THE BUTTHURT BEGINS

>A poster and action-packed trailer for the new Tomb Raider film have been released - but all everyone's talking about is Alicia Vikander's neck.

>The Oscar-winning actress appears to be the victim of some distinctly dodgy Photoshop in the poster for the film.

>"Is it just me or is there something off about the proportions on that Tomb Raider poster?" tweeted Lex Croucher.

>"The more I look at the Tomb Raider movie poster the less sense that neck makes to me," wrote Twitter user Nibel.

>Other mocking tweets have likened the Ex Machina star with a Jurassic Park velociraptor and other film characters with extended necks.


>Tomb Raider poster gets it in the neck
>bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41331702

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I wonder if someone gets fired in this kind of situation. But who? The photoshop intern, or the guy who green lit the disturbing poster, or maybe the guy who said, can you give her a little more neck? And btw, who are you calling butthurt?

Alright Sup Forums ready? Crack your neck. Crack those fingers. Get the crepitus out.

looks normal to me

movie looks like shit unsurprisingly, the original movies at least got the tone right before the games turned into a "le gritty broken person becomes stronk", as opposed to lara simply being a cool person who goes on adventures

Check this out
snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp

she got the neck from deep throating Fassbender.

Her profile isn't very good. Not defined enough, looks childlike, and not in a good way.

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fake

she's 19

>posts a reference picture where her neck is upright and covered by hair

really makes me think (fake news dummies)

Most 19 year old girls don't look anywhere near as young as she does. Source: I'm 19.

most 19 year old girls are not pure like Elle

Sadly you're right.

She looks like someone set the Feminine features setting at max in Dark Souls' character creator.

She looks weird

>thinking she hasn't banged 30+ guys already

you are delusional

>snopes
Lulz

>look childlike
>not in a good way
Impossible

>that sex back

UNFF

What butthurt the poster is shit. The trailer was good.

>30+
>2017

You're also delusional

>cokelore
kek
>it's actually real
double kek
>snopes.com is in a legal fucknigger of a case because the founder married a porn star
trippie kek

she still lives with her parents and has only dated 2 guys

You can be a slut if you live with your parents and only date 2 guys.

sure

does this look like a slut to you?

Looks can be deceiving.

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Who cares? This is just free publicity, not like a photoshopped poster Is going to hurt sales.

not in her case

It looks like a woman so yeah

f.lewd.se/HysOXF.webm

If she has a real vagina she's a slut

Shame about her weird penis toes

no, she's going to stay a virgin until she gets married

i bet she gives strange men blowjobs behind dumpsters

>he's a toes guy

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>puffies

UNDROPPED

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>it's another avatarfag thread
zzzz