>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>IN A WORLD
>"His name is cthulu"
>throws file on the table
>"He's an old one. Which means he's been alive since God knows how long. He also has a short temper"
>Cthulu
Is this, dare I say it, Lovecraftian?
>Cthulu rises from the sea
>Cthulu about to level an entire skyscraper with a single hand
>*record scratch*
>"Yep, that's me."
>"Bet you're wondering how we got into this mess."
>"Well, it all started a long loooong time ago."
>cut to Young Cthulu being shoved into a cyclopean locker
Young Cthulu, starring Rob Schneider as the voice of Young Cthulu!
Kafkaesque.
Chitooloo
Someone pill me on the ear shattering fart noise meme
It means LITTY in fart language.
Does Cthulhu have a giant penis? Will it dangle around throughout the movie while he is on his rampage?
Is he cirmcumsised?
is cthulu like from some gay creepypasta or some shit? why cant you fags stop talking about him all of a sudden
Sup Forums was touched by the maddening call of the old ones. the stars are now right for the age of lovecraftian kinothulhuvision
The autists from Reddit who tried to make "SNEEED LOOOOL LE CHUCK!" posting happen but failed found a new annoying thing to meme which is "lovecraftian" and "kafkaesque". Both will go the way of milhouse.
Just don't interact with them they will soon go back to spamming Sup Forumsbait and BBC
*full frontal shot of cthulu rising out of ocean*
>Mr president...he's attacking new York
*President swivels in his chair*
>It's the rock
>We're sending people now sir
>That's not good enough dammit! My ex wife and children are in New York. Call them off. I'm on my way.
*Cuts to the rocks eyes narrowing*
>I always liked fried squid anyway
*Audience dies in laughter*
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>shot of Adam Sandler and Kevin James on the beach, staring at it open-mouthed, Sandler tries to take a photo with his Iphone X
>Leslie Jones drives up to them in a Ford Escape (TM)
>"Aww hell naw, this vacation is over!"
>fart noise, drum beat starts and rapidly increases in speed
>US military helicopters flying towards Cthulhu
>shot of Cthulhu roaring
>shot of Will Smith in a jet
>"ia ia this motherfucker!"
>shot of buildings collapsing for no reasos
>another fart noise
>THE CALL OF CTHULHU: DAWN OF THE OLD ONES
Lol I bet you're fun at parties
>credit rolls
>screen fades to black
>bonus scene
>Robert Downey Jr. pulls his Iron Man helmet on
>"It's showtime."
>Flies toward giant Chtulu
>End
>says the sneed and lovecraft poster
Lmao
>they will soon go back to spamming Sup Forumsbait and BBC
The sooner the better, at least I can fap with both of those
t. guy who has never been to a party
KINO/10 would watch
Is there a voocaroo of this? There must be.
Kik
yes some user posted one like a week or two ago
the first draft was better, that or just straight ripped off the Ford Escape idea from the other guy
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CHUCK WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Chuck rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Chuck rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Chuck destroying Sneed's store
>ending is Chuck standing over the leveled store roaring at the sky
This record scratch meme is the most unfunny reddit meme on Sup Forums, and that is saying something. It's not even ironically funny.
>"What if, Prince Charming was a monster living under the sea?"
>shot of cthulu accidentally knocking over something from a counter top
>"Oops, sorry! I'm still getting used to this body"
>"Mom I know he's old for me but I swear he's really good for me"
>"He's how old?"
>mumbles into phone
>"WHAT?! JESUS CHRI-"
>shots of cthulu and the girl having a date
>"Meet the family!"
>shot of the other old ones in their actual forms
Someone please
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
Fucking terrible idea lovecraft should be weird shit involving people not MUH HUGE MONSTER GOD
We have Godzilla for movies like this where they barely used king of the monsters in it
Kek'd
Bait or not, I cannot tell
Laugh at this redditor misunderstanding the thread
>ear shattering fart noise
I will never understand why they won't stop using it for trailers its been fucking years