Why is Sup Forums always right?

>Moved in with black guy 9 days ago
>He's already started stealing my food

Why was I ever not racist?

start lacing stuff with laxatives

Nice dubs. They have no respect, usually aren't raised right and we can't whip them like we used to.

label all your food with a confederate flag.

way to overreact.

white people do this.
especially stoners

Just prank him right back

>dial 911
>say there is a strange black man in your apartment
>cops roll up and ask him to surrender the burger
>"Don't shoot!"
>gets shot
>cop gets acquitted
>you are free to enjoy your burgers safely inside as black lives matter burns your neighbourhood to the ground
>yfw thinking of the epic prank you just pulled

That's because stoners are degenerate.

Have you tried, the 'chocolate' brownies?

I had burgers tonight too. Damn stereotypes

plenty of white roommates that freaking stick their pb&j spoon in my assorted jellies.
leaving freaking peanut butter in my jelly like a disgusting slob
idk how hard it is to WASH YOUR SPOON

irish descended piece of crap getting drunk all the time and would take my food when ever he came back from a war

bar* dammit

Did you also shart in the mart?

>moving in with a nignog in the first place
what a retard

Na not all of us go to the mart. I am drinking beer and watching baseball now

This

Hope he gets expelled for being stupid, like my black roommate did

best post, good prank m8

Nig will spit in his food, or just eat it anyway.

Cheers cunt

OP here. That went surprisingly well. He apologized, told me he made cookies with the milk he took, then offered me one before going to the store to buy a new jug

>Moved in with black guy 9 days ago

Wait, back the fuck up, why?

Australia rolling in with the post of the thread

Straya bantz never disappoints

>tfw I had 2

White people are low iq and live with niggers

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Take a leaf out of based chinese gravel man's book.

Treat him like a brother, but a younger brother.

He is obnoxious, irrational, sometimes even violent. He will steal and lie and wiggle out of all responsibility, but you must be strong and insistent in your dealings with him.

If he steals your food, slap it out of his hand.
If he skips out on utilities, track him down and get your money.
If he blasts his music, turn it off and do not be afraid to get physical over it.
If he steals your woman, fuck him up the ass while he sleeps so that she's still your woman and he's your bitch as well.

The reason blacks call each other "brother" is because you can strike your brother and still love him. Whites need to get back on this level of familiarity and it starts by practicing with those who are already there.

He's testing you out with small shit. You have to fix it immediately before he starts escalating.

Yeah this, tbqh family

Put arsenic in the grape soda.

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