First impressions from the critics showing of Discovery today have all been massively positive and hype

First impressions from the critics showing of Discovery today have all been massively positive and hype.

Orville fags on suicide watch.

I don't understand what the Japanese women is saying in the trailer

>Japanese
How young are you, be honest.

I already predicted the inverse of Orville's ratings for this show, so I'm not surprised. Still looks like shit

>It's a Sup Forums being wrong again episode

I was negative on the show until the new trailer dropped and there was TOS era ships in the background also hearing there was classic contained Star Trek episode stories.
Honestly they've just marketed this like shit to fans.

Watch me reveal the future of this show:
>Klingons will do a WE WUZ speech
>massive normie land will love this show making the actual trek fans move to orville land
>Sup Forums will debate this shit like its pol all over again
>based shatner will shat on this show while people think he is just joking
>cbs will milk the fuck out of this and make it a disney fest

>>Klingons will do a WE WUZ speech
so par for the course then? You're a fucking idiot.

have you seen the direction of this show? they changed klingons from mongols/persian esque to actual nibblers

>have all been massively positive and hype.
you really think a show big as this would let critics decide it's fate and not pay them off? Are you really this blatantly stupid?

>"critics" are fat trek nerds they've flown in and put up in expensive hotels
>glowing reviews
fuck off shill

How do you fucking go from this

To This

...

>>massive normie land will love this show making the actual trek fans move to orville land

this is what will bug me the most. people jumping on the bandwagon. i was watching star trek when it wasn't cool.

they haven't earned anything.

>Orville fags on suicide watch

Seriously? We have a show we like, versus another show we probably won't like with critics praising the show we might dislike?

I won't lose any sleep, I can guarantee.

Cool, critics who were flown in and given the royal treatment gave it glowing reviews, which they would have done if it was shit because otherwise they'd be blacklisted from future CBS premieres and other events. Come back when real fans review it.

gamergate and trump completely broke the faith that our society has in main stream media.
we all know they lie, constantly, and shill their own shit.

>CBS All Access
So who's gonna subscribe? I'm not. My ol' Dad, a Trek fan, isnt. Are they counting on serious loyalists alone?

going to need a leaked synopsis of the first episodes, kthx

nah brother cbs all acess isnt worth it i tried it to use the tv provider with cbs website and it doesnt work anymore called support and they dont even talk and that was a year ago might aswell get netflix to watch the trek series or get kodi

they are counting on idiots will too much money. every star trek fan that isn't a fucking Herbert is just going to pirate it.

We should start bitching on normie sites how racist this is.

So first season of TOS?

Negro man here and this is disgusting how did they got away with this bullshit the media is fucked

it wasn't cool in 87, kid

not exactly remember we humans change rapidly and this generation's ''Normie'' is honestly not healthy at all compared to the old normies

(((Critics)))

Cool enough to have had multiple feature movies, and at the time you started watching, a hip new show.

Get out of here you fucking normie bandwagoner.

It kinda was- there was a huge ad campaign touting the new show, cereal boxes, etc. It was exciting. I dunno about 'cool,' but it was big.

This image represents a critic, and what a critic is full of.

Produce a link for this. The only news I've read so far is that STD will not be screened for critics.

no screens for the press
only some weaboos alcoholics
>its good its good

cant wait for the rotten tomato

>I'm going to watch discovery and orville, not one or the other

there are faggots who will genuinely be upset by this?

Klingons are not a mono-culture they could be the "fek'Ihri"

I doubt they will go that deep though

We've been BLACKED MEANWHILE

I AM ZE CAPTAIN NAOW

Meanwhile, i'm gonna rewatch Twin Peaks forever while these shows will be lucky if they get renewed. And nobody will rewatch them.

>Critics think a show with token black lead retroactively written into the story is good
What? Sup Forums is wrong, LE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AMIRITE GUYS? kill yourself critics are retarded