TWIN PEAKS-THREAD:

TWIN PEAKS-THREAD:

Ok so I just finished it. Can someone explain me the everythings? Ive just been going with the flow, not really thinking too much about it. But now, I can. So:

- Who the hell is Dougie Jones?
- Why was Diane... a clone? What?
- What did Bad-Cooper want, exactly?
- What did GOOD Cooper want?
- What was the deal with that chick with no eyes?
- What was the deal with Bobby's friend?
- Why did that asshole who ran over that kid just explode? And was he Bad-Cooper's son? What?
- Um, what else... why is David Bowie a machine? I mean I get that he died IRL, but what was that whole deal?
- What did Good-Cooper want?
- Why did Good-Cooper remember who he was after sticking a fork in a fucking socket? I get that the otherworldly manifests itself in electricity, but.. what?
- Who are those creepy homeless dudes? Whats up with them? Why did they kill some random radio broadcasters?
- Speaking of THAT episode, what was that frog-insect-thing, that crawled into some chicks mouth? Was that Leland Palmer's grandmom or something? Who was she & what was the point with all of that?
- What was the deal with that principal, who killed that librarian? And.. why was the Major's body lying next to her head? What happened there? And why did some homeless dude just kill him? What happened exactly?
- Why did Andy go to.... wherever?
- Who was that fat chick who hung out with that giant in the lighthouse? And what was that lighthouse?
- what else... oh, whats that purple place Cooper went to in the beginning of the season? When he went to space? And what was that banging-noise, when he was there?
- What was the deal with those two teenagers in the first episode, who got super killed while watching some dumb box?

I cant think of any other questions, but, i mean, the gist is just "what?" in general. has some autist written an essay explaining everything yet?

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>Bobby's friend?
*JAMES' friend

The answer to all your questions is: whatever you feel the answer is

t. reddit
most these questions have obvious answers

ok enlighten me please, on whatever

also, further questions:

- Why did Sara Palmer eat some dudes throat? Or how? And... how come she and Laura could, like, open their faces?
- What happened in the last episode? Like, any of it?

Sup Forums has no response to any of this? really? goddamn, Sup Forums never fails to disappoint

Fake Diane and the original Dougie Jones are both Tulpas: artificial humans created with a strand of dna and a golden "seed" that was birthed into the world along with Bob and the frogmoth in ep8

Bad Cooper wanted Judy, the white entity that birthed Bob and the frogmoth in ep8 that was channeled by the Glass Box; it's possible he didn't really understand what Judy was (since he seems unaware of its name) and that he wanted to control it somehow (Judy is the one who calls him instead of Jeffries ["I missed you in New York"] and she seems quite antagonistic)

Good Cooper wanted to defeat Judy instead; in order to do it, he had to retrieve Laura Palmer, since she or her soul were manufactured by the Giant as a foil to Judy's evil; wether he succeeded or failed is up to you

The frogmoth was possibly Jumping Man (the black man with the pointy nose mask) and it lived inside of Sarah Palmer (as her face is superimposed over Jumping Man's in the convenience store). If so, the little girl was Sarah Palmer but there is no 100% confirmation. Jumping Man and Bob are both children of Judy.

>Fake Diane and the original Dougie Jones are both Tulpas: artificial humans created with a strand of dna and a golden "seed" that was birthed into the world along with Bob and the frogmoth in ep8
okay

>Bad Cooper wanted Judy, the white entity that birthed Bob and the frogmoth in ep8
alright im with ya

>that was channeled by the Glass Box
huh?

>it's possible he didn't really understand what Judy was (since he seems unaware of its name) and that he wanted to control it somehow (Judy is the one who calls him instead of Jeffries ["I missed you in New York"] and she seems quite antagonistic)
so Judy is the weird creature who pukes out Bob & everything in episode 8? so its kindof... a deity, almost? And Bad Cooper wanted to obtain whatever she was, without quite comprehending it? okay i guess im with you there, sortof

>Good Cooper wanted to defeat Judy instead; in order to do it, he had to retrieve Laura Palmer, since she or her soul were manufactured by the Giant as a foil to Judy's evil; wether he succeeded or failed is up to you
im making a "thinking face" irl, but, alright

>The frogmoth was possibly Jumping Man (the black man with the pointy nose mask) and it lived inside of Sarah Palmer (as her face is superimposed over Jumping Man's in the convenience store). If so, the little girl was Sarah Palmer but there is no 100% confirmation. Jumping Man and Bob are both children of Judy.
okay, thanks!

oh also, wtf was going on with Audrey? i figure shes in sortof "half computer-limbo", like in that movie Source Code. or something. since she got fucked in that explosion. but i dno

cont.

Naido is a shell in which Diane is hidden; she could either be hidden in Naido to protect her (since when we see her, she's in the Fireman's world, so maybe she was transported there for her own protection) or if it's some sort of curse put in place by Bob/Mr. C we'll never know. Through the show, Mr. C is looking for coordinates that will lead him to reach Diane (since she's about to be expunged into the real world after 25 years, as per the rules we learned in the first few episodes) because, for whatever reason, Diane seems to be the key to reach the plane of existence where episode 18 takes place, where Judy seems to be located. Jeffries and Ray (an FBI informant) conspire to send him into a trap, but he sacrifices his rape baby Richard (it's implied he impregnated Audrey as she was in a coma) and manages to avoid the trap. When he reaches the coordinates, however, Naido is long gone and the Fireman sends him into the trap he set up for him at the Sheriff station. The trap involves Freddie (the green glove guy) to whom he gave power to defeat Bob, and Andy, to whom he gave knowledge of future event so he could set up the whole trap with Lucy.
The real Cooper is then able to somehow free Diane from her Naido shell.

Dougie is a tulpa of Cooper Bad-Cooper used to get out of going back to the lodge
Diane was a clone to act as Bad-Cooper's spy and puppet in the FBI
Bad-Cooper wanted to reunite BOB with Judy which would result in a super bad end
GOOD Cooper wants to put an end to the evil leaking in from the Black Lodge coming from Judy, thus putting an end to the Blue Rose case
The chick with no eyes was the real Diane obfuscated with Lodge voodoo magic
Bobby's friend Mike became a functioning member of society
Yes, Richard was Bad-Cooper's son, he was used to test out the fake coordinates meant to trap Bad-Cooper
David Bowie was sucked into the lodge and used lodge magic to continue to exist as a tea kettle
Cooper's awoken mind was still trapped in the lodge until he got it out with electricity
The creepy homeless dudes are the Woodsmen, low level Lodge entities that serve Judy
The frog was Jumping Man, Judy's direct subordinate possessing Sarah Palmer as Judy's avatar (Probably)
The Librarian was killed by the Woodsmen and Bad-Cooper's scheming to get the codes out of Brigs
Andy went to meet Fireman in the White Lodge because he was pure of heart and he was at the coordinates at the right time
The fat chick is a still unaccounted benevolent Lodge Spirit working with Fireman the most unquestionably good lodge spirit in the White Lodge
The purple place was a location Judy was trapping Diane in
They were dumb teenagers killed by Judy

>What did Bad-Cooper want, exactly?
Coordinates. They lead to Twin Peaks, probably to Laura Palmer's house, probably to Judy. Not clear why he wanted to go there.
>Why did that asshole who ran over that kid just explode? And was he Bad-Cooper's son? What?
Bad Coop raped Audrey while she was in a coma after the S2 finale = Richard. One of the coordinates Bad Coop got was to a trap set by Philip Jeffries. He made Richard bite the bullet.
>Um, what else... why is David Bowie a machine? I mean I get that he died IRL, but what was that whole deal?
Jeffries jumped through time and space so much he developed a super-consciousness.
>Why did Good-Cooper remember who he was after sticking a fork in a fucking socket? I get that the otherworldly manifests itself in electricity, but.. what?
Mike probably reached out and jump-started him via electrical socket.
>Speaking of THAT episode, what was that frog-insect-thing
Vessel of evil that infects the world, think forbidden fruit. It was probably Sarah Palmer, yeah.
>What was the deal with that principal, who killed that librarian? And.. why was the Major's body lying next to her head? What happened there? And why did some homeless dude just kill him? What happened exactly?
The principal and the librarian had investigated spooky dimensional spirit world shit. Eventually they hit gold and encountered the time-travelling Major Briggs, who gave them important info, such as the coordinates. Briggs knew Mr. C's cronies were coming, so he shed his corporeal form and became a floating head, leaving his body behind. The Woodsmen showed up and killed the librarian, and fucked with the principal's memory so they could frame him for the murder (long enough for Mr. C to come and get the coordinates). Eventually he remembered enough to show the cops his mystical findings, so the Woodsmen killed him off too.
>Why did Andy go to.... wherever?
Andy's a good boy, the Fireman could trust him with a very important job.

I mean the girl was probably Sarah Palmer. But just as likely not

You see Judy, the white entity, come out of the glass box during episode 1 and killing the young couple.
I'm assuming the box was originally meant to trap Judy, but the sudden burst of sexual energy (which apparently has magical or arcane powers, since it also allows good Cooper to dimension travel in the final episode) allows her to break out, or maybe the box was never allowed to contain her in the first place.
Afterwards, Judy probably takes residence within the Palmer residence along with its child, Jumping Man who is living inside Sarah (some people are convinced that Judy herself is possessing Sarah; however, the show specifically shows Jumping Man and Sarah merging into one so idk where that's coming from). I believe Judy is the entity causing all the ruckus in Sarah's kitchen when Hawk comes to visit her. It also makes sense why Cooper goes straight for the Palmer's household in order to defeat Judy during episode 18.
Cooper is however in either the wrong timeframe or the wrong reality altogether; That's because, when Cooper is going over the stairs of the convenience store, JM is shown as running away, presumably to warn Judy of Cooper's plan. Sarah is then shown stabbing Laura's picture with a broken bottle, and Laura disappears while Cooper is trying to carry her away, which is why he has to look for her wherever he is in ep18 as Carrie Paige

alright that all "makes sense" to me, which, im not sure why im using quotation marks.

>Dougie is a tulpa of Cooper Bad-Cooper used to get out of going back to the lodge
alright. im curious how he created him, i suppose. i mean i get that he uses the little golden ball, but how did he get it?

>Diane was a clone to act as Bad-Cooper's spy and puppet in the FBI
ait

>Bad-Cooper wanted to reunite BOB with Judy which would result in a super bad end
oh no

>GOOD Cooper wants to put an end to the evil leaking in from the Black Lodge coming from Judy, thus putting an end to the Blue Rose case
okay

>The chick with no eyes was the real Diane obfuscated with Lodge voodoo magic
okay

>Bobby's friend Mike became a functioning member of society
hah yea i misspoke, i meant james' friend. but yea bobby's friend also showed up briefly

>Yes, Richard was Bad-Cooper's son, he was used to test out the fake coordinates meant to trap Bad-Cooper
yea

>David Bowie was sucked into the lodge and used lodge magic to continue to exist as a tea kettle
naturally

>Cooper's awoken mind was still trapped in the lodge until he got it out with electricity
ait

>The creepy homeless dudes are the Woodsmen, low level Lodge entities that serve Judy
alright, fuck those dudes

>The frog was Jumping Man, Judy's direct subordinate possessing Sarah Palmer as Judy's avatar (Probably)
jumping man is that little fucker with the nose? but yea i figured that girl was someone related to laura palmer

>The Librarian was killed by the Woodsmen and Bad-Cooper's scheming to get the codes out of Brigs
alright, sure...?

>Andy went to meet Fireman in the White Lodge because he was pure of heart and he was at the coordinates at the right time
okay

>Why did Sara Palmer eat some dudes throat? Or how? And... how come she and Laura could, like, open their faces?
The Sarah Palmer we see has been so hollowed out by grief and suffering she's basically a mannekin animated by the dark force inhabiting her. It might not even be the real Sarah Palmer, her behavior when she freaks out in the supermarket is not dissimilar from fake-Diane's breakdown when she realizes she's not in control of herself.

With Laura Palmer it's not confirmed, but I think there's a similar thing going on there, where the "real" Laura Palmer or at least an important part of her moved on to some kind of afterlife or peace at the end of FWWM, and the Laura we see in the lodge afterwards is maybe a tulpa or some kind of remaining aspect of her or an ideal, which seems to be inhabited by the "good" or positive force of the White Lodge.

yea alright all of this is making more sense now.

>Bad Coop raped Audrey while she was in a coma after the S2 finale = Richard. One of the coordinates Bad Coop got was to a trap set by Philip Jeffries. He made Richard bite the bullet.
what im curious about is how she knew about richard and him missing and everything, since, i mean, i kinda figured shes in a coma or something, since she just has these retarded conversations and never goes anywhere. so how does she even know about richard? but i think im overthinking that part

>The principal and the librarian had investigated spooky dimensional spirit world shit. Eventually they hit gold and encountered the time-travelling Major Briggs, who gave them important info, such as the coordinates. Briggs knew Mr. C's cronies were coming, so he shed his corporeal form and became a floating head, leaving his body behind. The Woodsmen showed up and killed the librarian, and fucked with the principal's memory so they could frame him for the murder (long enough for Mr. C to come and get the coordinates). Eventually he remembered enough to show the cops his mystical findings, so the Woodsmen killed him off too.
alright that sorta makes sense, cool

so that stuff with those two teenagers happens BEFORE 1989? but okay jumping man is asshole servant of judy & he's posessed sarah palmer & is making her smash her daughters photo & rip out dudes' throats somehow. that all makes senseish

Nah, that's just what Lynch says to get people to stop asking him questions because he wants his films to stand on their own. They have real meaning in the specific wrong or right answer sort of way. He just doesn't want to give you the answer outside of the film because then people will be thinking about that answer instead of experiencing the film.
Now on to Part 1 of answering your questions (Because of text limits):
>- Who the hell is Dougie Jones?
Tulpa created by Doppelcoop to get sucked into the Black Lodge in his place. Without Dougie, Doppelcoop would've been sucked back in 25 years after he left, and he didn't want to go back.
>- Why was Diane... a clone? What?
The Diane we see for most of the season was a tulpa like Dougie. Doppelcoop rapes real Diane, then seals her away in the body of a mutilated Japanese woman who can't see and can only make animal sounds, presumably to keep her from helping Gordon and his FBI team. He creates the tulpa version of Diane to spy on Gordon and his FBI team and also to do things for him like try to murder everyone.
>- What did Bad-Cooper want, exactly?
To find the mother of all evil and therefore his own mother, Judy.
>- What did GOOD Cooper want?
He ultimately wants to find and defeat Judy according to Gordon's exposition on their secret plan. And in order to do this, he feels he needs to go back in time and prevent Laura's murder.
>- What was the deal with that chick with no eyes?
Already covered that above
>- What was the deal with James's friend?
He was given instructions by the giant on how to get a magic glove so he could be there at the sheriff's station to destroy BOB.

Part 2:
>- Why did that asshole who ran over that kid just explode?
The coordinates Doppelcoop had him go to were a trap set up by Jeffries probably meant to make Doppelcoop explode. He used Richard to test it out since he got coordinates from three different people and two of them matched but one didn't, and Richard exploded instead of him when he went to the matching coordinates that those two people gave Doppelcoop.
>And was he Bad-Cooper's son?
Yes.
>What?
Audrey was in a coma after being in that bank where a bomb went off a the end of season 2. Doppelcoop visited her hospital room and raped her, and she had Richard nine months later.
>- Um, what else... why is David Bowie a machine? I mean I get that he died IRL, but what was that whole deal?
When people get involved in Lodge shit they sometimes end up developing into non-human forms, like with Briggs becoming a floating head.
>- Why did Good-Cooper remember who he was after sticking a fork in a fucking socket? I get that the otherworldly manifests itself in electricity, but.. what?
Electric shock does stuff like that in real life too. People with severe depression can sometimes only be helped through electroconvulsive therapy. If you electrocute someone's brain you can induce seizures that sort of resets their minds.
>- Who are those creepy homeless dudes? Whats up with them? Why did they kill some random radio broadcasters?
They were children of Judy. The one that killed the radio broadcasters did so because it was incidental to taking over the radio station and broadcasting a hypnotic message that would put everyone to sleep so Judy could crawl into a host body.
>- Speaking of THAT episode, what was that frog-insect-thing, that crawled into some chicks mouth?
Judy.
>Was that Leland Palmer's grandmom or something?
It was Sarah Palmer, Leland's wife. Leland's grandmother would be alive around 1900, not then.

Part 3:
>- What was the deal with that principal, who killed that librarian?
He didn't kill the librarian. He was interested in paranormal phenomena as a hobby, ended up there with a bunch of lodge entities, and got framed for a murder by Doppelcoop.
>And.. why was the Major's body lying next to her head?
His head took off on its own as his new form and one of the lodge entities put his body with the murdered woman's head.
>And why did some homeless dude just kill him? What happened exactly?
One of Judy's bad lodge people killed him because they went to an interdimensional portal site where those sorts of entities congregate and they just randomly kill people sometimes.
>- Why did Andy go to.... wherever?
The giant was giving him instructions on how to handle the events of that second to last episode when they're all at the sheriff's station.
>- Who was that fat chick who hung out with that giant in the lighthouse? And what was that lighthouse?
A white lodge entity / the white lodge.
>- what else... oh, whats that purple place Cooper went to in the beginning of the season?
>A trap Doppelcoop set up to keep Cooper from leaving.
>And what was that banging-noise, when he was there?
Judy trying to get through to murder him.
>- What was the deal with those two teenagers in the first episode, who got super killed while watching some dumb box?
Doppelcoop hired the guy to watch that box because it was the trap he set and wanted to make sure it worked. They got killed because Judy showed up and killed them.
All that aside, keep in mind that these events were all really just a lodge dream / bardo experience Cooper had to go through to pass his fire walk and become a Lodge wizard. He doesn't really leave the lodge until after the dream / bardo experience is finished, at the end of the second to last episode of the season because A) The arm tells him he cannot leave until his doppelganger goes back in and B) His FBI pin is missing up during all this.

>Audrey was in a coma after being in that bank where a bomb went off a the end of season 2. Doppelcoop visited her hospital room and raped her, and she had Richard nine months later.
do we learn this pretty exactly?
i vaguely recall someone talking about Cooper entering the hospital & that it was odd, and i THINK i remember them mentioning that Audrey was there in a coma? This is when the sheriff calls the doctor, I think? I might be misremembering

>Electric shock does stuff like that in real life too. People with severe depression can sometimes only be helped through electroconvulsive therapy. If you electrocute someone's brain you can induce seizures that sort of resets their minds.
neat

>he one that killed the radio broadcasters did so because it was incidental to taking over the radio station and broadcasting a hypnotic message that would put everyone to sleep so Judy could crawl into a host body.
ait

>It was Sarah Palmer, Leland's wife.
alright, so sarah palmer has a magic frog-roach-monster inside her that allows her to pull her face off & rip out dudes' throats.. why did she do that by the way?

>He ultimately wants to find and defeat Judy according to Gordon's exposition on their secret plan. And in order to do this, he feels he needs to go back in time and prevent Laura's murder.
okay... damn dude, i hardly picked up on what judy even was

>Tulpa created by Doppelcoop to get sucked into the Black Lodge in his place. Without Dougie, Doppelcoop would've been sucked back in 25 years after he left, and he didn't want to go back.
alright, so.... so regular cooper was supposed to "replace" bad cooper, but instead he replaced dougie jones.

>He didn't kill the librarian. He was interested in paranormal phenomena as a hobby, ended up there with a bunch of lodge entities, and got framed for a murder by Doppelcoop.
that sucks

>His head took off on its own as his new form and one of the lodge entities put his body with the murdered woman's head.
those cunts

>One of Judy's bad lodge people killed him because they went to an interdimensional portal site where those sorts of entities congregate and they just randomly kill people sometimes.
ait

>Judy trying to get through to murder him.
ohshit. this is more creepy in hindsight

>Doppelcoop hired the guy to watch that box because it was the trap he set and wanted to make sure it worked. They got killed because Judy showed up and killed them.
alright, bad cooper being the person who set up that whole thing sorta makes sense

>All that aside, keep in mind that these events were all really just a lodge dream / bardo experience Cooper had to go through to pass his fire walk and become a Lodge wizard. He doesn't really leave the lodge until after the dream / bardo experience is finished, at the end of the second to last episode of the season because A) The arm tells him he cannot leave until his doppelganger goes back in and B) His FBI pin is missing up during all this.
?????? okay

>do we learn this pretty exactly?
Yes, it's in that "secret history of twin peaks" shit.
twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Audrey_Horne
>Audrey survived the explosion at the bank, apparently shielded from the blast by Pete in his final moments. She was taken to the hospital in critical condition and was taken to an intensive care unit when she slipped into a coma. Cooper was seen exiting the unit the following day.[32]
>alright, so sarah palmer has a magic frog-roach-monster inside her that allows her to pull her face off & rip out dudes' throats.. why did she do that by the way?
The frog roach is a means of Judy taking over Sarah. When Sarah pulls off her face and rips the guy's throat out, that's Sarah letting Judy take the wheel and Judy is an extreme negative entity who murders purely for the sake of spreading pain and suffering.
>alright, so.... so regular cooper was supposed to "replace" bad cooper, but instead he replaced dougie jones.
Sort of. Regular Cooper actually never even leaves the Lodge until the season's pretty much over already, but in his dream / bardo fire walk trial he imagines that all happening. And if you just treat this dream thing like it's real, then the plot in it is that Doppelcoop creates a fake Cooper (Dougie) so that when the time comes for the Lodge magic to drag him back it'll end up locking onto the fake Cooper (Dougie) instead. He accomplishes this by having Dougie where the green ring.

I thought the fat chick in the lighthouse was the good version of Judy or God

I'm pretty sure it's probably some whale Lynch porked while drunk one night like twenty years ago.

Also, Sheryl Lee is the S C R E A M Q U E E N.

Why would that be before 1989? The stuff with the two teenagers is happening in present time.
Judy is not in our world during the 40s incident, the nuke just opens up a portal through which she vomits out her minions/children, Bob and Jumping Man
In present day, Judy enters our world by breaking the glass box

alright, so, this is all getting squared up for me. the only thing im now very curious about is what the fuck is going on with audrey? i guess thats just an intentional "fuck you" cliffhanger for a potential fourth season?

>thought the fat chick in the lighthouse was the good version of Judy or God
Senorita Dido seemed to be a subordinate/equal to the Fireman, which would likely make her a deity for all intents and purposes.

She's in a coma and finally dies after performing Audrey's Dance one more time. The pure and sterile environment is representative of her dead state and her scream is her realizing it. Lights out for Audrey. She's gone.

Sort of an Occurance at Owl Creek type of deal.

Maybe she's The Fireman's ho. Why have we never considered it?

Audrey is dreaming of a different Roadhouse where the whole Billy subplot is happening, when she wakes up we have no idea what's going on with her.
It's worth noting that the Evolution of the Arm quotes her ("is it the story of the little girl who lived down the lane?") but I have no idea what the relevance to that is
It's also worth noting that the husband of that girl who James has a crush on is actually called Chuck, so Chuck is a name that exists both in the "real" world and in Audrey's dream, just like a Richard and a Linda exist in both the "real" world and the Carrie Paige dimension

Or you can read this.

waggish.org/2017/twin-peaks-finale/

>i guess thats just an intentional "fuck you" cliffhanger for a potential fourth season?
Oh no, she's very important in that self-contained season, not just some cliffhanger. She's basically the skeleton key to figuring out what the fuck is going on with everything else.
You see, Audrey exists as a thoughtform inside real world actress Sherilyn Fenn's mind. And as long as she's remembered as a character from the original seasons yet also not given a new story to live in, she's stuck in that limbo world where she's married to Charlie and keeps on wanting to go out and find Billy but never does (Billy is real world actor Billy
Zane who played Audrey's fictional romantic interest).
Charlie represents Lynch / Frost. Audrey hates him for having all that control over her existence, but simultaneously needs him in order to have any existence at all, so her being married to him but also constantly insulting him is set up as a way to make you feel what a fictional character would feel in those circumstances. You feel kind of disgusted by the arrangement, like something's wrong, which is what Lynch is saying it's like being a character stuck in limbo at the mercy of her creator.
When they're at the Roadhouse later and the announcer says they're going to play "Audrey's Dance," this is a clue that they're blurring the lines between the fictional world and our real world. "Audrey's Dance" is the name of that song, in *our world*, though obviously in Audrey's original fictional world the song she did that dance to wasn't called "Audrey's Dance" in the jukebox. It became "Audrey's Dance" as a recording in our world because that fictional character made the song popular in our world.
When the scene cuts away to Audrey looking at the mirror in the white room, it's really Sherilyn Fenn looking at the mirror. A lot of people though it was a mental institution or a hospital where she was still recovering from her coma, but (end of part 1, text limit)

Part Two:
... But if you look at the lights on the mirror it's more like a makeup mirror for actors. Audrey the fictional character is breaking through to the real world and realizing she lives inside a dream, the dream of Sherilyn Fenn imagining her character for the purposes of fulfilling whatever stories Lynch decides to put her in.

fuck, that makes too much sense

but anyway, i have your answer and i have
two other, contradicting answers

oh well

i will, thanks

anyway OP going to bed. thanks for good replies. i feel less confused & more creeped out now

Well they're not really contradicting, I said we don't know what happens to audrey when she wakes up. The actor/character interpretation is really interesting but I tried to just stay on the confirmed or at least implied details instead of veering off into interpretations, but if that's how you see it it's completely fine

>Maybe she's The Fireman's ho. Why have we never considered it?
>Implying the Fireman has sex. Ever.
He's busy trying to combat cosmic Evil that is always twelve steps ahead of everyone else, user. I highly doubt he has the time for such trivial things.

I don't know. It doesn't look like he did jack shit for 25 years besides chill with Cooper and give some chav a magic gardening glove.

He -did- give the warning to Coop about "Richard and Linda" though. And he did aid in his own way through the existence of Laura.

was billy the drunk?

From my understanding:

- Who the hell is Dougie Jones?
Not a real individual but a thoughtform (tulpa) created for the purpose of helping get Agent Cooper back in the world.

- Why was Diane... a clone? What?
The white-haired Diane was a tulpa created to serve as a double agent for Bad Coop. The tulpa began to realize this and freaked out. The real Diane was locked away as the eyeless asian woman after being kidnapped by Bad Coop following the rape that the tulpa suddenly remembers.

>What did Bad-Cooper want, exactly?
To find Judy, for some reason. Likely bring Bob to Judy.

>What did GOOD Cooper want?
He was working alongside the Giant/Fireman to defeat Judy. His intent was to bring Laura to Judy.

>What was the deal with that chick with no eyes?
Diane with her identity hidden away.

>What was the deal with Bobby's friend?
James' friend is a new person brought in by the Fireman to serve in defeating Bob.

>Why did that asshole who ran over that kid just explode? And was he Bad-Cooper's son? What?
He was the child of Bad Coop and Audrey. He didn't explode but was phased elsewhere. He made Richard check out what was potentially a trap and it was a trap.

>Um, what else... why is David Bowie a machine? I mean I get that he died IRL, but what was that whole deal?
He's in a machine, not became a machine. Why is he in one? Pffft, iunno.

>Why did Good-Cooper remember who he was after sticking a fork in a fucking socket? I get that the otherworldly manifests itself in electricity, but.. what?
Electricity BRIDGES the otherworldly. Hence why the nuke served as a doorway for all this shit. He could be aided by the other lodges then.
>Who are those creepy homeless dudes? Whats up with them? Why did they kill some random radio broadcasters?
Those woodsmen are Black Lodge helper spirits. One killed the broadcaster with the intent to lull people unconscious so to aid the bug thing.

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>Speaking of THAT episode, what was that frog-insect-thing, that crawled into some chicks mouth?

The woman is likely Sarah Palmer and the bug is something Black Lodge related. It's likely why Sarah is possessed.

>What was the deal with that principal, who killed that librarian? And.. why was the Major's body lying next to her head? What happened there? And why did some homeless dude just kill him? What happened exactly?

I'm pretty much on par with >Why did Andy go to.... wherever?
He went to the White Lodge to serve a purpose for the Giant.

>Who was that fat chick who hung out with that giant in the lighthouse? And what was that lighthouse?

The white lodge. She is an unexplained white lodge spirit.

>what else... oh, whats that purple place Cooper went to in the beginning of the season? When he went to space? And what was that banging-noise, when he was there?

A place to lock away Diane. The banging was Judy coming. You'll notice that the glass box had Cooper in it while the two teens were talking about being together upstairs and Judy comes in shortly after and while they are there. Judy was following Cooper.

>What was the deal with those two teenagers in the first episode, who got super killed while watching some dumb box?
They got asked to record an experiment that dealt with channeling and got bad luck because they channeled the ultimate evil out of the blue.

Diane has always been Cooper's handler. She is of the lounge.

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>He was the child of Bad Coop and Audrey. He didn't explode but was phased elsewhere. He made Richard check out what was potentially a trap and it was a trap.
A trap made by whom though? why?

Well the coordinates are provided by Ray through Phillip and Phillip is against Bad Cooper so I'd say it's pretty clearly Phillip's trap for Bad Coop to bring him back in.

mfw people actually expecting an answer out of this randomly put together garbage by the hack that is lynch

haha here have a (you) very original meme poster, now I'm sure there's some IT or GOT thread for you out there young fella

*muh contrarianism intensifies*

>he didn't get answers

Is she Satan?