North Carolina Residents on Edge After Multiple Clown Sightings

abcnews.go.com/US/north-carolina-residents-edge-multiple-clown-sightings/story?id=41912407

>be american
>get abducted by clowns

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Spooky?

Look, clown abductions are not all that common in America. I have only heard about maybe a dozen or so this year. This is just another Poo in Loo fabrication intended to smear Americans on a board where we are clearly dominant.

That's not a clown that's Donald Trump

What's illegal about dressing up as a clown? Is America a fascist state?

>German humour

>a dozen or so this year

For such a specific crime it sure is popular.

it's viral marketing for the upcoming rob zombie movie. seriously.

Cucky the Clown

>German """"""""""""humor"""""""""""

sounds like juggalos
they should hang magnets in the trees

>implying it's not genius viral marketing for the new pennywise movie

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>Is America a fascist state?
I fucking wish

>Police say a person dressed as a clown disappeared into the woods after being chased by a man wielding a machete on Tuesday -- the third incident involving a clown in as many days in the Greensboro, North Carolina area.

Alright, which one of you faggots did this?

And which one of you faggots chased him off?

Cut him a break, he can't help it that he's German.

Pretty freaky desu

Clowns are literally the least of our problems. I bet it's ABC shills trying to shift recent kidnappings/rapes away from dindus and look at the small, insignificant sample that is kidnappings from clowns.

There has only been, like, 5 clown kidnappings in my state this year, whereas dindu rapings number in the hundreds

Clowns aren't scary

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE

Clowns are pretty based.
They get laughed at its cool.

Clowns scare the fuck out of some people
It's cool they don't care.

Now if Trump were president he'd gas those faggots with the New and improved Zyclon C

The C stands for Canada pays for it.

Crazy Clowns Cheer Clinton.

If you vote for her you get a balloon.

>clown community

Fuck off Angela.

Kek thats so stupid it made me laugh

KEK

Can we make #Clowns4Clinton a thing?

I actually believe this. His film is "31" and is about people being abducted and horribly tortured by crazy carnival folk in clown makeup in a mix of Saw and Hostel movies.