Character has sex with a girl

>character has sex with a girl
>doesnt smell her feet

>character has sex
Relatability: zero

i do this unironically. so far around 80% of the girls that i fucked seemed pretty much ok with it post coitus, while the others are weirded out

Prefer smelling pits and pubes/anus, sorry user

>rubs my nipples, armpits play with my beard
hate it but let it go
>play with her feet
what are you some kind of weirdo?

>doesn't fuck her in the piledriver position then motorboat the creampie

>character has sex with a girl
>she's over 12

>character has sex with a 12 year old
>she doesn't step on his face or balls, nor does she pee on him

>Character has sex with a girl
>she cums

Name one absolute lovecraftian kinomathique

And no one will ever know

Asa Akira & Malena Morgan [1080p]. Quite an artistic display of lesbian analingus breaching racial boundaries.

I'm 23 and will almost certainly die a virgin. If I were to have sex, I would absolutely smell the girl's ass though.

>"go on user, take a whiff :^)"

I both hate and love memes.

Nice, is she cut or uncut? I'm Yuropoor so I prefer uncut.

>character fucks with girls feet pressed against your abdomen, feeling the strong but warm embrace of her toes curling as you enter her with firmness and purpose

>character receives blowjob
>cums

>girl
yeh nah

>characters have sex
>both cum at the same time
>disengage and fall asleep in each other's arms

In reality

>people have sex
>man cums
>woman grabs a tissue or cloth and stands there farting out cum and then wiping her cunt clean
>fall asleep on opposite sides of the bed because they're hot and sweaty from sex

>American kid is extremely rude to his parents
>they dont smack him into a coma

>character has sex with a woman
>she doesn't look like his mom

>always see guys in movies breathing in girl's scent during romantic moments
>hanging out with a girl for the first time in my pathetic life
>take a strong whiff of her hair
>she pulls away
>"Did you just sniff my hair?"

A couple of escorts I've been with doesn't allow me to lick their feet but they're okay with armpits. What gives?

""""""""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""""

Why would you do that user? How did you honestly think that was going to pan out for you?

I don't know, man. I thought it would be arousing or something.

>the virgin whiff

That's just an opportunity for you to say you can't help the fact she smells nice

>character has anal sex with a woman/
>doesn't tongue her butthole 1st

Tbf user I actually do it too, I just convince my girlfriend I'm doing it jokingly... Never try that shit on a first date though.
ex gf :(

>women who don't like their feet played with during foreplay

ditch the bitch desu

>character hasn't had sex in nearly six months
>omg character, thats insane!

>character removes splinter from sister's foot
>doesn't lick the splinter wound

>character meets a potential female sexual partner
>doesn't beg her to pee in his mouth

I haven't had sex in 3 years.

>tfw beat dick raw
>can;t cum from sex or bjs

This almost always immediately removes me emotionally from a movie. I just start thinking about how inadequate I am and can no longer focus on the plot.

same here brotha

Would you prefer never having had sex, so you wouldn't know exactly what it was you were missing?
Is ignorance in fact bliss?

Asking for a friend.