The news is boring today, Sup Forums. do your meme magic thingy again

the news is boring today, Sup Forums. do your meme magic thingy again

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It is boring today

Um, a natural disaster will kill 10,000 nigs today

A veritable drop in the ocean of shit.
At killcount of at least 1 milion is needed to make it even noteworthy.

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meme magic is a process of sowing and reaping

we can sow today and reap another day possibly weeks from now

but also we may reap today what we have sowed weeks ago

may kek bless us with bountiful harvest ;)

You absolute madman

dubs say canada on fire

Hillary will shart on stage

Race war soon

I'd like to see her go into full seizure mode, foaming at the mouth and pissing and shitting all over the place.

Le ebin maymay magic! XDXDXDXD

nice, have a (you)

thanks i really appreciate it

>tfw almost never going to Sup Forums anymore since no happenings

> Earthquake USA

Engage with your life, don't look to external factors to entertain you, it is the road to cuckdom and depression.

Let's have a chimp out involving muslims, somewhere unexpected that requires RIOT cops and tear gas. Some burning cars and broken windows.

Some minor near-happenings in France. "Islamist" inmates at a prison near Paris slashed the throat of a guard and stabbed another before being subdued, but nobody died.

Gas canisters were found in a car near Notre Dame cathedral, but it's not clear if that was a prank/false alarm or attempted terrorism. It's the top story on Le Parisien right now:

leparisien.fr/faits-divers/paris-decouverte-d-une-voiture-contenant-six-bonbonnes-de-gaz-un-couple-en-garde-a-vue-07-09-2016-6100997.php

Pic is a sketch from the trial of Bilal Taghi for supporting terrorism. He was one of the inmates involved in the attack at the prison in Osny.

I pick something crazy in hmmmm... Let's say, China to happen. Within the next twelve hours.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
REEEEEEEEEEE

NO SORROW FOR SOROS

If this post is dubs, clinton goes into a critical condition and remains on life support.

If doubles, Obama is stung by a bee.

And by this, I mean China's "9-11."

>NUKES START RAINING!

>A broken clock is right twice a day

If singles, nothing exciting will happen today, but tomorrow will be meme madness.

Ain't no party like a Keith Vaz party

Everything you believe is a lie.

Terrorist attack in france.

DONALD TRUMP WINNING EVERY PROJECTION POLL IN A LANDSLIDE!

Something embarrassing will happen to a world leader involving eggs.

something big will happen this month believe me also PRAISE KEK

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>You will be in an accident involving a screen door... and a randy-man.

Happening in Munich. Kek wills it

>tfw no happenings

If triples today will be happening...

FUCK YOU 4 REEEEEEEEEEEEE

uhhh i dont know if it works like that but hey i don't question KEK
BE PRAISED

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

praise kek

IS THAT SUM KRABIT???

The last 2 digits of my post is the number of days before the next happening

KEK WILLS IT

>off by 1

Why hast thou forsaken me kek?

May Clinton have a stroke live on stage when debating Trump.

november 11 2016 confirmed

>11/11/16
SO BE IT

Does meme magic really exist? Honestly, praising a fucking frog doesn't have any sense.

Uhhhm, a French prison guard nearly got decapitated by the inmates and they just found a car in Paris that was filled with gas bottles

2016 has proven beyond any reasonable doubt that meme magic is real.

I used to think that too.

But over time, i've seen some shit.

Stick arround and you might see some too.

Trump will win

FRexit will happen

Been quiet for the past few months, calm before the storm hopefully.

Sup Forums will die. Soon.

yo yo hol up

don't you know we wuz anonymous

yo yo hol up

don't you know we wuz AI

yo yo hol up

don't you know we wuz aliens?

kek times 3 equals meme magic i think

do it now peepee

What?

Isn't that just called Chicago?

What?

Look as a servant of Kek, i dont normally do this. But expect some huge happenings today. He has told me this

What?

why I feel like a fool now

What?

What?

fug was this mean :DDD

Hilary to be hospitalized for a sever diaper rash infection

For a quick lols moment I heard on BBC radio1 yesterday, after they arrested the BLM group at the airport they stated they were protesting because air pollution caused by the planes is effecting people of colour more! Pissed myself laughing, also I'm gradually redpilling my Mrs more and more she used to be a complete liberal thinker but now she sees the light! Hail Kek everyone, good day ;)

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Why don't we troll sHillary voters with "Hey take the blue-pill since Hillary and democrats have the color of blue, while we tell republicans must take the redpill since the color of them are red."

When people then starts twittering and texting that they take their respective pills, people will google the meaning of redpill and bluepill and understand our cause a bit better.

Just a thought, excuse for shitty english.

Rolling for religion of peace happening in England