Who has blown critics the fuck out the most? I think it's Uwe "Fahk Yuiu" Boll

Who has blown critics the fuck out the most? I think it's Uwe "Fahk Yuiu" Boll

>Boll made headlines by challenging his critics to "put up or shut up". In June 2006, his production company issued a press release stating that Boll would challenge his five harshest critics each to a 10-round boxing match. Invitations were also open to film directors Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avary. To qualify, critics had to have written two extremely negative reviews of Boll, in print or on the Web. In 2005, footage from the fights were to be included on the DVD of his upcoming film Postal.[35] On June 20, 2006, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka stated on Something Awful that he had been invited by Boll to be the first contestant, after Kyanka reviewed Alone in the Dark.[36] The online gambling site GoldenPalace.com decided to sponsor this event, dubbing it "Raging Boll" (a play on the 1980 Martin Scorsese film Raging Bull). A lot was drawn up in late August 2006, featuring Kyanka, Rue Morgue magazine writer Chris Alexander, webmaster of Cinecutre Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, Ain't it Cool News writer Jeff Sneider, and Chance Minter, amateur boxer and website critic.[37][38] Boll fought and won against all five participants.

>Boll fought and won against all five participants.

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pretty funny but you should able to take criticism

>Raging Boll

this guy is Ed Wood of our time
he makes movies so crap, yet he is very consistent, always delivering you what you would expect. honestly, he never let me down.
untouched by critics and complains, makes his dreams(nightmares more like) come true, even against all odds
/ourguy/

Rampage was (unequivocally) the worst movie that I have ever or will ever see.

HE'S A FUCKING CHAD YOU RETARDS - NOT ONE OF US!
/OURGUY/ THE GOOSE ONLY USES HIS POWERS FOR GOOD

Uwe Boll has a message for marvelcucks

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Is Uwe Boll the king of edgy school shooter kino?

Can any thread get over 200 replies without being reposted the following fucking day and every day after?

Where do you think we are?

>I cant refute your points about my movies so I'm going to push my hands onto your chin to see whos the best at that

yeah, Uwe won alright, he won Knuckledragger of the Year.

m'lady

>I have enough money to play golf until I'm dead
What did he mean by this?

Wasn't part of this a critic saying they would like to beat the shit out of Boll for making bad movies?

Or did I make that up?

youtube.com/watch?v=mVr8Y7zCBL0

> Stop saying bad things about be and attacking my intelligence without evidence, you haven't watched my films.
> Fuck off.
> Fight me then.
> Okay

Then he beat their faggot asses. He went 5 for 5. Sorry your numale feathers were ruffled.

This guy literally lives down the street from me and he used to shop at the grocery store I worked at.

>my movies are good, I'll prove it by beating you up

don't get me wrong, it's pretty hilarious, but all it proves is that he can't take criticism

>Uwe challenges the critics to make better movies than him, and he'll fund it.

things that will never happen, because he knows he'll lose.

How many of the "critics" admitted they haven't watched his movies?

Postal is a good movie

This is a fact and not up for debate.

nobody on earth has sat through an entire Boll movie.

Seanbaby called him a shit cunt (not in so many words) who makes shit movies, and directly contacted him asking for a fight. Uwe Boll didn't reply, because Seanbaby was a 6' plus casual MMA practitioner, unlike the fat, soft middle-aged men Uwe hand-picked to challenge

fuck you, postal was awesome.
it was a piece of shit just like the game, but it fit the game.

He did. Then he turned it into a joke and beat the shit out of his critics. And they volunteered for it, too. If this doesn't endear him to you, I don't know what will.