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And Harrenhal?

Lady Slagsa

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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I want to play with her butt

HIS LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

dany

At least her hair is FINALLY the right color for Phoenix/Jean Grey. Let's hope her acting & accent gets better as well

aaggghhh...

DWARF MAN MAKING NOISE

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She wants you to play with it, too

I want to kiss Ashara Dayne!

the cutest

Any thoughts on the identity of the Hooded Man in Theon's chapter in ADWD? I think it is more than likely Coldhands or Benjen Stark

I want to warg into her chamber pot.

Cast her

Then you should have done it, Ser Barristan, instead of falling for the kingsguard meme

Organization XIII

Oh yes definitely

Lannisters don't act like fools.

Post gimicks Tywin would exploit when attempting a siege on the mayor castles
>floods underground castle
>digs out tunnels to redirect the hot springs under winterfell to make the occupants freeze
what else

Then why did you fuck Tyrion's whore?

It's BANE?

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>pretend to be your ally and then sack your city under your enemy's name after you open the gates to him

>siege the twins
>pray real hard to the storm god for a flood that would wreck the twins

aaaggghh...

>ywn get a whiff

God damn now I have to fap to her interracial scene.

Ashara Dayne.

>put popcorn in Winterfell's greenhouses
>the popcorn heats up and explodes
>and who
>are you

>There's this man who's famous for exterminating 2 major houses
>he's been running your kingdom for 20 years
>steal his only son and heir
>he's got the perfect opportunity for revenge right now and a perfect cover for it
>open the doors regardless

Fap fap fap awaaaaaaaay you goooooo!

>There's this man who's famous for exterminating 2 major houses
It's actually 4, the worst part is the Aerys was right there to watch Tywin brutally exterminate the remaining two.

I already wrote that joke in the last thread mate

I don't remember the hodded man

A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.

The Septon who got thrown down the well

And I stole it mate

Tard genes are helluva drug.

>dig tunnels underneath castle
>release a horde of moles into it
>the moles dig beneath the foundations
>castle collapses on all its inhabitants

i want to ____ her _____

she's pretty by british standards, ugly by any other standards

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How would you defeat highgarden though
you cant starve them out, only an all out assault would do it, but that isnt using the gimick against the castle

Wasn't the "talking to your son you want to motivate while skinning a stag" taken from Tarly too iirc?

>i want to ____ her _____

Is it weird that this is my favorite scene in the whole season?

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If Aerys were a wise man he wouldn't have gotten himself stuck with 3 kingdoms in open rebellion against him.

>However, as she meets and becomes more familiar with Jon Snow (Kit Harington), Dany’s outfits appear lined with fur, a staple of Northern attire that feels symbolic of her growing affection for the King in the North.

>“There is obviously some chemistry at work!” Clapton said about the relationship between Dany and Jon, which blossomed in the Season 7 finale as viewers simultaneously learned that the pair are related. “I wanted to reflect this with a dramatic yet extremely practical costume.”

anything Jamie related was KINO this season

Faggot

catapult rabbits to eat all their pretty flowers until they surrender.

The Stranger maybe

no woman has ever begged for anal more.

actually getting a large amount of pests would a good idea
>lots of space and food to breed
>another task for the already tired guards to perform

make her happy

>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

>tfw I finally find the sauce of that pic
>tfw it does involve the redhead using a strap-on
not sure if it's my gig

>suggest marriage as a peace offering to tie their houses
>kill everyone during the wedding
>import barrels of water and pour them all over the place

>import barrels of water and pour them all over the place
and who are you

good taste
but then again, most jaime scenes this season were good

No, it was literally kino

Are lizard-lions alligators or something else?

she's got weird friends

That's because vagina is for faggots. Real men are only interested in anal.

She would be so pretty if she took care of herself and wasn't bloated and coked out/pilled up/alcoholic.

>teleports behind you
>cuts your throat
>kills off an entire dynasty who are all conveniently assembled in the same room

heh... nothing personal

So were the tunnels ever un-flooded? Seems like a waste to leave all that gold and silver just lying there

They are some kind of Lovecraftian monstrosity

That'll show em

How would you take the Eyrie though
>inb4 bronn and 10 good men to impregnate that bitch

crocodiles

it's that guy from the rocky horror picture show.

>entire dynasty
you have no idea how vast the Frey family is, there's ton of them still alive
she probably didnt even kill a tenth of them

Wouldn't simply starving the castle into submission work?

Write a letter to Lysa pretending to be LF telling her to open the gates and then I'll give her a dicking.

Crocodiles are a distinct species that live in Essos

NIK

You just KNOW they've had sex with each other

Wait for winter or bring a dragon

I guess, but thats boring
Tywin uses their own gimick against them for shock value
maybe destroys the foundations of the castle or something, or landslides

>marries off ally to you
>performs wedding in the netherlands
>explodes glaciers with wildfire
>lets the rising seawater level drown

Where were you when you realized the /got/ general is nothing but women and homos larping as straight men?

>I'm a girl btw.

I constantly tell people there waifus are ugly and counter post waifus when I have no steak in any of it and don't even care. I just wanna trigger people and I realize I'm just talking to a bunch of other girls doing the same thing.

actually we just found a hobby in planning sieges

You're just angery that Ashara Dayne is prettier than you

>inb4 bronn and 10 good men to impregnate that bitch

But that's clearly the best way to do it

Are Lizard people in Essos compatible with humans? Asking for a friend

i don't care, i have nowhere else to go

Riverlands, how does Tywin take it
>catapult cadavers into the castle
>dam the river to lower the water level
>wildfire floats on water so they could throw some barrels into the water, let it float around and ignite

>that tiny ass hall
>entire dinasty
you have no idea man

>in planning sieges
All right, how about Storm's End with Stannis commanding it and only having 6 months to do it?

divert the water into the castle and drown the trouts

>Tywin uses their own gimick against them for shock value
Well the siege obviously ends with whoever defied Tywin getting tossed out the moon door, so we've got style points covered. The question is how on earth you take the castle to begin with. There's literally one pass into the Vale by land, which can be held off for years. And once you get to the castle it's on a mountain. Starving them or burning other lands/castles until they surrender is the only real option.

Riverrun you cunt

She prettier then everyone user. I never counter post Ashara.

MAISIE BTFO!!

>not threatening to catapult the lord's baby over the walls unless he surrenders the castle and hope that he falls for the bluff