So

So...

DRUMPF

Why does everyone hate donald trump jokes? We can't have a little fun with the president anymore? I actually enjoy them, they are pretty bold and clever.

Waiting for Based Frogfu to appear

>Why does everyone hate donald drumpf jokes?
FTFY

Our raitings...
>audience still chattering, beginning to quiet
our raitings are tied for the lowest ever...
>light laughter
and it's the fifth year of consecutive decline!
>laughter grows more boisterous, some claps and cheers peppered in
But we don't do this show for the raitings, we do it for the shows!
>loud cheering and whistling
Also which no one watches!
>the first ejaculate begins to rain

BLURMF

Guess who is on Colbert's show tonight!

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

why does he trigger you fags so much?

How much of his time did he dedicate to danard blampf?

I used to watch Colbert Report all though the Bush and Obama years he had the show. I watched his CBS show often.

Ever since the election and Trump presidency, it's gotten fucking dumb. I didn't even vote for the orange orangutan and even I am sick of how lame his low hanging fruit two minutes hate on Trump has gotten.

I'm watching HIllary on his show tonight curious how cringey it gets and how much he sucks her dick.

op here

there was at least two minutes hate

eventually

I like donald trump jokes that are funny, Conan O'Brien has a good thing going with the Trump and Obama phonecalls.

Colbert is obviously a soulless husk of a man who gets paid to take the side of literally anyone who goes against Trump to the point of defending Kim Jong Un, it's ridiculous.

These snowflakes are the most delicate snowflakes that can be found on earth. Behold!

FRUMP

...

Everything that could have gone wrong with that guy's body has

>muh russia

haha they are pussies just like us XD

She's blamed misogyny, comey, and russia so far and colbert is just stirring the pot.

What a sick delusional old cunt.

bye bye drumpfies

good post

Can someone explain to me how Russia supposedly influenced the election?

>So
>*smiles smugly*
>*raises eybrow*
>Drumpfie
>*audience laughs into their sleeves*
>I mean come on
>*audience starts to howl in big gales of stupid laughter*
>*Colbert rips off his his clothes as his face turns red*
>DUUUHNOLD GRUMPF
>*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*
>WE CAN'T LET THIS GUY HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES
>*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon manhattan*
>*millions have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds*
>HE HAD TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
>*fleshy tendrails sprout from Colbert's back as his face begins to swell*
>*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*
>AND ITS TIME TO IMPEACH
>*ascends to the astral plane*
>*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*
>DUMOLG HRUMPFFFHHH IS A LITERAL HITLER
>*sentences humanity to 1000 generations of subjugation to the dark powers*

DRUMPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF FLOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMFFFF BRA BRAB BRAPY

BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP STINKY POO POO IN MY SHOE shite

MY LEGS ARE PROSTEHTIC BUT LEAST MY FEET ARE STILL REAL HAHAHAHA FAG

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA SNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEED

He really wants to fuck her huh?

I expected it to be worse.

It's fine to poke fun of the president. But some of these hacks take it too far.

It's a conspiracy theory that the american media had to basically drop after a while and find another tactic because there was seriously 0 evidence and no one cared

...

Controlled opposition

>no one cared
Yeah none of the retards on Sup Forums, back in the real world people do. You guys would be less of a joke if you left your hugbox occasionally and educated yourselves. But then again what's the point, stupid is as stupid does.

It's funny how they get better as you go down the list

GRUNOLD GLOMPF

Because many of us used to enjoy his show and even trust him, in a way. It's fucked up, but Sup Forums's demographic grew up with only two trusted news sources, this guy and Jon Stewart. Fucking liberal comedians. When it became obvious they were just pieces of the same machine, resentment grew. When he became the voice of the machine resentment became disgust

Oh you care so much do you? What's the evidence then?

Also fuck you I don't go on Sup Forums

No I don't care at all, believe whatever stupid shit you wanna believe. It doesn't matter at all. Reality remains unchanged regardless of the nonsense that bounces around in your head.

>impotent man complains
ok?

...

The best part, people that believe in Muh Russia are hard atheists that demand 100% evidence for the existence of God.

But i don't even know how it's a conspiracy theory, like i could explain JFK theories to people but i can't explain this russia shit.

JFK
>People think the president was set up to be killed and there were multiple shooters.

Russia 2016
>Vladimir Putin didn't like Hillary so somehow he convinced voters to vote for Trump

If that was even true that would be like blaming a crazy man yelling from the rooftops for her loss.

Explain.

this user speaks the truth. dubs confirm.

it's a conspiracy theory that dog damn CNN happens to side with. need I say more?

Russia is code for Sup Forums. they don't want to admit they got BTFO by neets with meme folders

What are you talking about? I claimed that the media promoted this conspiracy theory and that most people have forgot about it. You insulted me and when I asked you for evidence you just insulted me again.

So I believe in 'stupid shit' because I think there is NO EVIDENCE that Russia somehow influenced the election. Did Putin want Trump to get in to office? Absolutely. Hillary would have fucked Russia more than America already is.

mfw Hillary is complaining to Colbert that Putin is guilty of manspreading

>muh tiny dicked commie chink hero!
absolutely embarrassing

Emily Jean is amazing

ridicule and poking fun are different. Lefty jokes are incredibly mean spirited and often based off of incorrect conclusions.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE
I miss the good old days Sup Forums. I want to go back.

Because they're boring, hacky, and extremely predictable. There's absolutely nothing bold or clever about calling trump a cheeto, a fascist, an idiot for the millionth time, and it's even more annoying when you have some idiot smirking acting like he's the first person brave enough to regurgitate the same shitty old jokes every night.

If Trump ordered the CIA to whack Colbert, what do you think the fallout would be?

>Frogfu only gets 5 minutes
Fuck that scoop guy

Not a whole lot, trump might be a little upset about being reminded of who really runs the US and how hes nothing but a clownprince.

HA HA!
Dangly bits!

IT WAS HER TURN !

>the year 2089
>Colbert is dying in a hospital bed
>his family is gathered around him
>he opens his mouth "son, i..."
>"yes dad"
>"son..."
>
>"so what's your opinion on Donald Trump"
>makes that shitty neutral expression interview face and then dies

The Trump/Obama calls are terrible. Literally made to fellate Obama

was it kino?

Because white """people"""" are overly sensitive and chimp out whenever somebody mocks their moronic president

>grew up with only two trusted news sources, this guy and Jon Stewart
kys

I'll take the kino!

>alt right containment thread
Reminder to please confine all autistic alt right bullshit to this thread to avoid contaminating the rest of the board with your retardation. Thanks for your cooperation!

I'm not even alt-right, but now I'm going to pretend that I am in other threads.

Can someone post some classic colbert? Feeling nostalgic

Simpletons saw it for Hillary and Colbert
Intellects saw it for Emma Stone

The Emmy awards had higher ratings than last year and Colbert and other comedians have better ratings ever since Trump got into office so wtf are you even talking about?

weak bait

this

Making fun of the president, while pushing the chosen narrative of the establishment kind of defeats the purpose of making fun of the president

also this

underrated post

Wait.. which is the one that starred as the female lead in the overrated bullshit narrative about the battle of the sexes?

Sever lacking of:

>'The Virgin President'
>Zionist puppet

>THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER
>A truly independent leader. Zionists HATE him!