Horrible Amazing Posters

I have a weird love/hate fascination with certain movie posters- specifically ones where the main/titular character is striking some coy/funny/impish pose, smirking at the viewer with the other characters react around him her. Like its some kind of Uncanny Valley of human interaction; we understand the relationships even though relationships never look like that.

Another one

lmao that's too funny

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obligatory

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J U S T

Have you ever purchased one?

Never. But I can't not stare at them when I see them. The shear awfulness is mesmerizing. Like a /rekt/ thread.

What the fuck was he thinking?

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There's a part where it looks like they're fucking or something and I remember sexual feelings about it.

This one's really good.

Time to open my folder. It's titled "Shitposters".

What the fuck

Posting the superior Ernest poster

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how would you control a deaf mute?

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>the weak should fear the strong

>different time

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this is beyond shit. holy fuck

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you'd think jeremy piven could shell out a few more shekels and get someone other than the intern to make the poster

>That name placement.

That's just scraping the surface

I always knew Firth would look good blonde.

Wait . . . how is Kevin Hart not on that poster?

>One of the funniest movies ever- Larry King

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I am staring in awe and fascination at the worst fucking movie poster ever created.

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jesus. why do these black people do the same shit non stop. i mean didnt he even make a tv show otu of this? and 6 movies?

we get it bro are we there yet. so catchy

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I wonder how many preteen boys ever rented this thinking it was some sort of erotic horror wrestling movie

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Jesus Christ

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That's Dogert. He's a staple of these threads.

What is with her head?

>leaning on a horse

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kek, I was about to start using it as a reaction pic too

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cheri is a cunt. glad

good god her thigh game is on point in that skirt

I forgot I saw this. I think it was implied at one point that Bruce Willis buttfucked Matthew Perry but thats literally all that I remember.

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thats sick, shes like 8

Gross

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you made this one up

saw this in theater. i thought it was better than most jew comedies.7/10

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post-sasso

Sadly the poster might actually be the best thing about this movie

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It had its moments

Imagine being 18 having no idea these movies actually existed.

These would have to seem like fake movies.

>tfw i actually saw this movie on dvd

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Why does this look so weird

that poster is creepy as fuck, I even used it as an album cover for my first black metal album

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perry is 9 yards tall

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Sounds like a porno.

Doesn't even have to open the door to walk out on his kids. Impressive

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imagine every horse was this big and their asses were staring you in the face all the time

can you post the other movie with this dog on it? I forget the movie. I think malin ackerman was in it

the more I look at this the worse it gets

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I liked the dwarf

OH GOD WHY DOES THIS STIR FEELINGS IN ME

You'd think if you spent thousand and thousands of dollars on making a movie you'd try to have at least a somewhat acceptable poster. Unless the whole thing was one big money laundering operation.

this movie rules

Are there other posters with this dog, besides the "heavy petting" one?

They were all seven what?

They were all seven years old. You must be foreign to english, I'm sorry.

Ugh, if they were all seven years old then they'd state that.

You would think they would go for the minimal approach if they have no budget on these things. Why the fuck do these exist?

that fucking dog in the middle

so much going on

its truly horrible

Why I do believe it is time for some true kino

jesus

it's like they wanted people to stay away

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goat.

he's stoned

kek