Brit/pol/ - GREAT WALL OF CALAIS edition

>Today's Papers 7/9/16
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>Britain to build the Great Wall of Calais
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/

>Brexit offers Britain a 'tremendous opportunity', Australian minister says
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-offers-britain-a-tremendous-opportunity-australian-minister-says-a3337781.html

>Calais refugees in race from Jungle to Britain before camp is bulldozed
express.co.uk/news/world/707920/Calais-refugees-race-Jungle-Britain-camp-bulldozed-world-news

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

>UK to explore free trade deal with Australia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>Grammar school ban could end, government memo lets slip
theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/06/grammar-school-ban-could-end-government-memo-reveals

>Labour backbenchers turn on Keith Vaz, as scandal-hit MP's seat on party's ruling body remains in doubt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/labour-backbenchers-turn-on-keith-vaz-as-scandal-hit-mps-seat-on/

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Why is the Calais wall being built in France?
Why not build a wall here?

If France falls to the Muslim hordes, that wall will just turn into a defensive feature for them.

>Great Wall of Calais

YESSSSS

It's to protect the lorries so migrants can't sneak on and enter Britain.

once they're on your land it's already too late

If France falls we blow up the channel tunnel and isolate ourselves from the muslim hordes

>If France falls we blow up the channel tunnel
We should brick that thing up, it's a defensive nightmare.

Brits, explain yourselves

>a
>fucking
>leaf
explain yourself

Try and ignore him.

WHY WOULD YOU REPLACE THAT LOVELY FLAG WITH A LEAF!

A FUCKING LEAF!

Because fuck you limey ass nigger fuck ass muhammed nigger ass

>bunch of "refugees" "rescued" off the libyan coast
>transported all the way to fucking sicily instead of, you know, dumping them back in libya
They're a fucking ferry service at this point.

Well that's not very nice.

Lads, can we get a kickstarter going to buy a large boat. We'll mount gun turrets on it and hunt those flimsy rafts around the world, gunning them down while drinking rum, laughing heartily and singing shanties.

I'd fund it. I'd absolutely fund it.

What are we gonna call the boat?

>Trump is racist guys
>Build a wall with tax money
>It's not racist if WE pay it
kek. At least that means they will try to reach UK by sea now so hopefuly more of them drown

You already have countless pakis in your country, you don't need a wall, you need a nationalist gov.

I saw someone had the idea of having a fleet of drones.
You fly out to sea, find their shitty dinghies and either shoot them with a mounted gun or strap explosives to the drone and detonate it next to the boat.

You could have had a the mighty polar bear, or the majestic orca, or the terrible tundra gnat. You chose the fucking leaf.

shut up and take off you clothes

superior canadian dick coming through

I find it amazing how much energy I have if I stop wanking every hour and a half.


I have an immense sex drive lads but no cares for women so I have ti use the ol' palm swipe.

Still, I'll do no-fap for a while, if only to feel less foggy in the head and so my neck doesn't feel so stiff and shit.

>wasting money on wall instead bombing them with napalm
The fuck?

france is way too cucked to let them napalm french territory

>Great Wall
Artificial cliffs plox.

>What are we gonna call the boat?
The Anglo's Revenge.

been called racist in greggs for the last fucking time

Leave the sausage rolls alone.

just spray the place with pork fat

... What do non-National vessels call themselves?

Just "S.S. _______ "

I know its a long shot but anyone from Midlands and wanna go get a pasty for me? i will pay in memes

S.S. Lords Work

Everyone is building walls and right wingers are rising all over the globe

I am fucking loving this

Don't think a 13ft wall will be high enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=rKP7V3f5tNc

Morning, lads. How are you combating the racist UK air today?

Chinese dick isn't superior to anything.

Morning lads, really important question. Amberleaf or Golden Virginia?

Enoch's Fist

Let's see him try that trick on a wall with barbed wire at the top.

By not living there.

>tfw superior multicultural Australia

[spoiler]Just shoot me, lads.[/spoiler]

Melbourne by any chance mate?

greggs sells pork products therefore it's racist

This wall is fucking stupid.

Why not just buy them all boat tickets and say "you gotta go back"? It doesn't matter where "back" is because you'd just dump them in a country that receives massive western foreign aid.

eu says no

Fortunately not. I was in Melbourne airport a fortnight ago, though. Spent an hour playing "Spot the white man." before I almost missed my flight because the announcer didn't speak English.

I'm in Tasmania at the moment, one of those tiny little towns that's 99% white. Visiting family before I decide what the hell I'm going to go to uni for.

Speaking of, what kind of educated chaps do you lads in the UK need?

Alternatively we could invite them all into the channel tunnel and then blow it up.

This also solves the problem of having to interact with France.

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We have an MP that does that (((echo))) meme.

She's not even Jewish.

Reminder that Brexit is literally Hitler.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/teen-arrested-after-swastika-painted-11844602

>A teenager has been arrested after a Swastika was spray painted on Robinson’s Brewery.

>Police say that they have informed the Yeshurun Hebrew Congregation, in Gatley , as a picture with someone holding similar material at the synagogue has been posted on social media.

>A police spokesman said: “If offences such as criminal damage are racially aggravated then anyone found guilty faces an increased maximum sentence.


>“We take incidents like this very seriously and respond quickly.

>“Especially after recent events such as the Brexit it is not a good time to try and inflame the community.”

If we were to remove the channel tunnel then technically nothing would be holding the island in place in regards to connecting to Europe so the country could probably float North over the years allowing for more water between England and France and a colder climate which the Middle Eastern types hate.

you could put big sails up and use wind to push you over to the rest of the anglosphere

They get used to it. Go to Dearborn, Michigan and listen to the loud fucks pray.

youtube.com/watch?v=E5tquD727ik

Nice tune you posted Peter.

absolutely 0 point in independence.
The only thing of value you HAD was British sensibilities.

Pall mall.

Morning lads.

Amber Leaf, mate.

It's my daily smoke.

>S.S. Enoch's Fist

Also acceptable.

>independence

GV.

>boat tickets
>they're on the mainland in someone elses country

Nah we'll just do the wall thanks.

It's a shame we have no volcanic activity or we could have a polar bear build an elaborate propulsion system and sail the world.

Gold leaf

Never tried it. Similar to Amber?

And yet we somehow have less than you.

No, it's fucking rotten. One smoke coats your lungs in a wall of fucking soot thicker than inside a chimney that hasn't been cleaned since 1804.

Used to be Amber, but I got sick of it. I smoke Mayfairs these days, cut right down to like 4 a day thanks to them.

It's smoother and has a nicer taste imo, I know that whenever I mess up and say amber leaf instead of gold I end up donating it to someone

I'll give it a pass then. Thanks.

How's the weather today?

Feels like I'm swimming, m8.

It's not even raining

18c here. Too hot before it's even 8am. Fucking kill me.

Dry for once.

Fucking hot as balls.

Cold as fuck here in Scotland. 17 C.

Fuck off back to the middle east.

Less muggy than the last two days thank fuck.

amerifat posting about how hot it is there in 3... 2... 1...

>cold
>17c

You can only pick one.

Good for you.
Fuck off.

Mate, I'm a native Glaswegian. White as well. It's fucking freezing.

Mate amber leaf is like licking a pub floor from the 90s.

Tbf I've quit anyway, smoking raspberry leaves tea til cravings stop

It's so fucking muggy, I wish I booked today off rather than yesterday

No, you fuck off. Cunt.

Go stir last night's haggis.

I don't eat that shite.

Fucking excited about this Great Wall of Calais

I'm going to go and visit it when it's erected

Who /PMQT/ here?

> wake up to glorious Scittish morning
> Birds singing, pidgeons hooting, the dew hangs on the trees and grass of my home
> 8:04 it's time for some porridge "OH GOD THE SNP ARE IN POWER"
> stick the kettle on and start to make my morning brew "SHES GOING TO HUMILIATE US AGAIN TODAY"
> I voted to stay in the union I voted to leave the EU why the fuck is my country so cucked
Every single debate or parliamentary question time, every single one when a SNP mp stands up all they say is the same embarrassing shit over and over.
> Scotland
> the people of Scotland
> muh 65%
> Scottish duty
> in Scotland we
Fuck you SNP, ruining my morning you fucks!

Leafs complaining about leafs.

you're my favorite traitorous scot

19 c

>PMQs back
>Playstation event tonight worth a watch
>Parcelforce are bringing me a bunch of crap I imported today too

Wednesday is alright this week.

I'm a Scot who supports the Union as well, mate. Fuck the SNP.

Follow in Trump's footsteps.

Is Alex going to have a meltdown?

youtube.com/watch?v=7GVMS3T_R7Y

Lads, do you ever wonder if what you believe is actually the right thing? I find myself in a constant battle between what I believe and whether or not it's right, whether or not it's a belief that is actually of a greater good and not borne out of a selfish desire or an ill desire. Maybe I just think too much.

Morning lads. You might be getting fucked now but you'll always be British.

>those sick fucks who voted SNP

Remember that time the majority of scots voted against Scotland being a country?

lmao

I`ve always thought I was right, if you don`t you won`t even be able to convince yourself.
Then again I just think everyone should be nice.