When banter goes too far

When banter goes too far

>Police have arrested a man after a newborn baby was punched in the face at random in the middle of a Tesco supermarket.

>Five-day-old Elsie Duckers, who weighs 6lbs 12oz, was tucked up in her pram when she was approached by a man who overheard family friends saying: 'Come and have a look at this beautiful baby.'

>As the baby's horrified mother looked on in shock, the thug suddenly struck Elsie to the head before recoiling when the infant burst into tears.

>He then claimed he thought the baby was not real and was a toy. The infant was treated in Wythenshawe Hospital, Manchester for seven hours after the punch.

>Elsie's mother Amy Duckers, 27, spoke out about the attack which occurred as she was shopping at Tesco's Baguley store in Greater Manchester with the baby, daughter Libby, seven, and partner Lewis Temple, 24.

>Mrs Duckers, who works as a carer, said: 'The punch was that hard you could heard the connection as this man hit Elsie.'

Just imagine the sinking feeling when he realized what he done.

Is banter degenerate?

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How was this banter? The man idiotically thought a woman was driving around a fake baby in a pram and punched it.

Two qs here: why would a grown woman walk around with a fake baby in a pram? Why would a grown man go up and punch someones property?

>hurr durr punched in baby doll face is funny
Yeah, if you're like 10.

I hope that newborn was okay.

Pretending to punch a baby could be funny in the right context. Best saved for tv rather than real life though.

We might see it on the new season of Curb

wht was the thugs name and race?

Perfect OP picture for it

Was it autism?

>Was it autism?

I don't think that is even a question at this point TBQHF

>black
lock the thug up

>white
simple misunderstanding, the baby will be fine.

close

>non-White
GTFKRWFN!

>white
poor fellah, must have got confused the dopy old git

Who the fuck just walk up to some random person and punch their property.

>He then claimed he thought the baby was not real and was a toy.

this is probaly the most autistic thing ive heard recently

What a fucking spastic
I did laugh though. It's just too surreal. But yeah. Poor baby lol.

LOL

>tucked up in her pram
When I first read this I thought it said "fucked up in her pram"

Man, what the fuck, this is too surreal it's like some shit out of Little Britain or some crap like that

Hope the baby recovers

But still
LOL

What the fuuuuuuuuuck
"Gah hyuck yeah lemme just push this baby"
What a brilliant feller we got here

There is never context to make that funny. It's not offensive, either. It's just literally why would anyone find that funny?

His Skintone?

Was some 62 year old, probably white

Probably white tbqh, I can see a white idiot doing this cuz hurr ima joke on em

Tbqh pham, if someone did that to my child, I'd pic related

Your picture sold it kek

Its a prank bro

>He then claimed he thought the baby was not real and was a toy

>seven

who the hell names their kid seven?

What banter? I didn't get it
Why did the fucker punch the baby?
Why would he punch it if it were a toy?

jews user

always the jews

Are they seriously refusing to say the attacker's name?

What is he, a shit skin muslim?

I've looked at several articles now.

I'm legitimately triggered by this.

Imagine if it happened to your kid.

some people just cant handle the banter

>'The punch was that hard you could heard the connection as this man hit Elsie.'

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Well ancient romans did actually.

Babby was probably looking at him funny. Asking for it desu.

Private property isn't a big deal in socialistic cunts

>why would a grown woman walk around with a fake baby in a pram?

Shoplifter. They can drop stuff into the Pram. This Man was doing a public service.

This isn't even funny, it's just given me a really odd feeling.

Reminds me of the /r9k/ thread where some guy accidentally sat on and killed his sister's baby.

>seven hours

Must have punched that baby pretty fucking hard.
Gently pinch her cheek next time you want to make sure a baby is real for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=LA0X4SliFJI

user it's a fucking baby, aN 8 year old could seriously hurt one.

>see babby giving stare at you like a shithead
>look at babby and it wont quit staring
>assert dominance
"lol sorry thought it was a fake"

$100 says this faggot was from Cali.

Pls show me it. Sounds interesting.

There's a screencap floating around somewhere, all of the old archives died.

>he claimed this statement was a joke
madthad is at it agian.

>hitting defenseless creature
>dominance
pick one

For real. Show me the screencap. I've got to see it.

Attacker was 25 years old white male known as Samuel "one punch man" Hyde. Right wing extremist.

If I saw that shit I'm hitting him till I'm to tired to keep swinging.

Wish I had the world star gif of that tranny who gets beat to a seizure

Well the baby shouldnt have been picking fights it couldnt finish friendo

Nevermind I found an archive

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!

I can't believe no one has posted this

>Americans still can't into banter

m8 it's just a bit of banter, lighten up

Ask and ye shall receive

That photo had the potential to be very disturbing. But thankfully they blurred out the vaginas.

You are a hero

>Is banter degenerate?

No, banter is not degenerate. Punching random strangers is degenerate. What a fucking idiot.

if someone punched my baby i would probably stab them in the face without even thinking about it.

What the fuck. How can someone be so autistic

>read "tucked up" as 'was fucked up in her pram"