Brit/pol/ - PMQs edition

>PMQs
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006nldz

>Today's Papers 7/9/16
sli.mg/a/G2BtS7

>Britain to build the Great Wall of Calais
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/

>Brexit offers Britain a 'tremendous opportunity', Australian minister says
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-offers-britain-a-tremendous-opportunity-australian-minister-says-a3337781.html

>Calais refugees in race from Jungle to Britain before camp is bulldozed
express.co.uk/news/world/707920/Calais-refugees-race-Jungle-Britain-camp-bulldozed-world-news

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

>UK to explore free trade deal with Australia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>Grammar school ban could end, government memo lets slip
theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/06/grammar-school-ban-could-end-government-memo-reveals

>Labour backbenchers turn on Keith Vaz, as scandal-hit MP's seat on party's ruling body remains in doubt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/labour-backbenchers-turn-on-keith-vaz-as-scandal-hit-mps-seat-on/

>6 days until the new fiver
thenewfiver.co.uk/

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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Corbyn mentioned Karen

HE IS MAKING ANIME REAL

There's a housing crisis because we let in too many people it's not hard to figure out

CORBYN
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Based May using Corbyn's twitter against him

UPSKIRT ACHIEVED

2ND FOR WHO IS WHITE DRESS WAIFU?

Who's the qt in the white dress?

>twitter bants

kek

ONE PARTY CONSERVATIVE GOVERMENT FOREVER

Gas all animecucks

nth for Diane Abbott's jowls

CORBYN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HOLY SHIT THE BANTZZ

>i got a letter from karen

who /don't know/ here?

My sides left the solar system.

Rewind and screenshot it fag

The bun

TRAIN BANTZ
HOLY SHIT CORBYN BTFO

So if China attacked Hong Kong NATO wouldn't help us?

I thought it was an ALLIANCE not some gay nerd textbook shit where if your willy isn't above a certain point they won't cheeky bum bum.

Jesus H. Christ May.

Back to Sup Forums, Judyfag.

I know who should be PM

May's banter isn't quite as good as cucky Cameron's but she's getting there.

I'm watching telly
Webm later

Hey faggots.

HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ

wew

LAUGHING STOCK

HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ

May doesn't give a fuck right now kek
Surprised she hasn't told corbyn to suck her dick

Jesus christ this banter.

CORBYN GETTING SMASHED

Mistress May is fucking brutal to Corbyn.

based!

God Bless, user

Loyalist Scots are based.

oi oi

Why didn't she wait until a question on trains was brought up to bring out that, it was just a non-sequitur after muh houses.

She's good but will anybody be able to be as banterous as Cameron?

Corbyn is a fucking mess.

He just can't bant back.

CORBYN ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH.

meant for fucking kill me

I think the commonwealth would've involved itself, depending on if the spring links attacked Hong Kong

Flashman could only be beaten by Farage and possibly Boris

May coming strong though

>Wearing a short skirt on a Wednesday when you are directly behind the PM

May's chain is /fa/ af
W2c?

To be fair that isn't his style, certainly hurts him as a politician though.

Fucking Corbyn.

Look at those greasy messy SNP look on. Filthy absolutely disgusting. They need to put on a proper suit and do a decent days work.

Short skirts paraliament confirmed.

May is turning the HoC into a grammar school

sauce?

Agreed

>the problems are of course that it both disincentives working, and leads to massive inflation

That's some economic illiteracy right there mate.

Universal basic income doesn't lead to inflation because that income you're handing out comes from the increased overall productivity of the economy which is the result of automation. This has nothing to do with monetary supply. Do you even classical dichotomy?

On work incentives, universal basic income is going to increase reservation wage i.e.the minimum wage at which workers substitute leisure with work. Given the dwindling number of jobs available under automation, and the relative pointlessness of some jobs, there really is no reason to incentive working. The prospect of earning more than UBI is enough of an incentive in itself.

UBI is essentially a matter of income distribution. In terms of Solow model-style analysis the implication of automation is a massive increase in capital's share of income (rental rate of capital) over labour's share (real wage). In a democracy most people would probably vote to keep that share as constant as possible over time. UBI is but a small way to try to do that and it is, quite honestly, insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

COMMIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Comrade Corbyn can't handle the fucking banter.

Commies blown the fuck out.

who is this?

Loyal til I die.

I

>These weak hear hears after Corbyn speaks

SNP does have shit tier women. WTF is going on with this bitches hairline?

>Giving a fuck about refuges in the first place

Corbyn stop. You fell for the wage gap meme already, but now it's just pathetic.

>the absolute state of the labour party

>WOAH CORBYN BTFO

yeah so glad our politicians just shit fling at each other and never actually have a discourse on anything

I wonder whether the SNP searched for the ugliest cunts possible to be their MPs. There's also that greasy pleb with the pontytail who thinks he's Braveheart

Someone needs to draw a cartoon with 180 knives in his back because that's all I'm seeing right now

>Implying it isn't all for show anyway

May's bants are a bit awkwardly delivered and sort of come out of nowhere

IT'S HER

Lucy Frazer

She's an alien.

LUCY FRAZER
OUR GIRL

Why be a pleb and care then

>t. Corbyndu can't handle the bants

That's why they're great
It's like watching your nan stick it on your teacher

Yeah, Cameron used to finish on them well, really put the nail in the coffin

THIS

Pretty much all SNP cucks think they are braveheart. They're living in a fucking fantasy land.

She's literally named Ahmed

Decent looking enough for an MP I guess

Why does this MP think that the government ought to help children overcome existential crises?

Oh shit was that a chinaman?

SHE STANDS

Watch the commons outside of PMQs m8

she's trying to be cameron, it doesn't suit her

M8, how can you make the baseline of income without effort £2500 instead of £0, and not expect the price of something that was once £2500 to become £5000?

>SNP
Here we go

LMAO

How long do you think it'll take the SNP to completely humiliate themselves and cause a national embarassment by only talking about
> The people of Scotland...
> muh 65%
> The SNP have a duty to the people of Scotland to [x]
> in Scotland we [x]
>The mandate for Scotland by the Scottish people is clear
> In Scotland we have a saying that [x]
> Scotland did not vote to leave EU and should not be force out against the Scottish peoples wants
These will be the questions regardless of anything that is being discussed.

Lucy the whore

OY VEY

Brit/pol/ bingo when?

HERE WE GO LADS

no criticism of upskirt Lucy please

rude

...

True, but unlike the commie she actually bants, she'll probably get better at it with practice.

This
She's a rowdy grandmother

Already happening

>angus robertson will never fuck off