We need a j-

>we need a j-
>he's already filmed the entire season, sir

>we need someone to play the authoritative figu-
>i've already dug him up, sir

Morty Feldstein

>that floating Briggs head in Twin Peaks S03E17

>we need an autist
>got you famalam

>"Can we get Kate Beckinsale?"
>"No"

Damn Chris Christie lost a lot of hair.

>we need a... well.. I'mbot exactly sure what we need. But honestly, he isn't crucial to the overall plot.

>I got you, sir.

>hey i been thinking about making a new movie
>i got the right guy he already memorised the whole script
>what? I haven't even written it yet gimme his number
>recites the whole planned script on the phone
You just have to love this guy

>We need an older "law enforcement" type for this weeks episode

>We need a black dad

>we need someone to play the arrogant prick

>we need a black loser/dumb dad

we need a nat-

>we need an ex-military/mercenary guy who is no-so secretly crazy

>now all we need is an Afric-
>Say no more

Slightly related question: can you name some actors who can pull off the most diverse roles?
I was thinking this earlies but nobody came to my mind.

Unironically Idris Elba

>We need our cocks sucked
>Say no more, senpai

Gary Oldman

...

Bobby De Niro

>we need the kikest jew kike
>>Sir why don't you play the role yourself
>good idea, senpai

Sauce/story?