AUSTRALIA DEVELOPS CURE FOR CANCER

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-06/revolutionary-australian-cancer-drug-given-us-approval/7819344?pfmredir=sm

APOLOGIZE.

Why does Sup Forums still exist then?

Kek.

so does that mean we'll see no more australia?

>a fucking leaf

The media got the story wrong once again.

It's a pill that GIVES cancer.

>australians develop superweapon that converts populations to australian

Does it only work for leukemia

>put in water system in remote abo populations
>kill abo
>????
>shitposting wins again

This was my initial thought, Aussies shitposting the planet by offering a cure that actually gives you cancer instead.

>Literally finding a cute for itself

Is this Strayas final ultimate bantz?

But I could just read Canadian posts for that.

its just a joke, they didn't invent any cure.
shock jocks hamish and andy (australian version of opie and anthony) did it.
fucken cunts stooged us all.

>burgers start stealing canadian jokes

we need to build a wall

>America buys it anyways
the CIA thanks you

We wouldn't notice or care, much of our boundary is a line in the woods and a few hundred yards of clear cut.

>Australian pollutes water with cancer drug
>It gets into a local city drinking supply
>Abbos are the only survivors, as they only drink petrol

I read a depressing article on here a while back how potentially the influx of Trudeau's Sons could mean potential issues for you guys on the northern border, particularly ranchers in Montana. I thought it was really a source of pride that our countries could share such a peaceful border.

Is their patrice o'neal an abo?

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It's not really a cure if only 1 in 5 went had complete remission.

Underrated

>shitposting the planet

My fucking sides bro, please stop

>inb4 mysterious deaths

It will be a 'shame' to see the shitposters go

awesome, cancer survivor whose parents both passed away from it and struggling everyday; leave it to australia to brighten up my mood.

sorry.

topkek fpbp

SAVAGE

To be fair, that would be pretty super...

All research and logistics sponsored by Swiss based Roche pharma.
Nice try, Roo

I literally lol-ed at the scientist who discovered this really just being a cheeky Australian shitposter who invented a cancer pill as a prank

You will go down first.

What are they going to do? Call the tumor a cunt until it goes away crying because it can't handle the bantz?

People develop cures for cancer every other week. Not a big deal.

hmm truly bastion of a civilization