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A trader from Qarth told me that dragons come from the moon. He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi. That once there were two moons in the sky but one wandered too close to the sun and it cracked from the heat. Out of it poured a thousand thousand dragons and they drank the suns fire.

best scene in the show coming through

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aggghhh...

Have you heard the expression "Hung as a Lannister"?

First for starks are autist and hightowers are the best

dany

For one, Roose locking a dozen factions that want to kill one another into a single castle wasn't the smartest move.

He should also have killed Ramsay years ago. Fuck guest right but kinslaying a retarded threat to your house is too far? Might as well go all-out evil.

Ashara Dayne!

If Bran really wants to save the world, he'll go back in time, and try to fuck Daemon Targaryen's mind into Jon's.

Daemon took out the largest most experienced dragon in the world, and its rider, and his own smaller dragon still lived longer

I actually forgot that season 7 wasn't the end
why am i even still keeping with this show

Where did Hightower Whent?

Which Game Of Thrones characters could possibly hold their own against Sauron in a 1v1 match?

post rare eyebrows

What did they mean by this?

Who is your favorite dragon? Mine are probably Caraxes the Blood Wyrm and Cannibal.
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Caraxes
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cannibal_(dragon)

goodness!

Really disappointed by the lack of Dragon/Dragon combat. Seems like a waste for Dany to control all 3, especially when no Targ has ever controlled more than 1.

what did she mean by this?

BOW YA SHITS

Soft, moist, kissable lips!

>no description of how large or responsive her nipples were

Shit dornfu

what room were they in before this scene? i thought the war room in the upper left of this pic. why would they enter through the front of the throne room?

>wanting pepperoni nips

DWARF MAN MAKING NOISE

just some young girls experimenting with their sexuality, completely normal.

>not wanting pepperoni nips on big ass tits

lol

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>GET RID OF HER JON

just sisters experimenting

me on the left

>j*nsa
>in any form

No.

Not even if Arya was the sole sister wife and she skinned Sansa's face and wore it sometimes for Jon. And yes I know that sounds kinda hot, but still no

It's been to late since season 5 started.

>tfw that's my jon snow

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what about
jonshara

Jon and his aunt-wife

She IS perfect.

someone faceswap these

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Night King maybe, solely because he's mystical too.

Isildur had superhuman blood still flowing in him. He wasn't your average human.

>Arya's eyebrows
Someone please tell me those are photoshopped

>arya never wanted to get married
>aegon gets his ginger minge

it. is. known.

That's right let's incest up the bitch.

Isildur was also a manmore, the new NK is shorter than Bran

Is Edmure the biggest cuck Lannister house nigger in Westeros?

>implying Jon isn't Arya's weakness
>implying Jon wants auburn minge

No

Friendly reminder that if Jon and/or Dany held the throne, this would reinstate Targaryen rule, despite Robert, Ned, Jon Arryn, and most of their families and friends having given their lives specifically to end Targaryen rule, and would mean that Brandon, Rickard, and Lyanna's deaths were all in vain.

Further reminder that the only sensible ruler to Westeros at the end of the series would be Jaime motherfucker Lannister, the most gifted diplomat, general, and leader left alive in the series, and that Jaime would likely end feudalism due to having lost all of his heirs and having enough perspective and moral growth to realize the futility of feudal rule.

Jaime warding Sweetrobin and raising him to be an adequate successor when?

>Marries cute girl
>Forced to have sex with her repeatedly so she produces an heir
That's like the opposite of cuckoldry.

So despite being the most fuckable man in Westeros, Jaime only fucks his sister?

Is he as autistic as Nik?

what the fuck you said about my you little shit, im the biggest fish on the school

Kraken vs Dragon?
Giant vs WW one on one?

He's got the most dreaded disease known to man, oneitis.

Almost guaranteed to get you cucked

damn, look at those T H I C C arms daeniggerys got

>having given their lives specifically to end Targaryen rule
Eh most of them gave their lives for entirely unreleated reasons. Ned fucking died because he was contesting the legitimacy of the Joffrey's right to rule. He would have argued that Dany had more of a right to the throne than any bastard borne of incest.

>married to someone who knew about the Red Wedding plan

Eds tainted his whole line. Not sure if the show made it different but book Ros apparently was crying during their marriage fuck cause she knew Robb was getting guttes in the other castle.

What if Daemon was successful in claiming a crown?

Can anyone else pinpoint the exact moment they knew the show was fucked forever?

She's prepping for winter and pregnancy.

Loaded up with fertility drugs and fermented crab.

Do you have the recolonize Valaria sub mod?

>faggot son

You know what to do

hes her weakness cuz she loves him

shes the warrior, sansa is the queen, its got DABID written all over it

When Selmy took down an unrealistic number of assailants before being defeated?

the golden company are gonna be based aren't they

No, how is it? I kind of assumed it would be almost as flavorless as colonizing Sothroyos or anything else
Daemon migration games are FUN

And that love will manifest in glorious wincest, just like George always wanted

Sansa'll be Queen in the North at best "in her own right", not by Jon's side. j*nsa's not DABID at all.

They'll have like one scene of being cool before they a) are assfucked by the Dothraki or b) defect to Dany for some bullshit contrived reason

They will amount to nothing because Cersei's entire plotline now is to act big and bad and scheming then have all of her plans ruined.

If Lannisters were hung they wouldn't have to fuck whores, siblings and cousins.

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I have no idea what type of magic the Night King possesses besides regular necromancy and creating ice warriors.
Sauron himself was known to have necromancy powers as well (dead marshes) was caused by him, so even if it was an army battle instead of a 1v1, I don't think the night king could control his own army.

Caraxes let Daemon the Faggot ride him, so fuck that retarded dragon.

Jaime actually is honorable, that's the point. All he ever wanted was to be like Dayne or Selmy.

>honorable
>fucks the king's wife while being kingsguard

Hey Aemond

Psshh, almost any. Just cut off his ring finger and he's fucked lmao

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The Night King is like the archetypal evil overlord. He's got massive armies of undead warriors. He has a headquarters made of ice. And, he did... you know, he did all of those... things. And... And what exactly? Do tell me, because throughout the entire 2000-hour run of the HBO series, I couldn't find a single reason why everyone demonized The Night's King like he was Trump at a college campus.

Because he's going to kill everyone? Is that not a good enough reason?

They were pancake size, but inverted

THE CONSUL GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR.
SON OF VENUS.
IMPERATOR OF THE GALLIC LEGIONS.

The only people we've seen him kill are invaders from the South. Are you denying his right to sovereignty?

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Uhh, he just goes by Mance now. You know, the King Beyond the Wall?

Didn't Daemon fuck Nettles?

He kind of kills every living human being he comes into contact with.

Even Hitler didn't do that.

There is only one true dragon that matters

Hardhome.

He's only ever killed trespassers. Who do you think REALLY built The Wall? Humans or the literally magic guy who can control ice and make things freeze.

>dark eyebrows

That's the only thing you notice?

>implying that the reveal won't make Dany even thirstier.

CORN?

the ROME thread is 1 page down that way, friend.

>tfw she keeps autistically insisting on calling him Aegon even though no one else does

What did he mean by this?

What's your take on this user