Our singles-only theatre is right through here

>our singles-only theatre is right through here

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Looks like a comfy place to watch a screening of Stephen King's IT (TM), the greatest horror movie of all time.

It™ really is a unique cinematic experience, millions of Americans agree!

>singles or couples only theaters

americans really do this?

All modern cinema chains have it, unless you live in an actual third world country.. You just probably never saw it implemented, they are pretty subtle about it but it's really embarassing, flashing the single guy with the flashlight and taking him "to the manager".
I make sure to always take a womens jacket with me, place it on my arm and I just say to the ticket guy that my lady is just at the bathroom. Just don't do this too often.

this is a lie

It's just a dumbufuck 'murrican thing.

is that Detroit?

Oh, you're not alone? Right this way, please! Enjoy a complementary calamari cocktail before the screening begins.

>singles-only

Why? What does this stop?

Because all of the theatre shooters are single lads that can't stop rogering themselves with their mothers trousers

Prevents human beings having to being in the same room as disgusting Sup Forums permavirgins. Send them to the popcorn mines I say!

ohhh, goddamn. I get the lovecraftian theatre again?

>pulled out of line for not being Lovecraftian enough
>have to spend the next week in the Pynchonesque Pit

Ladies and gentlemen, a guy tried to sneak in the movie theather even though he was alone and we do not accept lone viewers. Here's video footage of him in the toilet.

The last 10 times I went to the cinema was alone. So what? I had fun.
Once in a while some couple will comment when they see me tp each other but I don't give fucks.

I also have a feels story.
>go to full Jump Str 21 2 alone
>guy next to me is with his buddies
>he offers me some pop corn
>t-thanx guy
>I laughed to the movie
>we just left in the end
He was a friendly guy. Probably felt miserable seeing me alone watching a jonah hill movie.

>No singles policy in movie theaters is like the cake from the videogame Portal.

Yanks believing in myths.

>don't mind those noises you hear, you're perfectly safe
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Is he winking or did he get stung by the bee

What??? I get the reference, but why the fuck was it necessary? And do they really not have singles only theaters in your third world shit hole?

>theater showers were just a dumb meme on Sup Forums
>theaters in "big cities" are starting this now because refugees and illegals are filthy and covered in bed bugs
Went to midnight showing of IT and they still made everyone take a shower. It's was literally 90% just gay men cruising

>Being an insecure numale faggot and not like pic related when you go to the movies alone

I'd like to see your goofy ass dressed like that.
I bet you'd look like a total faggot.

I fucking hate gamers jesus christ

What's the coolest theater you've ever seen something in Sup Forums?

I would dare call it(pun intended)
IT™craftian.

This is a lie

>let me tell you about your country
>lame video game reference from 30 years ago
jesus christ

>Goofy ass
Nigger detected

kek I do imagine a City 17 dystopia every time I read these threads

I vape in the theater

They kicked me out the last time I went to go see IT. The security staff noticed I was alone and I lied and said my girlfriend was in the bathroom. They knew I couldn't possibly have a gf so I was escorted outside and thrown to the ground.

My cinema in theory allows single women to sit in the couple's cinema but single women going to the cinema has never happened as they just choose one of their many orbiters if they have to