Pettan pettan tsurupettan

pettan pettan tsurupettan

wtf happened, she at least had a semblance of feminine body in ex machina

Best Lara.

>she at least had a semblance of feminine body in ex machina
where?

my penis is very hard

U LIKE BOIS

I remember reading that they were just going to use the actress that they mocapped from in the actual reboots? What happened there?

Say what you want about the new games, but reboot Lara is a fucking minx.

literally the perfect face and body

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>DUDE AWKWARD ANGLES AND PHOTOSHOP xD

Shes still hotter and miles classier than your "thicc" smelly fatties that you worship

go to bed faggenber

>that 4,000,000head

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She was cute as fuck in man from uncle

>if you don't like this shapeless piece of shit that means you only like thicc fatties

was she the uncle?

Germanic people normally have larger craniums and foreheads. Look at your average native from Belgium compared a native from The Congo.

I think she's extremely hot with her new fit physique. You can call me faggot if you want but I still want to stick my penis on vagina and cum inside deep to have children procreated by me, so I know I'm not gay. Not all the sexual desire for a woman is tits.

whoa...so this is the power...of white women......

This is the perfect body.

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fridgekino

N-NANI?! PETANNKO RARA KUROFTU??

ur gay son

you gotta giver her credit those little san pellegrinos are tasty af

Push Up Bra

Actually I remember hearing somewhere that she's wearing a padded bra. Like an overly padded bra.

True, there is nothing to push up.

DID SOMEBODY SAY FRIDGE?!

we need more estrogen in the water supply

What the fuck. Is this what passes as a woman nowadays?

Fridge gets thrown around a lot here, but holy shit sempai

if you like 12 year old boys

fucking kek

>A girl can literally look like a guy and still get the D
>Meanwhile since I'm not Chad I'll never get any pussy
This is just getting ridiculous.

Would fuck her little body so hard.

Thats a body double you fucking mongoloid.

>Film uses CGI to make a tranny look more passable
>They still can't make "her" look 100% female
Absolutely hilarious.

Why is Vikander so swarthy for being a Swede? Is she part mongrel/arab/black?

A fucking plank
Very lovecraftesque physique

I think youre confused, because youre bombarded daily with images of Armenian whores with implants in their breasts and asses and hip surgeries.

Alicia Vikander is an extremely beautiful sticc and she is supposed to look girlish

Where do you think you are?

I'm a guy and look more fucking feminine then she does. No, scratch that. I could literally put on a fucking wig and trick people into thinking that I'm Alicia Vilkandurr.

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I don't think I'm physically capable of fucking someone with Vikander's body type -- as in I wouldn't be able to get it up.

it is a mystery. we don't know either, she's a quarter finnish so you'd expect some mongol features instead.