What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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broken his jaw

Give him a hug because I know he needs one.
God knows I do

anal rape

I wouldn't be up for a fight but I'm not a cuck either. So I'd probably just tell him he's being a dick and should go back to his table. Then I might get punched or whatever and probably wouldn't be able to fight back. I'm fine with that, I'd rather get punched than beg to some lowlife.

Being 50 years old isn't an excuse for being an out of shape, alcoholic-looking sado

The interaction wouldn't have happened if Louis was taking care of himself

call 911 and tell them there is a murder in progress.

On the realio dealio tho, all that fat has gotta be useful in a fight, no? As long as Cuckman blocks his head from getting wrecked, which shouldn't be too hard if he's taller than the kid, shouldn't he be able to basically rush him and fuck his ass up with the mass superiority? That fat belly could take some hits and then he just crushes the kid against a wall or the ground or something. Weak fatties can't hand out good punches or kicks, but a full sumo type move should still be effective though, no? I've been up against a fatty before and the problem is that eventually you're not fighting them as much as you're fighting momentum and gravity.

He wouldn't even be allowed to stand at the table. I'd be outta that booth by then.

Suck his dick

>probably wouldn't be able to fight back
why not? are you a cripple?

No but I'm not very fit and he had a bunch of guys there who would back him up. My point is that there's some situations where you don't have a chance of winning a fight, but I'd still rather take the punch than beg. I might try to fight him but odds are I'd fail, and that doesn't change my decision.

so just get him in an arm triangle choke, dumbass

literally nothing he could do

Should've had a scene of the kid railing Louis's date

You're calling me a dumbass but you're missing the whole point. If you can defeat him, there's nothing to talk about. You'd just do it. The difference lies in how you'd act if you knew you didn't have a chance. Or are you incapable of imagining a situation where you don't have a chance, meathead?

I just told you how to defeat him, just get him in a fucking arm triangle choke

it's not hard

Literally illiterate

Without warning, I'd squeeze his nuts and yank on them, then slame his nose into the table. I would fuck his knees up after that and warn his friends to take him and leave or I will permanently end all their football careers

>tfw this happened to me once

Not on a date, but literally a guy bigger and older than me with three other fit dudes confronted me and threatened to kick my ass for no reason, complete strangers
I felt Louie's pain

would do the same thing, even though i could own the guy

dodged a bullet with this woman

>this whole thread

i mean it's a fucking manlet with 3 layers of hoodies ffs

I wouldn't have had the balls to ask them to be quiet in the first place.
I probably would've just made some passive aggressive comments towards the girl and then invited her to somewhere fancier to compensate.

Pretty much this. Size the fuck up and defend yourself.

its not the fat that hurts fatties in a fight

its the painfully low endurance. if the fight doesn't end in under 60 seconds fatties will get way too tired.

dumb cunt

I'd whip my dick out and let him know what was up.

>some white kid in a letterman jacket bullying old people in New York

Ah yes, happens every day.

Yes, everybody's acknowledged how grounded the show is, a borderline documentary at times really. Gripping stuff.

But for some reason they don't care about that character getting white washed

If he was a nigga you white bois wouldn't do a goddam thing Pro tip Pepe the frog and let don't save you in a street fight

Why do white people make posts like this? What is the motive?

are you retarded? you can tell he's a nigger just from how he talks all nigger like

True, only because niggers have absolutely no qualms about ganging up on you with all their friends and possibly seriously hurting or killing you.

If some letterman jacket wearing white boy stepped out from a time portal from the 80's to bully me at least if I ended up fighting him it would be 1 on 1 and he probably wouldn't kill me.

>reddit spacing
what more needs to be said?

I've been in the exact same situation before, but no one came to threaten me because I'm not a fat passive-agressive ginger comedian

>getting into a street fight with a stranger who has his gang on the sidelines
You need to go watch some fight .webms on /wsg/ if you actually think this is the better option

He shouldn't have told them to be quiet in the first place. Mind your own fucking business

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>I'd rather get punched than beg to some lowlife.

Fucking this. I seriously would never understand pussies who will humiliate themselves in front of friends and even girlfriends just to avoid confrontation.

I've been in fights, was beaten pretty badly in a few, even broke my a nose. But no physical pain can match the fact that you're a spineless shell of a man, with which you and those around you will live forever. How can one trade that for a relative safety of the moment? Wounds will heal, that will not.

Also, there simply isn't anything hotter/romantic than you girl taking care of you after a fight where you defended her honor or whatever. Even if you lost, it's still infinitely better than just run away and try to be seen as "an adult". No girl, however kind and non-violent, will ever forget that. Ever.

I'd have broken that cup on his nose, seriously, don't show your teeth if you're not willing to bite and as soon as he learns that the better. It's a fucked up situation, if you lurk fight threads people will say that x sucker punched y when they were threatening each other and getting on each other's face. You don't get aggressive with someone unless you're willing to go all in, that's why street fights are dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. Where I come from, you do that to a guy, you're lucky if you don't get a bullet as soon as you turn around. You threaten someone's character like that, they're willing to dump your corpse on the side of the road. It really tells you the victim mentality these cucks have, fucking embarrassing.

>bjj fag gets head stomped in by his 3 friends

this is what normies think bullying is, a random chad randomly being a dick just because

from a long and diverse experience with bullying I can safely say the popular kids were never mean to me, it was always someone with a chip on their shoulder about something who tried to put me down or directed all their hate at me, some ugly as sin girl or some boy failing class

I wouldn't want to fight back because as far as I can tell his friends would jump in and even if I could take the one kid, I'd get my ass kicked by five of them


If a girl is too stupid to leave me after that situation then I wouldn't want to date her anyway? She'd probably end up leaving for some stupid Chad anyaay

Get up and leave. He should have done that in the first place.

>beg to some lowlife

Why is begging made such a big deal in tvs and movies? Like, if someone was point a gun at me, I'd rather beg for my life then die...who gives a shit about "honor" when you're fucking dead

I know this is the internet or whatever and no one has to believe me but I think I could take him.
But first I'd tell him to fuck off, and if he wants to escalate the situation that's his choice.
It's clear he doesn't really wanna fight Louis, he just wants to intimidate him and be a dick.

How is that clear?

As if there's no difference between immediate death and getting moderately beaten up by some chads (not even kicked in the head repeatedly by a pack of wild African American gentlemen, a light beating in comparison)
I don't give a shit about 'honor' but I do give a shit about 'not looking like a fag begging to get out of a slap'

Just my intuition I guess, clear was the wrong word I suppose.

I'm more referring to like...Batman Begins where Falcone tells Bruce that his father "begged, like a dog"


Like who gives a shit? What was his dad supposed to do, antagonize the nigga with the gun?

People who commit suicide don't write notes or mope around 'suicidal' for weeks on end, they're fine and they're fine and then they've thrown themselves off a bridge or under a train
Likewise people who want to fight punch you in the face, they don't jab at you and taunt you and provoke you, that's just power play bullshit

>all these cucks saying they would have beaten a high schooler
Yeah, you would have looked real tough explaining it to the police.

implying I wouldn't just beat up the police too

This doesn't seem like a life or death situation though. In a situation like that they're probably looking for compliance, not begging. And maybe you haven't talked to many people on here but there's plenty of death wishes around. Depending on the situation I might risk my life because I don't value it that much, and dying by murder is better than by suicide.

Well I'd certainly feel a degree of chagrin begging in that situation and I like to think I'd just try to internally accept the inevitable and go out with a little dignity, but I feel like that's internet bravado talking and I probably wouldn't be altogether composed, I don't fucking know
The point is it's seen as an undignified thing to do, like begging for money instead or asking for directions

Stand up, shout the following loud enough to make a scene:
> EXCUSE ME, CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION FOR A MOMENT. THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME JUST THREATENED TO MURDER ME. EVERYBODY PLEASE GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIS FACE AND REMEMBER WHAT HE'S WEARING. WAITRESS, CALL THE POLICE!

He'll panic and run with all his little friends scurrying to keep up.

You won't even have to talk to the cops because those idiots just ran out on the check.

but they're high schoolers too

Then you just frame him for something horrible, duhhh

that wouldn't work in the Louie-verse
people would just ignore him and he'd take a beating

Taking a beating is also an option. Take the kid to Civil Court and you'll have a lean on his income until he's Louie's age.

and since it's america they'd be arrested for not leaving a tip

very good answer

I'd honestly get a few swings in then pull out my knife. If the fucker even looked at me cross I'd stick him. I would be in my legal right to do so.

well, if the question is: what would you have done if you were louie? Then you'd definetly lose the fight, since he's a weak cuck
If the question is: what would YOU have done? Then you'd might be able to fight the one guy, but his asshole friends would soon jump in and fuck you up.

Plus you shouldn't be starting the fight in Louis situation since you'd be ending up in jail for beating up a "kid"

>What would you do in this situation?

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well, that's just normal everywhere really
I can't count the times where some drunk in a bar or a bus(stop) tried to pick a fight with me.
Only got into a fight once actually. I learned how to diffuse those situations pretty effectively.

One of the worst things you can do is to actually act like such a pussy as Louie did. Just makes you a fitting victim.

>tfw pretend to be a silly drunk and calm them down

actually this, yeah. Not always, but often

you'd think as a comedian louie could've just said something funny that would cause both the bully and the woman to laugh

why do bjj fags always assume the fight will be one on one?

>I learned how to diffuse those situations pretty effectively.
It's actually pretty easy to do this, I've defused similar situations a lot of times by now and it never ended in a fight. Just keep calm.

Why do 4channers pretend to be macho? You're all a bunch of fat, pathetic betas

Yes, every one.

>I'd rather get punched than beg to some lowlife.
I mean sure, but have you ever taken a real beating? It's not like in the movies where you just get up and shrug it off.

Ironically she would have probably fucked Louie if he just did that. Weird how being half-brave is actually worse than being a pussy.

this is why I'm so glad that all my bois are 6'3 roided up chads
random dude tried fucking with me once at a club
He pushes me, I push him back, his friend comes over and are about to gang up, when one of my bois knocks the first guy out cold. Second guy backs up and has to carry his faggot friend out.

>What would you do in this situation?
grab my bitch and get the hell out as soon as i see the infamous town hooligan walk into the diner with his other meatheads
that really was his own fault

>beat him up
>all his friends jump in and kick the shit out of you
and no you're not an anime protagonist you're not going to teleport behind them all and naruto ninja spinkick them

you might say you'd just take the beating, which is fine as long as it's just a beating, but all it takes is one blow to land in a certain way and you die or become a vegetable, not worth ruining your life over your ego

I'm aware. Even if I end up in the hospital the decision would be the same. It's not my decision between getting punched or not, it's just my decision not to beg. It's the other persons decision to act like an animal and I will not take responsibility for it.

You act like this guy was just being an ass. He seriously threatened to paralyze Louie. The kid could very easily be a sociopath and strong enough to actually pull off what he is talking about. That being said, if I was in this situation I'd man up, but if I was Louis in this situation (an out of shape piece of shit) I would have backed down too.

Take out my gun because I don't live in a pozzed city like New York

>this situation
>not NYC

i kinda agree with you and i respect your sense of honor
the problem is: Louis is a father and has responsibilities other than his own life. It's less honerable to have your kids experience fear for their dad and even potentially make your family suffer financially, than to just swallow your pride

Just sucker punch him. His friends will get involved and you will probably lose but there is no shame in losing 3 on 1. Its certainly better than being a pussy.

My life is meaningless without my ego.

jk my life is meaningless even with it

quiting half way is ALWAYS worse than never starting in the first place

I've actually been in this situation before when I was 14.

>Walking with smoking hot girlfriend at outdoor festival.
>Bunch of local hooligans hanging out at an empty pavilion, and by a bunch I mean like 20+. All older than me.
>One of them slides an arm around my girl as we walk by and another gets between us.
>Guy starts trying to pick up my gf. When I saw something I get a loud "HUH, WHAT?" to cut me off.
>Pretty obvious they are going to stomp my ass into the ground and are trying to either provoke me into starting something.
>GF obviously uncomfortable and ducks out, I do the same.
>Both walk on and consider telling the police.
>News report later says there was a massive fight at that festival right at that pavilion with multiple arrests so obviously someone took the bait.

I felt like a pretty big pussy, but thinking back on it now, I think I'd rather feel like a pussy right at that moment than get completely annihilated over my pride. I'm not fucking around when I say I could have been beaten to death or at the very least been permanently disabled if I made a bad move. This was at 14 too, so none of that "hurr muh concealed carry" shit.

I broke up with the GF way after that. She didn't shit on me like in Louie, thankfully. If you grew up in a rough neighborhood though, you'd likely find yourself in a situation like this.

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I can see your point and I've always made sure to point out that when I argue on these kinds of choices I can't really argue against how parents act. I don't know what it's like to have children and I'm sure I would have different priorities. Same kind of deal when it comes to if you should act according to what you really think or just follow the status quo. Parents have a responsibility to fit in for their children's sake, even if they have to sacrifice some individuality or go against minor principles.

As it is now in my life I stand by what I said earlier, but you're completely right that it's different for someone like him.

CONCEAL CARRY

>picking on an autistic kid a foot shorter than him

DAMN niggers truly are the master race

well i lift and pretty much bigger than him. i would take him on. now if it was a huge guy, i would still try to take him, but in a sly way like throw something at him and kick him in the nuts.

but i also carry a knife most places so i would take my chance and maybe pull it out hoping he doesnt have one too

>Picking on
>Supposed bully just weakly puts down Autismo Urumaki and doesn't get any cheap shots when he's down, just calmly walks away
I dunno, seems like he did everything right to me.

>but i also carry a knife most places
Do you live somewhere extremely shitty or are you retarded?

I was at a bar once with my gf where something similar happened. I trash talked the guy back. In a regular at that bar so the bouncer knew me (just a small hole in the wall pub). Bouncer walked over got him in a full Nelson and chucked him down the stairs.

Thanks Steve.

>Unsheathe my karambit
>Press the tip into his inner thigh
>"You take biology kiddo? You know what the femoral artery is?"
>Chad hesitates, then nods
>"Yeah? So you know to gather up all your buttbuddies and fuck off before I get angry?"
>Chad slowly stands up, then backs out with his friends
>Continue the date like nothing happened
>Take her home and fuck the shit out of her with my massive cock

>being secure at all times is being retarded

you sound like a fucking fag

>what would you do in his situation
play him an entire movie?

Ex-marine here (in b4 navy seal pasta), I'd be like this guy

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Am I a "numale cuck" or a "snitch" for threatening to call the police? People much harder than you or I have quite literally tried to kill me and I stood my ground, so I guess you are an ubercuck or something.

Life is short, I'm not going to risk it over some random petty bullshit, I'm reaching for the phone, fuck it. If your girl thinks you're weak for this then it is nice of her to admit it, you dodged a bullet and can stop wasting time on money on her.

I actually had a similar situation to this in the workplace, and take it from me you really don't know how you'll handle it until it's in your face. I had seen this episode when it aired and thought in my head I would be just as much of a bitch as Louie.

I was seeing a girl I worked with and one day this dude was getting really handsy with her right in front of me. He knew we were dating for a while so I told him to get his hands off her. He got in my face talking a bunch of shit and I told him to back down because I wasn't in the mood. He squares up right in my face asking me what I was gonna do about it. He had about 6 inches on me and I hadn't been in a fight since middle school, but the autism took over and I swung on him.

Broke my nose, broke my right hand, we both got fired, and the girl broke up with me calling me crazy.

Funny thing is the guy and I are bros now, we hang out time to time.