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A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.

aaggghhh...

agreed OP

If you could kill off one character, who would you kill off and when?
Hard mode: no Dany or Jon or already dead characters

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BOW YA SHITS

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westeros has taken in 8 million dothraki rapefugees, and wants to take in another 16 million by 320

so, shit-taste edition?

fuck wrong OP

Where are nudes of the one to the right?

moon noegg

This. Emilia is a fat ugly midget.

Azor Jaime inferior mortals.

Varys, immediately.

You are no king of mine

>moon
>an egg

BLACKED.com when?

>photoshoping image to make emilia less beautiful

>there are anons in this thread who think this is ugly

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house boar?

>danyhater thinks he's not obvious

Craichall.

No nudes of her. She is pure unlike that fat bus stop whore Emilia.

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C U T E S T

Why is he so perfect /got/?

See

CAREFUL CHILD CAREFUL

I want to hold hands with Tommen!

>She is pure
>that article
if this was some other website i would be sure you're being sarcastic, but this board is so retarded i wouldn't be surprised if you weren't.

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I want to rape Tommen

Are you a homo or a women? Either way you are pedo for lusting after someone with such a child like appearance. I hope they gas your kind first.

all fags should be killed

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Is 'staying a virgin' the new for 'waiting for releasing my first porn video'? That whore's had many black abortions already

I want to cuddle with Tommen.

Is that Lancel?

but then what would happen to /got/?

>has seen dragons
>has seen white walkers
>has seen white walkers resurecting dead people
>has been resurected after his deadh
>"what makes you think that blood with curse is real"

Triggered the chubby chaser. What about attractive people with good morals bothers you so much?

>that pic
Is Tommen a confirmed homo?

Yep. They're pretty close.
But no as close as with modern day Isaac

Im going to start reading the books soon
is Bronn really worse in the books

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tommen is jewish kikebait pedo nigger garbage. glad he's dead. fags should follow their leader and jump out the window of their degenerate urban cuck cesspit apartments and die

Your pic doesn't help your case

What is Tommen doing here?

You take your lumpy old brood mare with the blown out pussy fat and I will take the virgin angel that's fine.

>is Bronn really worse in the books
how can the best character across all media be "worse" in anything?

Book Bronn is so much cooler than show Bronn because most of his shenanigans happen away from the characters and we just hear about the chaos he is causing.

camel kool

>roasties
>morals
'I'll save you m'lady!"

>believing in the morals meme

Dunno, operating some sort of machine.

I swear to fuck if GRRM makes Jonerys happen in the books too I'm officially dropping this shit series

The 3-eyed Raven is Odin, right?

>In the name of the Seven Kingdoms, you're under arrest, Queen Daenerys.
>Are you threatening me, Ser?
>The small council will decide your fate.
>I AM the small council!
>Not yet.
>It's treason, then...
[Dany swoops across the table with a horrific dragon roar]

Bronn is barely in the books

They went camping with Nell Tiger Free (Myrcella).

Reminder
Anyone listening to a homosexuals opinion on anything deserves to be gassed second. Right after this homo.

>believing a semi-attractive chick hasn't been taking cock after cock after at most 15
I actually wish you luck with taking that 11 yo virgin angel

Post more pics of Myrcella booty

Boy esquire really has Emilia's number. FOOD! SLUT!

Reminder
Gassing people is considered morally "bad." If you believe in morality AND gassing people that trigger your latent homosexuality, that means you accept that you are a bad person.

He is in nearly every Tyrion chapter until the PW.

>sexiest woman alive
>barely a 7/10

>can't evel deal with the fact the lips you want to kiss sucked dozens of cocks
>y-you guys are just faggots!

It's only considered bad by kikes and homos. Which one are you? Both probably.

And then he's essentially in all of Cersei's chapters as he makes himself Lord Stokeworth off camera.

the book series is called "a song of ice and fire". do you seriously think it's not going to happen?

"When are you finishing The Winds of Winter?" says a disgruntled book reader. George replied, I'M WRITING...... the dullest franchise in the history of TV franchises. Seriously each episode following Daenerys and her wyvern pals as they fight assorted shitlords has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when GRRM agreed to D&D directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books which he will never finish before dying of fat. The GoT series might be anti-Tolkien (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-fantasy series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred times. I was incredulous. GRRM's mind is so governed by cliches and literal shit metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of GoT by /lit/. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading GRRM at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go and post on Sup Forums." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read "GoT" you are, in fact, trained to be a Sup Forums poster.

Yeah, but there's 5 books

You are generous I would call that a 4 and think I'm being generous. I guess it was between her and a women that had acid thrown on her face that year. They should have picked the acid chick. At least she was thin.

But Jon is already the song of Ice and Fire.

>murder is only considered bad to kikes and homos
tell that to my parole officer

>best eyebrows

It would clearly happen if George was still writing the books

Jon is the song of ice and fire you dumb showfag

kill ALL goddamn lowdog fag kikes and send them back to /utg/ where they came from

umm no sweetie

It's called Game of Thrones.
Discuss the book on /lit/

I would actually be gay if I didn't wanna suck dick.

Remember everyone on the internet especially in threads about soap opera like TV shows for girls is a man!

I want to see UndeadRos tits

youtu.be/m4OvQIGDg4I?t=51

Rhaegar and Lyanna were ice and fire. Jon is the song. Jon and Dany would be fire and fire.

What do they even do with the whore corpses in the Red Keep?

WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS GENERAL BECOME?!
I MEAN IT WAS ALWAYS SHIT BUT I'M LITERALLY LOSING BRAIN CELLS READING YOUR SHIT NOW

THIS IS IT. I'M LEAVING!

How did a minor character get so much screen time?

>thin barely moving ones
>not thicc, expressive ones
lenafags everyone

Is Samwell Tarly the only real man who steps up in this show?

You can't murder subhumans. Where I live at most you would get a ticket for killing animals.

Back in S1 and S2 characters couldn't tell their back stories unless there were a pair of tits in the background.

>we totally need to show how the 'smallfolk' get on in the world

back when the show was good a lot of background characters had a lot of screen time

they dropped that later on

Can I have your Game of Thrones Funko Pop figures?

>Rhaegar thought it was him, then Aegon then maybe jon
>george tells you it might really be princess since muh dragons can change sex and translation was wrong
>hur dur it's just Jon

It's both you faggots

>Samwell Tarly
>real man

>no stannis posts

There sits the only king i mean to bend my knee to

STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!