Belgium is so cucked.
>HOW KEKED IS BELGIUM?
When Turks protest in the streets of Brussels, police give Turks the police car microphone to broadcast islamic prayers and messages of hate against a different kind of Turks.
>1:14
>"Destroy they who wish to divide our nation and commit a coup"
(referring to Turkish coup two months ago)
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>The flag on the right
wtf i thought a leaf was a bad choice to have on your flag but:
A
FUCKING
CHICKEN?
what the fuck belgium?
It's not a chicken, it's a cock.
The only animal to willingly stand atop the pile of dung that is Wallonia.
Belgium, come to papa. It's been so many years, please come back. We need you for the 'Great Netherlands'
>"Destroy they who wish to divide our nation and commit a coup"
Even tho they aren't living down there, they always mutter such nonsense.
They are, atleast since the 2nd Gen of'em, thoroughly europeans, but they always tell themselves they ain't.
They always position themselves as special snowflakes kek
>They are, atleast since the 2nd Gen of'em, thoroughly europeans
No they aren't.
Even 3rd generation Turks aren't Europeans.
>The only animal to willingly stand atop the pile of dung that is Wallonia
If Belgium is ever split I don't think Flanders will want to join another monarchy, especially considering the fact that it's a succesful region on its own. Also if this split ever takes place Flanders is most likely going to leave the EU to avoid extra-regional money transfers (yet again).
Flanders on its own is going to have a non-european politic administration concerning many topics such as the immigrant crisis. So I can hardly see how Flanders and Netherlands can be together unless the Netherlands leaves the EU as well and want to instore the same administration on these topics.
>t. Brusseleer
This is depressing knowing i'm of Belgian descent.
>Belgian descent.
No such thing.
Flemish or Walloon?
Well OP maybe you should form a militia of other non kek'd belgins and start hunting them?
>>Belgian descent.
>No such thing.
>falling for the anglo "non-country" meme
It's not a meme though.
We have no national identity, we're a smattering of historical regions lumped together.
We'll get turned into the bad guys by the media.
This problem has to be solved at the political level.
I for one am more than qualified to be a political leader, a strong man. All I need is to be involved in a sort of incident that would propel me to national notoriety, giving me a platform from which to disseminate truth and logic upon the masses.
Great Grandfather was apparently from Brussels so Walloon I assume. Don't know much about "Belgium" myself.
You can say the same about France, Britain, Germany, etc
Last name?
Brussels was a predominantly Flemish city throughout all of its history until the first half of the 20th century.
Mandatory French schools in Brussels changed that, among others.
Italy, Spain, ...
I know, but in our case the divide runs much deeper, first and foremost linguistically, but also politically to this day.
Every region has its own government for starters.
Don't know what his last name was. It's sad growing up in times like this were "Multicultural day" is a thing and being "cultureless". So were the people of Belgium originally Dutch speaking people?
>Brussels was a predominantly Flemish city [...] French schools in Brussels changed that, among others.
This + our socialist politicians imported thousands of negroes and sandniggers from french colonies to "frenchiffy" the city (and ultimately turn it into the shithole it is today). Sorry about that, vlaams bros...
I will go take a shit on Philippe Moureaux's frontyard if that can make up (that traitor lives not far away from me)
>So were the people of Belgium originally Dutch speaking people?
People in the north / east spoke various flemish dialects derived from dutch, while people in the south / west spoke "langue d'oïl" dialects (walloon mainly).
House Orange Nassau stays though
>were the people of Belgium originally Dutch speaking people?
By far the historically most significant area of modern Belgium was Flanders.
Flanders started out as the home base of the Salian Franks, which was centered around Doornik.
From there, Clovis I started the Frankish empire by conquering modern France.
Clovis I spoke a Germanic language, the ancestor to modern (West) Flemish, and Dutch in the more general sense.
But his tribe (the Franks) gave their name to France and the Romance lanugage that is French.
Every subsequent Frankish ruler (Charles Martel, Charlemagne, Capet, ...) owes everything to Clovis I.
Anyway, from around the 9th century, that home base of the Salian Franks officially turned into 'Flanders', centered around Bruges this time.
From that time onwards, Flanders would remain a relatively autonomous political entity, at the very centre of the greatest global powers of old: France, Germany (HRE), England.
Flanders was always one of the most densely populated, wealthiest, most advanced areas of the world.
For instance: Amsterdam was a sleepy fishing village until the Spanish sacked Antwerp (= Flanders) causing a brain and money drain of Antwerp citizens fleeing north and establishing themselves in Amsterdam.
Then some shit happened (involving religion and money) and now we're stuck with Wallonia.
Thank you both for telling me about Belgium? Gotta tell you though, Counties like Australia, USA, NZ, Canada are pretty bad for people of European descent. You grow up without a culture (other than consumerism), purpose, or identity.
>When Turks protest in the streets of Brussels, police give Turks the police car microphone to broadcast islamic prayers and messages of hate against a different kind of Turks.
Look at it on the brightside: they are promoting inter-Turkish violence this way. These are the moments when Belgium's amateurism leads to genious CIA-tier strategies
>flanders leaving the EU
Sure bud, leaving a way to reduce export tax with an economy wich is almost pure export.
>the Spanish sacked Antwerp (= Flanders) causing a brain and money drain of Antwerp citizens fleeing north and establishing themselves in Amsterdam.
Our history ends there. Everything went to shit back then and we became a retarded country because all the people with money and degrees fled to the north
If anything, Belgium tells you why mass migration and brain drains are a horendous thing. This happened in the 16th century and were only recovered by the end of the 19th century
EU wouldn't want bad trade deals with a non-EU Flanders.
And lowering the wage costs would help Flemish exports IMMENSELY, but we can't do it without getting rid of Wallonia.
lmao
as a walloon I think that's the best definition I've ever came to read
Not a real country
>Belgium tells you why mass migration and brain drains are a horendous thing.
Exactly.
But Flanders didn't do so bad after that user, we became one of the richest regions in the world with our textile industry, and one of the most culturally advanced with our painters.
Granted, the Netherlands had a bit of a golden age at our expense, but I'd rather be a little less rich than have to talk like the Dutch all day every day.
pretty acurate 10/10
>Bloke pointing to The flag of the United Kingdom
Why?
Things went downhill though. The Dutch explored the earth and established colonies, we became a French proxy
I don't get it. Why the crying gif?
And you people still are
Flanders is overpopulated with Jean-Claudes and Pierres.
He's probably still sad Antwerpen got fucked 400 years ago maybe ? Not sure
A british proxy would be more accurate
You don't have to talk like the Dutch all day you can join your Brabantian and Limbourgish brothers. And do your own thing
People: Not all of them. It's not that the Flemish drink wine and eat baguette with camembert all day. We drink beer and cook our pork meat with butter
Government: absolutely, 100% a French proxy
Man, we just copied all the Napoleonic laws and followed France's foreign policy. Even today we do: if the French go in to Mali, we follow them
They aren't Europeans and they dont consider themselves Europeans. They are literally a colonising force and you pretend they're somehow part of your team.
Some Eurocuck.
>Also if this split ever takes place Flanders is most likely going to leave the EU to avoid extra-regional money transfers (yet again).
n-va is pro-EU
Flanders and Wallonia won't split. If anything, the real split will be between various islamic islands over the country and us natives
>Man, we just copied all the Napoleonic laws
Just like almost every other continental european country...
>Even today we do: if the French go in to Mali, we follow them
wow we send like 100 guys and one plane for logistical support
>n-va is pro-EU
N-VA is also pro-refugee.
As soon as Merkel opened the floodgates, the N-VA cucks immediately freed up 600 million Euros, and did everything in their power to process as many asylum applications as they could, which was 250 a day at one point.
it feels bad knowing that for 3 decades we had the highest bbp/capita and right now we're just an average bureaucratic shithole living from status quo to status quo.
100 guys are a lot for Belgium. Just look at our military history: we are always acting as an support unit to the French army
N-VA must be one of the biggest political scams in the history of this country
The French military is actually pretty fucking based. I fucking WISH Belgium would follow the French example militarily.
But """Belgians""" are too cucked in the head, I'm betting a very large part of our population wants to sell all military equipment and use the money to build houses for refugees.
>N-VA must be one of the biggest political scams in the history of this country
Honestly I have no clue anymore what they're actually about. Outside of general voter pandering, of course.
I'm pretty sure figures like Bourgeois and De Wever have some solid ideas sometimes and some strong convictions, but at the same time they're so misguided and backward a lot of the time.
didn't we also joined a war against Mexico?
somewhere in the 19th century France loaned some money to Mexico but they didn't repay them so France attacked Mexico and we also send troops down there?
>100 guys are a lot for Belgium. Just look at our military history: we are always acting as an support unit to the French army
We "help" the dutch army or the us army just as much.
>didn't we also joined a war against Mexico?
Not, quite the opposite in fact, our king requested that belgian soldiers enlisted in the french foreign legion wouldn't get send to fight in Mexico, which led to a famous FFL sond "No blood sausage for belgians, they're quitters"
NVA probably got cucked in our political system. a three party coalition, seriously in what way do you want to get shit done if you have to discuss it with 3 (actually 5) parties.
someone assassinate that scoundrel blocking Nigel.
Go right up to him and cut him the fuck up, No one disrespects the Nige, If you can't get close enough use a Rifle.
Yep, France's military is based. And you're absolutely people here don't have a military mentality, that might even be our biggest problem today.
I thought the reference to Belgium in Le Boudin was about the Franco-Prussian War
>assassinating Juncker
satanic sacrifices have probably made him immortal by now
I fucking hate that guy so much
>police helped Turks
It's because Turks helped the Dutch against Catholics.
>but I'd rather be a little less rich than have to talk like the Dutch all day every day.
Don't have to lose your accent, flembro, our southerners speak like retards too.
You know what, I'm going to start an ironic political party. Pure satire.
I'm going to start a website and lay out my party manifesto, contradicting myself at every turn and dishing out some of the most unbelievably retarded policies you could imagine.
>sell our military to fund houses for refugees
>cover our entire border in red carpet, symbolizing our open borders
>etc.
This party's slogan would be "Plus de Flamand, ici on est tous des Belges".
Who's with me?
I bless the Assassin with the full force of the Alpha and Omega guided by the Holy Ghost make junk-man head explode.
Cuck
you'd be a hit
>I thought the reference to Belgium in Le Boudin was about the Franco-Prussian War
You're right actually, I was mistaken by the fact the song was written at the start of french-mexican war, but parts about the belgian were added later
Right?
And when I gather a large enough following, and make my first TV appearance with the hopes of these retards resting on my shoulders, I'd just start blasting anti-immigration arguments into the camera, slamming my hand on the table after every point I make.
So you just want to start Ecolos / Groens 2.0 ?
you do realize that in about 4 years you'd be the leading party in Belgium, with branches springing up all around Europe.
>House Orange Nassau
Most Flemmish people are anti-monarchy. I can see Flanders and the Netherlands together only if the monarchy is turned into a republic and both regions want a non-EU administration. Flanders is never going to risk a split if they know they still have to pay for money transfers outside of their own region (by joining the Netherlands). This money issue is basically the main reason they want to split Belgium in the first place.
You are right, but the real question would be; is the EU going to risk bad relations with a succesful region? Knowing that there are plenty of other powers in the world who would gladly trade with us. We have all needed facilities to conduct trade with extra-european global powers such as US, China, Russia, etc. The EU is going to make friendly deals with Flanders or they will watch other global powers do it. I wouldn't be surprised if Flanders gets a pass to join the EEA/EFTA just as Norway.
They say this to convince the dumb mass to be on their side. They often say "we do not want to split the country" yet confederalisme is on their agenda for 2018. The mass is not ready for the "redpill" so you have to careful with your statements and they do this very well. N-VA knows that leaving the EU will be beneficial for their region.
The country is going to split sooner or later I'm sure. Confederalisme is the first step in this process.
And then I do this: Well yeah but nobody pays attention to them.
I actually have personality and charisma, and I'm ripped af.
brusselsjournal.com
Belgians Are Turks
The Belgian people are descended from a part of the Oguz Turks tribe who settled in the region thousands of years ago.
The molecular genetic studies the department had conducted showed the main migration route from Central Asia followed the north west and west of the Caucasus Mountains, Arslan said. He said there were close blood ties between Europeans and Turks as a result of these tribal migrations.
This. Also being still a member of the EU does not help with wanting to instore laws that are non-EU-tier.
Pretty sure Theo Francken is not pro-refugee, nor is his party. He did the least possible required by the EU for the rufugees afflux. He even closed refugee facilities as soon as he had the chance to do so.
>brusselsjournal.com
The molecular genetic studies conducted on roaches?
I had a good laugh though. Belgians are decendant of Germanics, Celtics, Gauls and Caucausians.
>Pretty sure Theo Francken is not pro-refugee
He's the one who decided to process 250 fucking asylum requests per fucking day.
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I HATE THIS (non-)COUNTRY SO MUCH
Which is nothing compared to other EU countries. You could see the disgust on his face in each interview he gave. 250 per day is the bare minimum.
Let's not forget Theo Francken reduced the carceral population by 1200 (of 12000) (best numbers in years) most of which were illegals that have been expelled.
WAKE ME UP
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
It's not just Brussels. Wanna see something funny? Type "Borgerhout" in google images. You mostly get pictures of non-whites. It's a neighborhood in Antwerp.
Why must you fill me with sadness, finnbro?
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DELETE THIS
someone has to pay for all those muslims on welfare, don't be racist.
>Which is nothing compared to other EU countries.
250 per day user.
250
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Sorry about that mate.
>every 10 days the equivalent of a countryside town is processed in asylum requests
this country is doomed
I'm not saying it is an acceptable number. I'm just saying he had no choice, as for now.
>I'm just saying he had no choice
Lame excuse, it is his fault and his responsibility.
If he really wasn't OK with it, he could have stepped down.
Or simply decide otherwise, as per his job and competence as minister.
The country is doomed only if the strong people give up. Let's not forget that only 3% of the American population participated in the American Revolutionary War.
We have 30k redpill men in the military ready for when the political climate is favorable, if this makes you feel more happy.
This..when will other Sup Forumstard learn?
We just have to be smart about it, forming roving militias only hurts our cause.
I probably have no choice but to enter politics; with my wit, rhetorical talent, ripped body, and sound insight into history and current events domestically and internationally, it falls upon me to take the responsibility of leading the righteous to victory.
It is absolutely lame and I do not condone his action.
Deciding otherwise would have resulted in bad relations with the EU bureaucracy and as long as this country is still part of the EU we better keep good intern relations. The EU would have sanctioned our country if we declined all refugees. And they would make sure the sanction is more severe than having to keep shitskins in a containerpark.
Rat politicians from VLD, Groen and PS deliberately weakend our military so they don't stage a coup
And one of the functions of NATO is also to surpress popular uprisings. If the military and some red pilled citizens were to take over the country, foreign soldiers would march in start shooting us because it's a lot easier to shoot foreign rebels instead of your own people
How is it having the government taking your hard earned money to pay for a bunch of lazy freeloaders?
>The EU would have sanctioned our country if we declined all refugees.
That's probably the biggest reason Belgium should have declined all refugees.
Except for the entrance exam questions "do you like to see death corpses?" "do you love fire?" I don't see how the military is weakened. Everyone here is redpilled, even Walloons battalions.
A coup is not being staged for the sole reason that the situation is not yet bad enough in the rural areas of our country. Only an aggravation of the situation in the rural areas will provoke an escalation of revoltation.