Get first reply in thread

>get first reply in thread
>someone fpbp’s you

Never happened to me

Anybody know a movie I'm looking for? There's this mom with two sons and one of them is a dick. In the end she lets him fall to his death.

that's because your posts are shit, unlike this spbp

fuck off

donkey brains poster

Home Alone 2

>quote rlm verbatim
>some sperg calls me out
>"Who is rlm?"

Oh my word, what a feel!!!

who is rlm?

kys my man

my life

Holy hell I think I watched the same thing, but I don't remember it either.
I just remember a mom, two brothers fighting on a cliff above an ocean and one of them falls to his death.

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>post inflammatory opinions designed to out redditors
>the reddit fedoras get pissed

It's called The Good Son you dumb toddlers

Why's he made of lead?

fpwp
first post worst post

Someone has to be in charge of lead, so he became the lead.

Is there any surer sign of a redditor than "fpbp?"

The only surer sign I can think of is the guy who comes in a thread and starts accusing people of being reddit for no good reason

>get dubs in a thread
>someone tries to redub you but gets singles

>make effortpost
>actually get (yous)

fpbp is the most reddit shit ever

basically equivalent of top upvoted post

>2017
>replying to the wrong comment

>2017
>still not killing yourself yet
Normie as fuck