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Moon of my life.

aaggghhh...

IS THIS YOU GETTING BACK AT ME, BOY?!

reminder that Winds will be totally different from season 6 and there's nothing DOUBTERS can do to prove otherwise

Its such a sHAMe you had to die, stanny

>Unironically falling for jolly lies

Oh user ;_;

>One of the main plot of the series is a plot device to make a character travel to join that same plot and to bring an army that has literally no endgame except backing up that plot in the main continent
You are retarded and I'm not bothering responding to you anymore

>one of the main plots
>literally nothing has come of it yet

Laughing @ your life

EEEEEGGGGG

ELI5 to me why Littlefinger have Jon Arryn killed, and did the Lannisters have anything to do with his death, or do they even know LF did it.

>why Littlefinger have Jon Arryn killed
He found out about the incest but would end the entire situation too quickly, before it could cause sufficient CHAOSH.
>and did the Lannisters have anything to do with his death, or do they even know LF did it.
No & no, although it was very convenient for them.

>Stannis
>dead

Why did he want to cause chaos between the Lannisters and Starks?

Reminder Chad King Aerys dindu nuffin. Barathacucks and Starkfags just autistically throw out the words UNFAIR TRIAL or BURNING without proof of wrongdoing.

Currently rereading the books, almost finished aSoS. Is there a character that was shit on more than Jaime in the show?

He's been completely stagnant for 4 seasons and all of sudden decides it's Cersei not helping the North that is the worst thing ever and the reason he should leave.

cuz CHAOS BLADDER

so they'd kill each other, creating power vacuums and therefore more opportunities for himself to bring his own power base he was establishing into play later

Why does Renly have red hair?

Why does Stannis look like a drag queen?

nothing about that picture is very good.

There is only one god, the god of death, and there is only one thing to say to him...

>implying that isnt stannis to a tee

Who's this semen demon?

George R.R. Martin

He's the author of the series Game of Thrones is based on.

I was asking about the chubby chick on the right

I bend the knee oh glorious King in the Night

hey man, George isn't chubby, it's just that his beard makes him look wide.

And what do we say to the god of deadlines?

Looks like Emilia Clarke

Gatehouse Ami.

"When are you finishing The Winds of Winter?" says a disgruntled book reader. George replied, I'M WRITING...... the dullest franchise in the history of TV franchises. Seriously each episode following Daenerys and her wyvern pals as they fight assorted shitlords has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when GRRM agreed to D&D directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books which he will never finish before dying of fat. The GoT series might be anti-Tolkien (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-fantasy series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred times. I was incredulous. GRRM's mind is so governed by cliches and literal shit metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of GoT by /lit/. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading GRRM at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go and post on Sup Forums." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read "GoT" you are, in fact, trained to be a Sup Forums poster.

What really was so mad about the mad king?

Stark progaganda

Radical socialistic reforms and tax policies

Lannisters don't act like fools.

He did mad skeedz when he gave that ebrake a tug yo
fucking radical dude

Is GURM actually writing the sixth book or has he completely given up?

Showfag questions here:
Are Westeros and Esos the only continents?
Is it a spherical planet of a flat world?
How do seasons work?

How many peaches you think Stannis ate to try to erase the memory of killing Renly?

>this entire post

yikes

Name 1 (ONE) grey character from the show

>Atlas Shrugged

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Theres 4 Continents. Westeros, Essos, Ulthos and Sorthoryos.

Why does Stannis look like a fag here?

>Theon GREYjoy
>Yara GREYjoy
>Euron GREYjoy
>Balon GREYjoy
Need I go on?

Its a not a planet. Its an eye of a giant named Macomber. They literally tell the audience in season 1 of the show

ok guys I've gone through an online internet detective course and found the girl, if anyone is interested her twitter is Maryon_B, reddit is Poly-M, and deviantart is poly-m. Too bad she looks like shit in all her other pics.

No, they don't.

Grey Wind
Summer
Lady
Nymeria

The Hound

He's currently working on a new HBO show, and attends a lot of cons. It's also NFL season, so I don't think he has lots of time to write.

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He wanted to do pic related
feel free to evaluate how sane of a ruler that is

jamie lannister

What does NFL season have to do with his writing?

Hes a big NFL fan

...

He's VERY invested in it, and he also roots for the worst teams that always lose, so he gets upset and depressed during NFL season

>LOTR
>Created and entire genre
>Shit tier

I've seen this pasta a hundred times but my jimmies still get rustled.

Every week he publishes a blogpost about it almost as long as his average chapter

Melisandre

Nothing wrong with infrastructure projects

Would you fuck Melisandre in her old form to get to lick Melisandre in her prime form's feet?

"No!"
still makes me kek

supported by what tax policy tho?

GREAT
DANE

increased tariffs for port cities, although he mostly did that to spite Tywin

>not kekking at
>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."
Shit humor desu

unironically Stannis

the night king

OATHBREAKER IS IT?

first three seasons it's literally good starks vs ebil lannisters
then it's literally joker ramsay vs jesus jon snow

See how he wanted to go to war with Braavos? That's because the Iron Bank wasn't going to loan him the money he wanted for the projects.

Fanfic author

REEEEEEEEEE normies stop falling for the "was built on a lie" bullshit

Are you fucking kidding me

When did Kvothe meet with Radovid?

These could've saved Westeros desu.

Think about it. New Wall means more attention up North, people find out about the Others faster. Canal system irrigates Dorne which after a war against the undead might be the only place untouched and unfucked. Bringing Braavos to its knees gets them iron bank money and a dank fleet for evacuation if need be.

Aerys did nothing wrong

it's that the same bitch
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>PrestonJacobs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eh, maybe tomorrow

I want to marry Emilia!

>"im team targaryn XD!!!"
bloody hell

>Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie
>I wonder what my murdered uncle who I was named after would think about this

yeah, but how would he fund the war without any money to begin with?

S-so you're saying Aerys had visions/dragon sleep/whatever is called, as well?

Stop bullying Isaac. He's not at fault for D&D retarded writing.

Team Dayne!

Yes, yes, achieving these would help a bunch. Actually getting to that point though is a whole other story

Best Lannisters

How many times did Eddard plunge her with his longsword? If you know what I mean.

Tywin was a hypocritical cunt though, he's nothing like Jaime.

Literally 0 (ZERO). It was Brandon who popped her with his thundercock.

>two cucks
>"best" at anything

Daenerys

Idk man. Ned returns triumphant from Tower of Joy with Dawn in hand. I bet Ashara coulda irrigated all of Dorne with the wetness between her legs.

...

Jaimie is a cucker if anything, he never got married
You posted Jaimie when you obviously wanted to post Tyrion (pre Khaloreesi bullshit that is)
Tywun>Tyrion>Kevan>Jaimie>>some dimwit with a stutter>Lancel>shit>>Cersei