What's the sentence for wanting to bone a Judge?

What's the sentence for wanting to bone a Judge?

first offender, no priors? 180 days in the iso-cube.

it becomes EXPONENTIALLY WORSE after that.

>get sentenced to six months in the cubes
>six months later they open the door
>the walls are completely covered in scribbles of genitalia and Judge helmets and user is sitting in a pile of his own filth crying
>they close the door and move on

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You have to wonder how many people Anderson has busted on that technicality.

I assume the same sort of "medical treatment" that one gay guy got in "Tough Love"

I'd wonder the technicalities of Anderson's bust, if you catch my drift.

>puffy vulva

p-pls Judge, my one weakness...

>hey did Dredd just run over a really low resolution Red Bull can?
>yeah I guess he did

but why

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holy shit

Iso-cube for you, Titan penal colony or Long Walk for the Judge.

If nonconsensual, iso-cube and chemical castration for you.

How do you explain consensual wanting to bone a judge?

Psi Div judge putting images into a citizen's head?

I'll just say it was the tricks of some mutant trying to stir a sexual revolt in the city. They can't punish me if it was mind control

Six months IIRC. If it continues longer terms and potential aversion therapy.

>IIRC
There's a comic about this, isn't there? Because I'd be very surprised if there wasn't.

There are a few. One where they bust a fetish club in judge outfits, one where a guy crushes on Dredd and gets himself caught repeatedly (he has like erotomania - belief they are in love with each other).

*At the same time* this looks like one of the easier ways judges break the rules and get away with it. It's not common, but we have had more than a few judges who ended up sleeping around, with each other or with regular partners. Judge Giant is probably the most notable example.

I think it's a thing Justice Dept. will look the other way on if it doesn't compromise your performance and unless you force them not to.

>One where they bust a fetish club in judge outfits,
Did you say storytime?

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I like the story with the old tired judge that was sloppy and in a secret relationship and was pulling off one big heist to run away.

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>one where a guy crushes on Dredd and gets himself caught repeatedly (he has like erotomania - belief they are in love with each other).
Wasn't that a chick? Or did they do the same story again with a guy?

She appeared twice I think.

That would be "Love Story", with Bella Bagley, which actually got not just one but two sequels. The previous user is talking about "Tough Love", a much later Megazine story.
So let's read both!

>plebs: Anderson
>people of outstanding taste and opinion: Hershey
>fucking hipsters: DeMarco

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There's probably a moral here.

Was talking about the actual act of boning a Judge. Judges arent generally allowed to mingle with civilians so Judges who actually fall in love are considered rogue Judges.

And a few years later...

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>Starring: Urb Karlan
These things never not make me giggle.

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This page.

Well... shit.

wait they punish the judge if its consensual? I didnt realize mega city one had a proscribed caste system that dictated who could fuck who under what circumstances.

>go to sleep
>wake up
>my clever lewd thread has attracted Judge user storytimes

Now rate the quality of their actual stories.

Judges in Mega-City One are not allowed any kind of relationships. So a judge who is found having one will be either sent to reeducation, kicked out of the force or sent to Titan if the relationship involved some other kind of crime.

Judges are celibate.

>Dredd is a virgin

Now I don't feel so bad about myself.

>I Can Fap To This
Early Anderson-centric Dredd
Psi Division
Hershey-centric Dredd

>I'll Jerk To It In A Pinch
DeMarco

>I Can't Fap To This, I'm Sorry Please Take It Away
Buzzcut/undercut old lady Anderson

damn...is there like... retirement for a judge that puts them into civilian life rather than the long walk?

No.

Either teach or walk.

What do you think the chances are of a lifelong Judge successfully entering civilian life?

Basically zero.

Ha.

Its one of the rules of being a Judge. No personal life outside of being a Judge allowed. Law is the only thing Judge should care about.

>No personal life outside of being a Judge allowed
That's not exactly true. See Dredd and Vienna. But no partner, no kids, etc.

>tfw you will never be sentenced to thirty years in the chair

Only way you can get back to civilian life from the Judge system is if you fail your assessment and never get promoted to a real Judge. If you graduate, then you dedicate your life to the Law. Judges and W40K Space Marines have many things in common.

There was one case: in "The Edgar Case" there was a judge who retired and formed a private security company under something called the "Justice in the Community" program. Definitely an exception, but it's the only case I can recall of a judge retiring quietly and without scandal. Then it turned out the guy in question had been a part of an illegal murdersquad of vigilante judges. And then he tried to kill Dredd before he could find out.

>Dredd
>personal life

Vienne is Rico's daughter. Dredd checks in on her occasionally.

It's honestly kind of weird that there's so little in the way of weird fetish pictures and stuff for a comic that's been going for so many years, with a setting that outright explicitly includes half the stuff people would be drawing anyway.

Are the artists afraid of the LAW?

Do remember that Dredd is still a relatively obscure british comic, despite the great work done by Rebellion and co in raising awareness of it. Odds are most artists don't even know it exists, or have a barely passing knowledge of it.

I guess. I just figure on the Internet- where most weird porn is made- Dredd seems to be a pretty well-known thing, even if only through I AM THE LAW meme-ry.

Plus it's also had two film adaptions. That's more than you can say for other 2000 AD stuff or really lots of comics and other media types in general that have way more people whipping out their dicks and drawing lewds.

The films would definitely be your best bet for that, but the first one is seen as a joke and the second one remains a cult classic. Although I have seen a handful of pics crop out after the latter.
That reminds me, the ongoing Dreddverse Anderson strip on the Megazine is gonna get collected in two american-sized floppies, like the previous series. So keep an eye out for that!

>Although I have seen a handful of pics crop out after the latter.
I don't like them, maybe because so many of them are drawn up all hyperrealistic and shit. Thirlby Anderson is not for sexual.

If I recall, I believe its to prevent there being dynasties of judges

And to prevent conflict of interests. Duty is to the law after all

>forums

Is there internet on Judge Dredd world ?

They have telescreens and terminals so I'll guess yeah? Probably censored to hell and back, though.

>elite hacker known as "4SHAM" blowing up H-wagon.gif

Would meme magic fall on the category of not authorized religion then ?

pls respond judge user

The only meme magic is the Law creep.

What's the minimum sentence for trading rare Pepes?

Very likely, in the sense that it's an unauthorized use of magic to subtly affect the world. So anyone trying to do meme magic, especially at the scale necessary to make it work, will most likely end up being visited by their friendly neighborhood psi-judge. Lucky them.

Is there AUTHORIZED use of magic?

Will they arrest ten million people for posting green frogs with bob cuts photoshopped on when the next judicial election rolls around? Are psi abilities counted as magic? Is there a Majyyk Div who constantly breaks their computers and sends them to Tek Div while complaining about how useless they are compared to incantations and spellslinging?

I have many questions.

I remember a story where the judges pull out a lot of things from the ass of a magician.

There's authorised use of magic, yeah. Psi-Div has a subdivision for it. And there are Exorcist Judges.

>judicial election

Fuck, what was his name? The Great Arseholio?

>"election"

I dont think religion fall under the category of magic in Dredd World, I mean there are vampires and werewolves.

>Is there AUTHORIZED use of magic?
Yes. Justice Dept. has a (rarely used) occult and supernatural division that handles straight-up magic shit. They also have an Exorcist Division, while we're at it. Psi abilities don't count as magic but there's a fair bit of overlap.
As for the arrest thing, there actually aren't judicial elections, save two exceptional cases. And even those were restricted to judges only. Citizens are only allowed to vote for mayor, which is a show position anyway.

The Great Arsoli.

>those fucking helmets
holy shit what

what is it with all these extra divisions and their ridiculous outfits

#imstillwithher

>which is a show position anyway.
>implying Dave wasn't the best fucking mayor they ever had

>#imstillwithher
man i hope that's a joke or you just went like five notches down my cool list

Devlin Waugh, man. The Vatican has a gay upper-class British occultist AND occult investigator vampire in 2000AD land.

Most of it is because it took them a while to really nail the uniforms of a lot of these sub-divisions, and even then you still have artists putting their own unique spin on them. SJS, for instance, flip-flopped between looking like regular judges with skulls on their helmets to the shoulderpad-less big badge look up until the 90s.

This add more question about the religion in Dredd world, do they use the holy water and read the bible or what ?

>that story where he goes to the Bahamas to fight aquatic vampires
>people there fish vampires like nothing

Gotta love that.

They use the tools for the job at hand, man

I am always with her. Hershey.

Religion in Dredd has basically morphed into a parody of itself, with IIRC a few thousand state-recognized religions and the primary one being the Church of Grud and Jovis which is just biblical stuff reworked to fit the agenda of those in power.

There's a short comic where Anderson goes into the Undercity and there's an old church from when it was NYC which is pretty cool and very pretty. There's also another comic with actual Christians whom the Judges basically kick the shit out of.

Pretty much. We've never seen a complete exorcism before, but the one we did see involved a lot of cross-waving and shouting.

Yeah, Alan Grant is basically the only one who ever really explored that side of things.

Also, gonna storytime the Undercity one because hell yeah it's pretty.

>examiner is an old lady with white hair
>has the old-school round-eye Judge helmet instead of Dredd's angular one
That's a pretty neat touch.

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