarded if he thinks any recipe calls for 1/4 cup of salt

Exactly this. It's like the men who don't know how to do their own laundry or fucking run a vacuum

...

>hot chicks riding the cock carousel for free food.
>suicide.

Well what are they going to do once they're past the hill and not married?

I started cooking to get /fit/ and now I'm a master of steaming vegetables, grilling meat, and nothing else

Find the virgin beta they turned down 20 years ago because she now ready to settle down with a nice guy and is tired of "dating assholes" aka my pussy has been stretched by 200 miles of dick

Then you are doing it wrong.

>eating turkey dinosaurs

...

All these cheese sticks eating chicks in their early-mid 20s will cost less than a beer can on sexual market once hormones settle down and their stomach will stop being that of a xenomorph.

But than again that's why they have desperate beta-orbiters to take them in their 30s after a cock carousel and probably with Chad's child.

>1/4 cup of salt
Thanks for the laugh user

Why would you eat nuggets that weren't shaped like dinosaurs?

>start cooking to be healthy
>keep making more and more extravagant recipes
I just wanted to make crispy wings without frying them

There are more male professional cooks than women, so what do you think?

>male character has to cook
>pan is nice and cold
>fuckin' hell

>son asks dad to teach him how to throw
>dad is busy working and says they gonna have a good time later
>years pass son is a family man himself
>dad asks sin to hang out
>sons is busy with work and his kids got the flu

Too close to home fuck

>male and female characters changes lifes
>male character think the female have everything worse

They're gonna have a good time then.

>football
It's called soccer, you faggot euro

>Sup Forums is full of directionless males raised by single fathers
I'm not surprised desu

>that old man told me to smile! I was literally RAPED!

>male character makes steamed hams that in actuality are grilled

>the Internet is full of directionless males raised by single fathers

>1/4 cup of salt

>Son wishes for his barbie doll to come to life. Barbie falls in love with dad but then has to return to being plastic to save the barbie doll empire.
>Son is played by linsey lohan

>tfw cooking is the only thing that brings me true joy
>tfw Im always thinking of new recipes to try or changes I can make
>tfw I have no one to share it with
It just doesn't taste as good without company to enjoy it with.

Open relationships are more natural than monogamous relationships. Women are programmed to sleep with multiple men. Monogamy is a social construct. It's irrational to be against this.

Shine bright, shine far, don't be shy, be a star.

t. Chopin

give it to some homeless

Maybe they're more natural, but all advanced civilisations were mostly monogamist, with some having polygyny for upper-class men

Meanwhile societies with "open relationships" as the norm are primitive tribes in the middle of nowhere

>appeal to nature

>social construct
I hate this phrase, it's complete nonsense.

YOU'RE a social construct.

>social constructs aren't natural

Brings tears to my eyes

>female character can't cook for shit
>we are supposed to find this cute

Fuck off Japan

I recently learned my mother does this on purpose

>spend 6 hours cooking soup
>still dump it full of artificial flavour and salt

>B-buh then dad will complain that it's not salty enough
DAD LEFT EIGHT YEARS AGO HE WONT WALTZ BACK IN THROUGH THE DOOR ON THIS RANDOM SUNDAY YOU DUMB BROAD

>watch movie
>cliche happens

Fugg I came for the tropes not the feels.

Dumb animeposter

>not roasting or stir frying your vegetables every time

how elsw are you gonna retain all the juices boy

>parents seperate
>Mom demands full custody while dad wants kids half the time
>Mom manages to convince the kids that dad works nly wants half custody to avoid paying child support and doesn't actually love them
>Court date comes
>Judge says "anons, who do you want to live with?"
>Both anons pick mom
>Can literally see the moment dad's heart breaks because he thinks anons don't love him

I cry everytaim

My two male cousins both in their 20's were impressed as hell on Christmas when I knew how to turn on the oven and make a premixed pack of gravy.

I looked over at my aunt and just shook my head and they all laughed as if I was joking. I wasn't joking.

>male character ruins the Christmas turkey
>Chinese anyone?

Buy a convection oven nigga