If you could have one power, what would it be? What would you do with said power?

If you could have one power, what would it be? What would you do with said power?

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The power to punch people who repeatedly make the same threads in the face through the internets.

As for the second, make your nose bleed.

Powerful, eldritch magic

I'd wear a typical stage magician setup with a top hat and suit and then start off making small gigs at kids parties and shit as a stage magician, doing stuff that's impressive but doesn't really seem to be anything other than simple illusions. When I start getting more well known and move on to bars and shit I beef up my act with shit that seems absolute David Copperfield-tier but still never pull out the big guns, everything that seems like it could be done with smoke and mirrors. Finally, when I move up to a really big show with a massive audience in the thousands with TV crews and everything I pull out the real shit, doing some serious cosmic magic shit that puts me in the history books.

Travel between dimensions.

You can start picking up powers and artifacts from other universes, AND get your waifu. You could also just teleport to an identical version of this world, but where you're still in highschool. Just teleport in front of yourself, scream "NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" to scare the shit out of them and all their friends, and teleport out laughing your ass off.

Summon waifus. Nut repeatedly.

The most powerful one, make OP's mum not a whore

The ability to void everyone's wishes and powers.

COMPLETE

GLOBAL

SATURATION


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The power to have any power.

Absolute time control. Consequence free time travel, resetting time, returning to past versions of myself, fast forwarding time, you name it.

Freedom Ring's powers.

I would be a different super hero every day.

A full spread of psychokinetic powers. Also, a pair of tentacles with beak-like tips that allow me to hold or cut things.

The most useful would be:
-Being able to manipulate time (freeze time, speed it up, time travel, going back and fixing mistakes).
-"Ghost powers" (bundles flight, invisibility, talking to the dead, and going through walls)

Mind control. I'd bring about world peace, advance the cause of science and economic prosperity then create the greatest harem the world has ever seen.

Super Intellect

The only power that matters in the real world.

>If you could have one power, what would it be?
Omnipotence

>What would you do with said power?
Win the lottery once, pay off all my bills, store the rest n the bank and continue living as I currently do

Toonforce.

Forgive me for my JoJo shit.

I will become user: Over Heaven.

Mind control would be top tier tbqh.

I'll never understand his lack of sex-drive, or why there isn't more porn involving the Geass.

Lelouch probably had tons of sex with green bitch after his fake death

Everything a human can possibly do but at a godlike level. Powers would be immortality, regenerative healing factor, environmental adaptability, superhuman physical attributes, senses, intelligences and a degree of cosmic awareness. So basically average pantheon god's immortailty, Wolverine's regenerative healing factor, Hulk's strength, prime Juggernaut's durability, prime Juggernaut's stamina, Spider-man's agility, Flash's reflexes, Flash's speed, Superman's senses (no x-ray vision, telescopic vision, microscopic vision and heat vision because humans can't do that), Doctor Doom's intelligences and a degree of cosmic awareness. No flight and force manipulation because your average human is incapable of doing such a thing.

I would wish to be the little girl.

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I'd like the superman set. But if that
s too many I'd take the Wolverine healing one. Imagine not having to worry about getting permanently hurt, ever.

I'd do all sorts of crazy shit.

Ghost Powers as portrayed in Danny Phantom. Flight, Intagibility, and Invisibility are really all I'd be satisified with but there's also more ghostly stuff like possession, cold manipulation, and ghostly wails.

And then there's also the really interesting powers that manifest surrounding the circumstances of your death or if your life had a particular trauma or similar.

I'd honestly just try to fuck around and have fun not having to worry about living an actual life. Maybe become a vigilante or an urban legend.

>inb4 I die of a heart attack, shitting on the toilet

But he could have had sex with ALL OF THEM.

Honestly, instead of specific "tell me x/go do x" he should have just instilled blind obedience and given orders from there. It would have given him far more use out of each person, with each now being reusable rather than a one and done.

i've been thinking about this way too much recently, i think if i could get almost any super power i could always find a way to exploit it and make my life better, i got a few useful skills i have developed over the years and even a few talents, but ther are really nothing that a normal human can't get with enough practice and effort

i have discovered that even being the best at something just makes me feel good for a little while and then it's back to normal

i don't need mind control , time stop or any over powered shit, just wathever power makes me a bit more special than any other human

But anyways i guess a symbiote would be really handy, or almost any jojo stand power, since having an invisible buddy is also really handy, maybe killer queen since erasing some people i know would give me a very happy and tranquile life right now

Funny I was going to pick the sane thing. But I also wanted the power to possess people, therefore preventing others from mind controlling or possessing me

Flight.

Telekinesis

It's the most exploitable power. You basically do anything with it.

Everything a human can possibly do but at a godlike level. Powers would be immortality, regenerative healing factor, environmental adaptability, superhuman physical attributes, senses, intelligences and a degree of cosmic awareness. So basically average pantheon god's immortailty, Wolverine's regenerative healing factor, Hulk's strength, prime Juggernaut's durability, prime Juggernaut's stamina, Spider-man's agility, Flash's reflexes, Flash's speed, Superman's senses (no x-ray vision, telescopic vision, microscopic vision and heat vision because humans can't do that), Doctor Doom's intelligences and a degree of cosmic awareness. No flight and force manipulation because your average human is incapable of doing such a thing.

As for what I would do with my newfound powers, nothing for now. I would patiently wait for humanity to evolve and become an intergalactic species capable of intergalactic travel. Would enlist into the intergalactic program and explore the universe with my fellow humans.

It would be a toss up between this, Speed force, or telekinesis, something along the lines of that one movie where three kids get telekinesis then the one autistic kid ends up becoming all powerful.

If I couldn't get anything super natural I would probably just want to do what Taskmaster could do though.

Superstrength.

I'd open my own moving business.

Well...during most of Geass Lelouch was too busy planning and worrying about stuff to have much will or need for a sex-drive.

The power to bend reality to my will.

Speed. I'd be the Flash. Unless DC threatened to sue then I'd be Donutsteel.

Remember this. For every moment you see a character doing his main character shit, there's ten more where he's just doing homework and other normal shit.

Purple Man's pheromone-based mind control.

Time bubbles, cloning and self-hypnosis.
That way you can:
>make clones that won't turn on you
>make yourself and/or your clones work to your fullest potential without turning on you
>make yourself and/or your clones work to the fullest potential many times as fast, therefore as productive, as you could without turning on you
In actuallity I just need to get my shit together and stop browsing Sup Forums when I have a calculus test tomorrow and I don't know anything about the subject

>Cloning
No good can come from this. It will only lead to an identity crisis where you don't know if you are the original, just a clone created by the original or a clone of the clone created by the original and etc.

I'm pretty sure I'd know I'm Me Prime. I'm me after all, there's no argument to it.

Breast Flow

That is only your desire to the be the genuine you.

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whenever I say cloning I instinctively think of naruto style cloning. Remember that? That really creative mechanic that they never used for more than a couple arcs? Yeah that was a thing alright.
So yeah: make a clone, they are temporary, maybe, and easy to vanish, but when they do you absorb back whatever they did and felt and saw.

Reality Manipulation

anything that I want

The ability to grant powers to other people.

But the powers they get are based on themselves (to an extent) and I get a fraction of their own abilities at like a parlour trick level but similar powers stack.

So I could for example go up to a gardener and they get to make giant mutant plants to terrorize the city with and I'd get to have my tomatoes always grow nice and juicy.

Ever wonder why Wolverine's so assblasted? I'll give you a hint: this powers have something to do with it

Goes fast powers

I would go fast and fuck up physics and timelines

Vandal Savage is the superior immortal power set.

Heightened senses vs Increased intelligence and amazing memory

>Vandal Savage is the superior immortal power set.
You do realize that Vandal Savage had to resort to cannibalism of his descendants in order to maintain his immortality after a specific amount of years have pass right?

Not him, but I philosophically do not care. Though ideally, were I aiming for a group set up like that I'd pick telepathy to hive mind.

My ideal power (assuming it's just one) would be spacial encryption. The ability to generate concurrent spatial dimensions. The simplest example being making a room that exists in the same space as another room, meaning you can either visit the normal room or choose to phase into the other artificial spatial dimension that takes up the same space as the room.

glowing cube, gotta go with the traditional the power to turn into any animal I touch.

Mind control or time travel
Specifically I want to start things over or make people forget certain things

If you could have any power why would you not pick omnipotence? If there was a rule against Omnipotence or Nigh-Omnipotence I guess Meta-Teleportation because deep down all I really want is freedom.

STANDU POWAH!

Over Heaven is great, but don't tell me that Gold Experience Requiem wouldn't be the shit.

SUTANDO*

Let's see

>Speed Force
I get the Flash's suite of super strength, hyperspeed, super reflexes, etc. with the added bonus of keeping my clothes intact

>Magic
These would come as items (Invisibility cloak, elemental ring, hyperspeed boots, etc.)

>Cartoon Physics
Pain reduction, rubber hose body, montage manipulation, super strength, super speed, teleportation, gravity manipulation and access to a pocket dimension for any gadget I wanna use

With Speed Force I would spook America for a few weeks to the point of terrorism

With magic I would spook the world for a few weeks to the point of terrorism

With cartoon physics I would become the world's richest comedian

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>Want to be immortal
>But don't want to be assblasted or a cannibal
Hmm I guess i still with mental illness and a slut daughter

Shapeshifting. Lead several double lives, and general petty superficial reasons.

Reality warping, I'd fuck this planet up every single day, finding new ways to use my powers but mostly just for fun, and reset every night. this worlds gonna be my GTA: Danger Room

To each their own, friend. The World: Over Heaven is just the perfect package for me. Hell, the fucking name arouses me to no end. that : in the middle...

Fuck off, Barry

It's because he's a manlet

Order of both desire to have and usefulness:
Omnipotence
Time Manipulation
Elemental Manipulation (particularly wind)
Transformation (particularly into dragons)
Super Speed
Flight

All others

Flight. I would fly.

Literally one of the best "common day" powers ever. It's easiest the best power for day to day life.

You will never have to do anything you don't want to do ever again, because you can send a clone to do it.

besides getting physically in shape, you are set for life.

>pick gold experience requiem
>nullify death itself
>achieve immortality
>be absolutely untouchable

Travel to the multiverse and visit realities where Miraculus Ladybug was animated in 2D, CN never cancelled DC Nation and Miyazaki did the Pippin longstocking movie he wanted to make. Maybe there is a reallity where Bee and Puppycat is not a scam.

Guilty Crown?

I definitely wouldn't want omnipotence

GER has weakness and has been beaten. Few stands can do it but it is FAR from immortal

>make a clone to do something you don't want to do
>he's you, so he doesnt want to do it either, explodes himself
then what?

Immortality is a nice side-effect.

We all know that we chose stands for the poses.

The ability to be able to fuck any girl, no matter when, no matter where, no matter the age, and no matter if they lived in a different time or are fictional, always make them orgasm harder than anything else can, and without suffering any repercussions (including and not limited to pregnancy or incurring the wrath of friends/family of the girl in question).

So basically I could just go over to the girl next house for a quick shag, or go and fuck Cleopatra, or Frankie Foster, or stick my dick in a girl while on the street with people around, etc, and no one would be questioning it ever.

Omnipotence.

First, I'd give everyone the same power except that they couldn't do anything to harm a being that is aware. Now, that doesn't mean that they couldn't kill people, but those that did would just be killing solipsistic philosophical zombies, not 'real' people.

Then I'd probably fly around doing cool shit, and banging qts. Maybe I'd make myself gay for a while, see what it's like.

Shape shifting.

Sex or super cosplay

To be able to save/load/create new save files at will and still retain all information from any saves I leave. Kinda like being being the player of a character in a videogame but in real life. When I die it takes me back to the menu to load a new save, or create a new save file .

I could create saves during moments of my life I'd like to relive or get an extra chance to do something in case I fuck up. If I ever get bored of a life I could create a new one that spawns me as a new being with the factors of the building I could control or just set to random.

Is it though? We've seen Calvin do something like that, and his clones turned on him

Explain. Not wanting Omniscience I could understand, knowing literally everything would suck. But why not Omnipotence? You could do anything you wanted, or nothing at all if you felt like it. You would never have to worry about anything because no force in existence could harm you. It would be absolute freedom.

He doesn't have any of that shit though. He is FAR less impervious as people imply. I am sick of the GER meme.

Not him, but it depends. If anything I think becomes reality, I'd unwillingly think of the first thing that could screw me over and I'd die. I'd want to keep those powers to a minimum

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That assumes that you can't control the power. That's more 'Mentifery' than Omnipotence. With the latter you couldn't accidentally do something you didn't intend.

Flight, pure and simple. I'd be mostly selfish with it (free travel around the world), but I probably would try to use them for good when possible.

Because only God should have that power?

Forgive me for the Sup Forums shit

That is a shit stand you neet

Why tbe fuck would you want Superfly of all stands? Just move into an abandoned phone tower if the lifestyle is all you want.

Fuck off with the Jojo you guys, seriously.

Is this bait? Let's pretend for a moment that god actually exists. I'm not very comfortable with the idea that my life is in someone else's hands. Especially someone that I've never met and know nothing about other than some stories in an ancient book written by humans. I'm not the kind of person to blindly follow some guy who claims to know what's best for me, despite never actually giving me any proof.

How about the power....to move you.

It would be boring. What would be the point of doing anything? I want a normal life, a real one. Sure if I was omnipotent nothing would be stopping me from doing that, but the knowledge that I could just fix/solve/get/do anything would really ruin it for me. I want to be a person not a god.

I would need to have stuggle, stress, trials and tribulations to truly enjoy life.

>TFW user wants to be a slider.
I would watch out for the dinosaurs and the fast food wars where they actually shoot guns at each other.

Mind control or hypnotic suggestion or whatever would allow me to influence someone's actions without actually having to point my goddamn cursor at said person 24/7

>kindly ask for the best PC you could build
>stay at a hotel indefinitely. normal rooms only. lodging in the penthouse sounds like tons of trouble in the future
>tell the local isp to install a fibre connection up my place, even if the state/city doesnt have them yet
Nobody would even know that I have powers

If you were truly omnipotent, would you not become one with God?

I mean we're already one with God anyway but that's in a more pantheistic sense

Then what you do is craft truly random scenarios for yourself then wipe your memory and abilities temporarily before going through them.

Maybe that's what you're doing right now

Shape shitton (ala mystique).I'm pretty certain I'd fuck up everything if I had any sort of cosmic-level power, and I'd finally get to be the person I want to be. So that would be pretty swell.

My understanding is that G*d still gives you a choice, a shitty one, but one nonetheless. It seems like he doesn't intervene all too terribly often either, at least not since the Old Testament was rendered obsolete.

The Greek idea of the Fates sorta expired anyways, and even in the Greek tradition, they weren't the end all be all of what you could or couldn't do.

So while G*d is Omnipotent, he abstains from using his power absolutely.

>I'd finally get to be the person I want to be
>muh body
Isn't that kind of sad, unless what you want to be is an actor?