How will hollywood fuck this up?

how will hollywood fuck this up?

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If the book actually has Mechagodzilla he movie won't because the rights for would would cost a shitload

By making a faithful adaption. It could only be good if they make it nothing like the book.

How can you fuck up something that's already beyond awful?

is it any good?

You can't fuck up what's already shit.

is it out/released already? saw the trailer and very very excited to watch it.

also I LOVE YOU TYE SHERIDAN

Jesus fucking Christ.

i think the worst part about the book is all the dialog and when he just starts going on and on and on about old television series, or long lists of old movies

What the fuck

Only us true nerds can understand. Brainlets go back to your sportsball.

Nah man, the worst part is easily the twist that his friend online, whose avatar was a white guy, was actually a fat black lesbian the whole time

Well it already has a literal race for the gates in the trailer

And it wont have him being an IOI employee

By making it better.

Can't remember who said "It's easier to do a good adaptation of a bad novel than a good adaptation of a good novel" but that applies here.

>I studied Monty Python
>and not just Holy Grail either

cool thread op but

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

i think the author was using a very old padding trick authors use to make their works thicker.

can't be worse than the book i dropped halfway through

>And, of course, Kevin Smith.

lol, resizing that poster makes it look like a weird guy with a big forehead in a blue gimp suit

The IDEOTV podcast episode on this book is amazing.

>Even Voyager and Enterprise. I watched them all in chronological order. The movies too. *Phasers locked on target*

thanks mate, I almost downloaded this shit

>Police
>Journey
>REM
>Clash
Oh shit, I didn't think anyone else knew who the most popular artists in the 80s were.

why does everyone get so up in arms about this?

Warner already has the rights to Godzilla with Legendary.
Don't know about the rest but apparently Iron Giant is replacing Ultraman.

It's pandering, poorly written trash whose entire hook is 'remember that thing you heard of? I heard if it too! Aren't we cool?!'

>remember this?
>remember that?
>here it is again
>but in CGI

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>surprised a book centered around nostalgia has it

Being shit on purpose is not an excuse for being shit.

Hard to make trash stink more than it already does
>DUDE LISTS OF POPULAR THINGS LMAO
Cgi delorean is an absolute disgrace

Ok shit book confirmed. Still hoping for a fresh adaptation tho

Looks like Elijah Woods in that comic book movie. Windows are the teeth

Every test will be different because you can't have an action scene based around tempest and joust

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>Devo discography took a little longer than two weeks
You can listen to all their stuff in a few hours. Does he even know what he's writing about?

US NERDS, AMIRITE?

>people actually defend this shit

There's dozens of instances in the book that read like he skimmed a wikipedia rather than actually experienced what he's writing about. It's one of the most blatant cashgrabs at the expense of the Big Bang Theory generation there is.

Now I have to watch this movie again, thanks asshole

They have the rights to Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and King Ghidorah, but not Mechagodzilla.

>I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

Wubba lubba dub dub

This is literally me without question

>sorry kid, deal with it
Which one of you is an author?

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Honestly, they will probably make it better. I enjoyed the book but the dudes writing is absolutely horrible. He writes like an angry teenager on Tumblr.

The strengths of the book are the setting and plot.

>knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom
>hydrogen atoms having more than one proton
>newton even knowing what the fuck a proton is

daily reminder that halliday was a lanklet virgin

when will the tall learn?

I heard they're going to replace every movie, music and other pop culture reference with references to Arnie quips. The film will be a masterpiece. The central character is being played by Danny DeVito. Also, all of the computer AI elements will be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. In order to appeal to diversity sassy strong black womyn will be played by Whoopi Goldberg, Leslie Jones, & Chloe Kardashian and written into the screenplay by Paul Feig.

Sounds far better than the source material at least

This. Thank god Spielberg has admitted that the movie will only follow the same concept but be a completely different journey. Spielberg has a fantastic track record for making movies much better than the books they're based on, and this should be no different.

By faithfully adapting it

To be fair, these bits are the absolute worst part of the book. There's 2 or 3 big exposition dumps that are a complete slog to get through, but all the actual "hunt for the Crystal Key" stuff is a lot of fun.

>fuck this up
>implying there is anything there to "fuck up"
DUDE REMEMBER LE 80S???

>I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies that are made for guys like me. All the porn I've come across was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males. Men who like their women stupid and submissive. Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected liposuctioned women Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

>These aren't real women. They're objects. And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic. These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me. And it's not that I'm against pornography. I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.Fact.
>"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
>Guys need porn.

>But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn. I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind: Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are.
You can have the whole cheerleading squad, I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses: Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes. First I want to copy her Trig homework, and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours until she reluctantly asks if we can stop because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
>Summa cum laude, baby!
>That is what I call erotic.

>But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film? No. Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno. I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur. And the women in my porno movies will be the kind that drive nerds like me mad with desire.
― Ernest Cline, Nerd Porn Auteur

t. the guy who writes every desirable women as a manic pixie dreamgirl

>lists every cheesy 80s show
>leaves out Miami Vice
Did the author just google "80s tv shows" and copy the list

Such cringe. Literally 'manchild: The book'.

Fun how? Like was it super fun to read how he had to use his awesome Rush knowledge or play Tempest or re-enact Monty Python? It's just a series of fucking references tied together by a shitty excuse for sci-fi story.

Someone post the pages where he confesses his love to Artemis. I cringed so hard reading that.

It would be a fucking shitshow if he actually tried to make it like the book. There would be so many licensing issues and royalties and shit. It would be one of the most expensive movies ever made