It's an "user starts balding at 23"-episode

>it's an "user starts balding at 23"-episode
Yeah I don't like this episode, guys

turn the tv off

I used to never worry about my hair, but now that I'm almost thirty, when I see my reflection all I can think about is how thin it is starting to look and how my hairline is clearly receding. I'll be bald on top by 40. Can we change the channel?

>tfw thick head of hair
>tfw looks like a wiry mushroom if i let it grow too much

the TV won't turn off

>its a user learns, after 7 years of masturbating, that masturbating causes hair to recede
pretty lame of the writers to let him figure that one out for himself

>dad is 6'5 and started going bald in his early twenties
>take after my mum way more more than him
>manlet but have my grandads hair so will never go bald
H-Ha ha, bald fags BTFO, ye-yeah...

This thread is for folliclelets only.

>it's another "user is only 6'3" tall" episode
There's still hope for him, right? haha

Why are guys born in the 90s always balding or overweight?

>Grandpa lived till 90
>Had a decent amount of hair on his head

>it's an "user finish balding at 23"-episode

>user has permanent forehead wrinkles from scowling for so long

>grandpa on dads side lived until +90 and still had good hair
>grandpa on moms side was like bald in his 30s
Uncle on my moms side has good hair in his 60s though so maybe there's hope

Buzzcut at the top and grow a full beard/goatee down at the bottom, it's literally as easy as that

Either that or get hair transplants but then you might aswell go down the full fake beauty peagant route

>It's an user's parents always told him he was 6'1" and he believed them and made fun of manlets on this board for years until going to the doctor one day and finding out he's only 5'11"
Really don't know where the writers were going with this arc

>grandpa died 10 years ago
>he was completely bald

FPBP

>it's an "user has hair for life but he's only 5'6" episode

Gordon, the fuck you doing here?

why is this so common among americans?

Like you don't even know your fucking height? It's not a subjective thing you fucking retards.

>user is too lazy and bummed to do anything besides browsing Sup Forums.

Fuck this apathy.

Ive got that but im in my 30s

We only measure at the doctors. Can't be fucked otherwise.
I stayed the same height and weight for five years growing up, just because I didn't want to bother checking. It was right once, after all. Probably isn't all that far off.

>It's an "user is black episode so he pulls off being bald really well" episode

I used to think that I was 6ft tall. I measured my height properly yesterday and it turned out to be 177.5 cm, or 5ft 8 inches
Fucking hell!

Hair and height and dick size I can understand but giving a shit about wrinkles?
Come on nigga, don't be a fag

I could have sworn I filtered you, do you have multiple trips or something. Oh well.

>It's an "user is black episode
I'm so sorry

>its an user is ashamed of his balding and finally bites the bullet and scheduled an appointment with a dermatologist next month to get prescribed Propecia

Wish me luck lads. I hope it doesn't kill my boners.

>tfw beautiful hair but still a fa/tv/irgin

then how do you overestimate your height? wouldn't you underestimate your height in that case?

Personally I think this is just another example of americans building a facade to virtue signal, just like when the rednecks call others cuckolds while being the largest consumers of cuckold pornography.

>it's a poopyhead episode

>its an user refuses to pay £0.30p/pill for finasteride and goes bald before 30 episode
always hilarious

would you rather be a manlet or balding in your early 20s?

No I'm 5'8. That's like.172-174cm. You're 5'10 you moron.

>it's an "user has perfect Aryan genes, a full head of hair, a monster cock, and 6'3" but still a loser posting on Sup Forums"
At least you have an excuse

Balding is always better than manletism. At worst your baldness will be made fun of but it's a virtual guarantee if you're a manlet and people won't respect you on top of that.

Depends on how manlet we're talking
>5'6
balding
>5'10
manlet
I feel like bald + tall looks better than short and nice hair but average/slightly above average height and balding looks fucking awful

user...

>character is the only bald person in the family
>his older brothers still have their hair

How the hell do you mistake 6' and 5'8"

>it's an user is trying to kick the masturbation habit but wakes up to another 15gbs of Piper Perri sets ripped from vipergirls for the 5th time this week

That's 5.8 feet, not 5'8''. A foot isn't 10 inches.

i feel for you. are you at least smart?

> long luxurious hair that made girls jealous
> thinning and prematurely gray at 35

You had a good run, user.

Holy shit, you're an idiot.
1 inch = 2.54 cm
1 foot = 12 inches

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just shave it bro girls love it...

>moms side all bald
>grandpa on my dads side has head of thick luscious white hair.
its a fucking coin toss for me lads

you wont regret it, been on it for about 5 months now, hairloss stopped entirely after like 2 months maybe less, i used to have strands of hair all over my hands if i ran them through my hair in the shower, now if i do it i dont have any. i have expereicne a very slight loss in libido but i just masterbate less to make up for it. erections are as strong as ever, cum is a bit watery but otherwise no sides. my hair on my crown is even starting to regrow, looks leagues better than before i started. best of luck user.

>Piper Perri
kys

It's a 2 inch difference, not that unbelievable and that user has already proven he's stupid.

He's not an idiot for not knowing a retarded measurement system.

>It's an "user starts balding at 17 but gets on finasteride and keeps all his hair for five years now" episode.
One of my favorite episodes desu.

I heard its most effect on the back of the head, and that part is hit the worst. How hard was it to get a prescription? I forced myself to quit smoking for 8 days now in preparation in case I have to take a blood pressure test for it.

I'm 27 and admittedly a good looking guy, this balding bullshit killed my self confidence.

>5'8'' and 6'
>A 2'' difference
Europeans get out

no

Literally the same, my grandpa on my fathers side has really good hair but not on my mothers.
Asked my mother and told me that he father didn't start balding until he was like 50. I guess I'd be okay with that. I guess I'd be okay.

If he doesn't know it then he should be running his fucking mouth about it.

I fucking lold at this post

i'd rather go bald than take pills every day for the rest of my life tbqh family member

>not balding at 16

pleb

i literally went to my local gp and said im balding what can i do and he wrote me a 5 month prescription. we did so some tests for basic shit like vitamin deficiencies but when it all came back good he hooked me up without a second thought. im on 1mg a day but he said you can get away with a quarter of that for a while, i didnt really want to risk it being less effective so i asked him if i can take the full 1mg and he said it was fine. i just wish i did it two years ago desu. but still much happier than i was before

Wow, I see you're retarded too. I'm a European and even I understand your retarded measurement system better than you. I've never done this but here it goes.
>American education

Beyond retarded.

>6' is 5'12''
>5'12'' - 5'8'' = 4''
Does 4'' equal 2'' to you?

i wish i could meet you guys and hear your funny stories in public.

Embarrassing faggot

I went to my doctor about it a year or two ago and he told me to get out of here and deal with it. Fuck that indian faggot, I'm going to go to a dermatologist.

Sounds like everything should go smooth then, thanks for the encouraging story user.

desu I've really let go of myself physically since this started happen, I'm really excited to get on this and give me that spark of motivation that there might be light at the end of this tunnel and I'll whip my ass back into shape.

You on minoxidil too?

Fuck me, I don't know how often I have to explain this on this thread. You're using the wrong numbers. The guy is 5'10.

>dad is bald both uncles on dads side had full head of hair
>grandad on dads side was bald
>grandad on moms side had full head of hair
>uncle on mums side has a decent head of hair


>started balding at

also did you mention that you wanted to get prescribed to fin? or did he suggest it

1 inch = 2.54 cm
1 foot = 12 inches
It's not fucking hard to understand this retarded system.

>It's an ''user has the thick hair of his grandmother so he will never go bald'' episode

>id rather accept defeat
might aswell top yourself while your at it

If you cant keep up with the conversation you should fuck off.

He thought he was 6 foot tall

fuck me, sorry, didn't read the full thread

What?

Go back faggot

you wont believe the stress relief that doing 'something' about it gives you, even better that that somehting is actually scientifically backed as effective, i think that alone might help with the hair loss in all honesty. i havent started minox yet i probably will in a year or two, fin by itself is going well. i also use nizoral 2% twice weekly and nioxin thinning hair system the rest of the time, nioxin makes my hair look like i never thinned at all but only for that day, nizoral seems to improve my scalp health overall. my doctor suggested fin but i was going to ask for it regardless, he is really chill. and yeah fuck that doctor that wouldnt help you what a cunt

I would if I could

No you go back. I kept up with the conversation that was happening.

Remember the majority of asspies on here are on here because this is the only kind of communication they're capable of, they'd probably sit in silence sipping soft drinks for an hour before their mothers came to pick them up

WHAT

I started balding when I was 18. Im 23 now and i just shave it

Took me three goes to realise you said scientifically backed and not scientifically Blacked

>it's an user has a varicose vein on his testicle which he is convinced is causing his hair loss but his doctor won't operate episode
Fuck the NHS desu

wew user, your posts honestly gave me some excitement. i've thought about how i'm going bald pretty much every day for a few years now and it had a enormous impact on my personality.

i get anxiety from having my back turned to people. but yeah like you said, just the act of doing something to try and remedy this will probably help even more psychologically speaking.

thanks for your posts lad, keep it up

For all you baldcels:
>go to dr about hairloss
>mention you also find it difficult to wee all of a sudden
FREE FIN FOR LIFE

just in case you decide not to do it:
If you decide to shave your head/buzz it you're gonna feel better as well. Point is, you're gonna feel better once you get used to it and it might take a few days but for most people it's a matter of months. Anyway you're golden, you're gonna feel better about it in the end

>grandad on both sides on the family still have great hair
>dad still has great hair at 55
I'm gonna make it

>it's a user is bald irl but is taller so he's trying to mock hairy manlets episode
so how ya doing baldfucks

>it's an user just realized how incredibly lonely he is episode

>its a user realizes he's okay with being lonely and having no one his whole life. some people aren't meant for other people.

Is that a thing?

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i have a glorious head of hair at 28.

I hope I keep it forever, I look like a fucking goober when it's shaved.

>mfw lost my hairline at 19