Brit/pol/ - The Great Wall of Calais edition

>PMQs
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006nldz

>Today's Papers 7/9/16
sli.mg/a/G2BtS7

>Britain to build the Great Wall of Calais
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776897/

>Brexit offers Britain a 'tremendous opportunity', Australian minister says
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-offers-britain-a-tremendous-opportunity-australian-minister-says-a3337781.html

>Calais refugees in race from Jungle to Britain before camp is bulldozed
express.co.uk/news/world/707920/Calais-refugees-race-Jungle-Britain-camp-bulldozed-world-news

>EU nationals living in UK 'cannot be identified'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291830

>UK to explore free trade deal with Australia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

>Grammar school ban could end, government memo lets slip
theguardian.com/education/2016/sep/06/grammar-school-ban-could-end-government-memo-reveals

>Labour backbenchers turn on Keith Vaz, as scandal-hit MP's seat on party's ruling body remains in doubt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/labour-backbenchers-turn-on-keith-vaz-as-scandal-hit-mps-seat-on/

>6 days until the new fiver
thenewfiver.co.uk/

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Second for soft Brexit and single market membership.

Louis' dad did nothing wrong.

Tog always wins.

Lads, has Duerte killed off the Filipino poster that used to make threads?

First for uncontrollable population growth from primarily third world births.

Third for defeatist cucks.

He was a bit of a sperg with his delivery but the message was right.

>Grammar school ban
What is that ?

>new £5 note is plastic
for fucks sake I didn't ask for this

Duerte is the Filipino poster.

In Duerte we trust.

Morning lads.

Are britbongs secretly black?

11th for realism.

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WHEN WILL PMQS GET ON BBC PARLIAMENT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>sperging out like a big gay baby
>nothing wrong
"How can I help my retarded son who has anxiety?"
"I know I will have a massive spaz attack, kick his door down and make his Mother cry"
"That will get him motivated!"

top 5 qt mp

Why of course! If the BBC says it then it must be true!

May is going to take the EU's cock and make Brexiteers watch.

You lads are going to get cucked.

Nope, Louis did nothing wrong. His dad needs to be beaten up.

Cultural Marxism REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Das rite mang

>3 posts by this ID
>conclusive opinion put forward

Pick one.

What should he have done, then?

Someone like Louis is basically a lost cause.

>circular firing squad

Maybe talk to him calmly and try to ease him out?

>how you want your history senpai?

You know it's true, lad. Stop being in denial.

You can fuck right off if you don't think that approach has been tried many a time with that pathetic faggot.

Loli onahole arriving from Japan today lads. I will finally lose my virginity.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

He should have done it calmly.

Not like this
youtu.be/q5AkBBQWZR4?t=6m11s

It sounds like he talks to his wife like that anyway, so probably a good chance his son has gone that way because of the loveless parental relationship that he has with his wife.

They seem like the ones who need to go to the Doctors. Then they can sort their son out.

Who's Louis?

Friendly reminder that the Greens are so irrelevant they had their national conference over the weekend and nobody noticed

What does Sup Forums think of these polytechnics?
>Nottingham Trent
>Manchester Met
>Kings
>Coventry

We will fund a wall, a great wall, in Calais to keep the migrants out and make Brittan Great again!

That's not really fair lad, I noticed
I just didn't give a shit

Please report how it feels after you do it

Doubt it. The way his dad melted down it's clear he's a crap father. And the mother sounds histrionic as fuck. He likely had a miserable upbringing. Fuck his parents.

No shit so he should have done what he said he was going to do before he went full retard.

>unscrew door
>ignore wife
>go in and talk
>if that fails get doctor to come out

Threatening to call the police/ambulance, threatening his wife and kicking the door in was fucking stupid.

You could say the same about the shouting and banging approach.
>HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW I'M BEHIND THIS DOOR
>I KNOW I'LL JUST SHOUT LOUDER AND KICK AT IT
The problem is the father's got his ego involved. He wants to come across strong and authoritarian to his son instead of approaching him like a normal human bean.

>He wants to come across strong and authoritarian
And he clearly isn't either, he sounds like a lisping camp middle class fuck when he shouts, who is about as intimidating as a sack of cum.

Back from work lads
I heard there was a cheeky upskirt on today's PMQs

I thought their party was just for bants and they disbanded after nobody voted for them.

>He wants to come across strong and authoritarian to his son instead of approaching him like a normal human bean.
this. no surprise the larping wannabe ubermensch on here think his dad was right

Sorry m8 I should have asked first.

You're almost right, their membership has dropped 10k since last year

I got you senpai

And so the insidious underbelly of brit/pol/ is revealed.

A bunch of pathetic autistic fucktards who blame all their problems on their parents.

They really believe that a loser like Louis isn't to blame for being a beta cuck. You are the reason the UK will never be great again. You sit at your keyboards pretending to be upstanding Britons, but you're all a disgrace to the nation.

It's sad.

His approach was shit but at some point NEETs need to make their own way.

t neet who takes advantage of their mother's weakness to waste away in their room

His father was basically acting out U.S foreign policy IRL.

>those white panties
>those thighs
hnnnnnng

Thank you user
Praise kek

Did you hear his panicked breathing?

The lad is clearly severly mentally ill, the last thing his Dad should be doing is having a full blown domestic with his Mum while he kicks his door in.

He tried that at first, his son was just such a waste of sperm he ended up losing his patience with him and his feeble enabler wife.

np m9

It's Lucy Frazer btw, she isn't much of a looker but for an MP she is ok.

If he is well enough to post on r9k he is well enough to have his dad beat his shit in

>Panicked breathing while having your door kicked in is a sign of mental illness

I think that's just a natural response to having your door kicked in

What the fuck are you people talking about.

Sure, but he'll never get off the ground with that kind of support

Sorry we can't all be emotionless psychopaths lads. I'm glad Britain is declining if it makes you lot squirm.

The queens a cunt

It's probably his only "social" outlet. And even then he gets attacked so he probably feels trapped

GET OUT

>Panties
Get out

Fuck off taig.

She looks like an ugly raisin

I highly doubt it's the first time his Dad sperged like that. The Dad actually blamed his son for him shouting at his wife whilst screaming like a child at her. They probably did this all the kids life and then wondered why the lad was fucked up.

The wife was literally only telling him to calm down and his response was
>CALM I AM CALM I'M NOT SHOUTING HE CAN'T HEAR ME YOU SEE LOUIS YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LOUIS

Fuck him

>I'm glad Britain is declining if it makes you lot squirm.

It's all coming out now :^)

Thanks for confirming

>Net 0% carbon future

What nonsense

>I'm glad Britain is declining if it makes you lot squirm.
Steady on there.

You sounds like a Labour voter, lad.

Burn in hell you Cramhnach bastard

DELETE THIS

Your country is going to be raped by isis and muslims because of your queen good luck.

>The Dad actually blamed his son for him shouting at his wife whilst screaming like a child at her.
Because it is literally the sons fault for being a shit waste that can't leave his room. His mum is feeble and enables this behaviour, I can fully understand being fucking pissed at both of them.

>I'm glad Britain is declining if it makes you lot squirm.

The queen smells like what my toilet does after a night out

U wot m8?

Fuck lads, I missed the PMQ.

REEEEE

Cant wait for isis to hit London, Give us Irish less of a job to do

Is it victim-blaming to point out that dressing like a slag and getting drunk and being by yourself late at night in the middle of a city is going to increase your likelihood of getting raped?

How is life under Duterte for a law abiding citizen?

The literal REEE gets me every time

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Still better than being a taig. Up the UVF! Dirty Republican bastards.

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE

Js we ran you all out of ireland with a few pieces of burning turf and about 100 bolt action rifles

>it's the sons fault the Dad has no self control
Fuck off.

Listen to the fucker at 6:11
youtu.be/q5AkBBQWZR4?t=6m11s
That is the voice of autism, that's not 'frustrated', that's being a weak spastic fuck and taking it out on your wife. Is this how middle class dads shout?

your back!

where have you been haven't seen you for ages

>"Are you well?"
>"I'm still alive :^)"

I love it.

I am, lad. What happened at the PMQ?

Brit here. I support the IRA. We should leave Ireland to the irish. Brits out!

>imagine living in a country this cucked

The uvf never stood a chance hahahahahh, The war isnt over and youre on the losing side Brit.

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/51l5re/any_other_leave_voters_concerned_about_may/

Is he right, lads?

Britain's colour is scarlet though. America is blue.

It's been a while

You fucking traitor.

STOP