Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #5

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First for SHAVE ME

Did Jessica ever make another appearance?

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces.

>yfw they have no bananas

Only in Zombie Simpsons' many DUDE MEMBER silent background cameos

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I'm just a kid.

I think very rarely sometimes in the background with Lovejoy's family, but not voiced.

If I acted like I act here around woman, would my chances of getting laid go up or down?

Probably misses his old glasses.

How do you act here?

Like an asshole with a milf fetish.

STOP HIM! HE'S HEADED FOR THE WINDOW!

Did you even know a girl like Jessica Sup Forums?

Probably about the same.

Homer's delayed reaction always kills me

D'oh...

Yes.

>Paying about fake insurances

She's never spoken since this episode, but she appears in background or crowd scenes fairly often, also in any scene with lots of families she'll be there with the Rev and his wife.

Her only prominent appearance since this one has been in "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot" (from season 15) where she and her dad built a Battlebots-type robot together, only for it to be smashed easily by one Bart and Homer built.

There is a LOT of fanart of her, though. The fandom remembers Jessica.

No, but I kinda want to.

Evil dominant girls are hot...

She's also been in a few issues of the comic.

What does church smell like?

Yes,every woman I've ever known to some capacity.

Dammit I wish we hadn't let the students name that one...

here comes peak ralph

The way she's portrayed can be kinda uncomfortable

Newton

Meh, she's evil.

>Ah, the mysteries of life....

I say that all the time.

who's the girl with green glasses suppose to be

W-what are those girls doing

it looks lewd

So, did that imply he was threatening to kill Bart's turtle, or that he was going to buy him a turtle with no concern over whether its alive or not?

Damn Apu that was dangerous.

That shot would've fucking busted Lisa's hand

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>Hardly

Watch out for the Shaq attack!

D'awww.

I'd daughteru Lisa.

Those flashbacks and that music...

The Bad Girl Bathroom is an orgy of lawless lesbian lolis.

Only on the Simpsons can a childrens hockey game end with them burning the stadium down

Who''a ready for that Sweet can?

Neat the Cosby episode

Is Simpsons responsible for SJWs?

>They have puny little muscles, not big ropy ones like you.

Do you guys think they fuck her on the reg?

Only five minutes? Thats not enough time to do anything.

Nah

Also, when is this girl going to become an actual character?
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Girl_with_glasses

It's not like they have many ideas left

>homer runs the boston marathon

SEE YOU IN HELL CANDY BOYS!

kek

the fuck are wax lips?

its odd how a character who's been used as a background character since the beginning doesn't even have a name
South Park has names for all their background kids

the candy of 1000 uses

Like...?

What the hell is a titmouse anyway

What the hell. Is this from the official comics? What issue?

I'd sexually harass her too desu

Wearing them to replace your lips

Alice looks like she's getting a swirly from a female Nelson.

>Sexual harassment lynch mob
>Filled with nu-males and ugly feminists

The Simpsons was truly ahead of the times

Titmouse.

Oh, they're on this episode now?

Fuuuuuuck, I still remember so much from this. It holds up so well to this day

One of the Halloween specials, I believe.

eeheeheehee

Too far boco!

'member when feminists were portrayed as overreactive wackos and it was okay to make fun of them

Imagine if this episode was made today, Lisa would be out there protesting Homer with them.

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Boco, shut the fuck up.

It's a Treehouse of Horror comic, a Carrie parody starring Lisa.

It does get a bit lewd, in the sense of bullying that edges over into slight sexual harassment.

Even as a kid I thought her glasses were pretty cool.

i love how Duckman did this episode

No, you just have no concept of history. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I miss Hard Copy.

>Dramatization! May not have happened!

Words cannot describe this scene

SWEET

SWEET CAN

The clock gets me every time.

I wish it was me me ME under the sea...

Under the sea! Under the sea! There be no accusation, just friendly crustaceans. Under the seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That's okay, your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

>Ben Control

I love how it didnt even change during the initial interview, but its just so funny you don't care

Also, someone should really try this.

I'd watch a bear host a talk show.

LITERALLY SHAKING

This episode holds up too well today

This episode has to be a top 10 for me.

>tfw slowly realizing season 6 was my favorite

I mean, shit, I seem to have the most fond memories from this season

that letterman jab

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missoura.

Comedian: I think about weird stuff, like what would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T.,wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: {impersonating Mr. T} I pity the fool that don't phone home!

So, ya don't like the old tyme bikes, huh?

BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT

>Willie saves the day again

>If you read this you have no life

The list if you were wondering"

"Peoples' Choice Awards" is America's greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The UFO was a paper plate.
The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this, you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruit juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.

>As long as everybody is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done!
And then we entered the mass surveillance + smartphones era

Any streams up for this?

Pic related?

Hmm. Good question. Hard to believe that you're the first person in five threads to ask it.