Past your mid-20s, a man who never had a girlfriend can be a bad thing

Past your mid-20s, a man who never had a girlfriend can be a bad thing.

I'd say past your 20.

Past 15.

Nah most guys at 15 are awkward as fuck.

Yup, just ask my two older brothers, complete pyschopaths.

>taking advice from hairlets

Past the 4th grade, a boy without a teacher gf can be a very bad thing

I'm living proof of that. Oh well, at least I have wizardom to look forward to.

Lol I'm 27.
But seriously fuck you Marty you never understood anything anyway.

When you pass 25 and become so jaded and bitter you can't even muster an erection anymore.

Biology has deemed me a failure 50 years in advance.

Explain why.

Wizardom isn't as good as it sounds. The only spell you learn is Repel Women.

Dude it's crazy, I don't get spontaneous boners that much any more at 27, and I'm a virgin etc. etc.
But when I lay down in bed these days and think of some chick I can immediately get an erection without even touching my dick at all.

Because love is best in our teens. After that it's just a desperate attempt to capture that past period of pure bliss.

I honestly don't think anyone ever truly believed it was a good thing even if it was the future they knew they would face.
I could likely be one in 3 years, but I'm not determined to be one. I also don't give a shit about stopping it though. I feel in a neutral zone.

Upside of this that plenty of people don't experience is never chasing after the fabled bliss period.

Downside being that you'll spend a lifetime mourning over what you've never experienced.

About to be 29 here. Any of you have luck after 30?

>Had one gf at 15 for two weeks, one date before she dumped me

S..still counts rite?

>talk about totally missing the point that marty is telling a story to married guys & doing his "im a good cop just like you"

>tfw turned 24 today
I still have a year to go, im gonna make it lads. Am i?

I've only had one boyfriend tho

No.

Sure. This summer is gonna be the time when you turn things over.

I had a lot of sex until I was 20. Then went on a dry spell until just last weekend (I'm almost 26, basically got my v-card back). I had sex last weekend and it was just as normal and uninspiring as I remember.

A man who is still a virgin at 18 can be a bad thing.

Caspere knew this.

But what about cuddles?

Cuddles are a meme. Good luck getting a good night's sleep with a sweaty 80+ pound body wrapped around you.

Lost it at 19. Think that's around a decent age to lose it. Earlier than that you're too dumb to deal with relationships/sex in a responsible way. Later than that you miss out on youthful love.

>almost bald at 22
Wizardom chose me. Early 20s hairlets should be considered a marginalized group by the State.

Lately what gets my dick going isn't porn, but just laying down in bed and imagining chicks I met at highschool, the last time when I had social life.
I'm not necessarily imagining myself having sex, just dating them, talking with them, hugging, etc...
I get hard like a diamond.

I can only cum to twerking compilations with quick cuts and girls of questionable ages.

off yourself

Embarassing

I will someday. Life is too hard. I hate it.

I would say its never too late, just get in shape and talk to girls. Many girls are as insecure as men are.

I'm a balding 29 year old virgin with the personality of a brick.
I've accepted my fate.

Fucking degenerate, they should lock you up and throw away the key

Fuck off Marty.

You can't change a shit personality at this age.

Do girls like drummers?

Ur all a bunch of retards. 3 years ago i was convinced i would die a virgin. BUT i started working out got a job, started going out more and actually got the balls to talk to girls. And guess what?!?!! I have a gf that i fuck almost every night. Its not that hard BUT you have to have the balls for it.

I don't even know where to talk to girls.
It's not like I have a circle of friends that I go out with and do stuff.

Neither had i. I had 0 friend. But i play guitar i found a band and i started hanging out with them. So now i had friends to go out with. Even if u cant find that just start going out to bars even alone. Just drink all night until you have the courage to talk to girls. I met my gf with the phrase " i think i know you from somewhere' but i was drunk she was drunk it DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

And ofc it wont always work but if u try 100 times you will get lucky 1 time.

>Later than that you miss out on youthful love.

Marty was an asshole.

m8 if you have never had a gf by the age of 20 I have bad news for you

>be 27
>never had a gf
>drunkenly hooked up with a fat chick so can't even be wizard

I should just end it.

At least wizards get to keep their money

It changed my life. Not in the sense of getting magical powers but my life is so much better now. Pushing 30 everything came together and for the first time I started enjoying things. It felt like waking from a nightmare.

Never had a girlfriend but i've had fuck buddies and one night stands. I'm 24. What does that make me?

31 here. The ride never ends.

25 yo khhv. It really bothers me sometimes. Other times (post-wank) I couldn't care less.

My youthful love was dumb as fuck. Literally don't miss it. Also lost it at 19 and thought it was late. But looking back at that age you still have many years to have sex relations and you can control yourself better at that age already.

The real quote is married men, not gf. Married implies some kind of stability and levelheadedness. At least someone can tolerate you type of thing.

Did he have to go back to the car twice to bring the other 2 in?

>implying my autism allowed me to hold on to a job

A lucky guy

>Not having a custom backpack to carry your waifus

You done fucked up, son.

I'm 25 and done thinking about this. I'm happy now that I stopped obsessing over it.

It's pointless to worry really, just try and live your life.

My autism is what keep me employed. My boss(es) loves me because I keep to myself, never gossip, can keep a secret, get my work done, and don't bitch. I don't even work especially hard, I'm just efficient.

I make about 160,000 per year and have basically nothing to spend it on. It mostly goes into savings or investments. No friends, therefore no parties or going out, and certainly no gf to spend it on. I have coworkers that make the same as me but are always broke since they have families and wives and gfs.

Why is this board filled with the most dull virgins in society?

everything is fine

If you're making that kind of money then you probably went to college. A true autist can't handle the pressures of college.

he's lying bro, a sure sign he's got the 'tism

im 30 someone please help

What kind of virgins do you like? Misogynists red pilled MGTOWs from /r9k/ and Sup Forums?

As opposed to all those interesting Chad virgins in society?

Wizards or wizards to be.

You want to get laid

>Make POF account
>Find the ugly, old, fat, crazy women etc.
>Fuck them.

The only thing stopping you from gettig laid in your unwillingness to fuck ugly women. If you insist on having unrealistic standards thinking you deserve a good looking one, that's fine, just don't ever bitch about it.

25 yo virgin, but cuddled, held hands and kissed before. Am I disqualified from wizard status?

dont lie to the poor boy

>he was a complete fuck up even though he was married with kids

what did Nic Pizzolatto mean by this

>tfw my only chance is gonna be to get together with some single mom who wants my money to raise her Chad spawn

Bad feel, already happened to some of my other nerd friends.

I'm not lying. In my teens I was depressed beyond anything. My twenties were a mix of anticipation and disappointment, trying to find or fix something. When I pushed 30 I just accepted life as is and for the first time I'm happy. Life feels good. I'm watching other people's life's fall apart.

don't do it

What do you do for a living? Up until you said your salary I would've assumed grocery clerk or some shit

how'd you do it? how'd you make it to 30?

>The only thing stopping you from gettig laid in your unwillingness to fuck ugly women.
The only thing stopping me is my unwillingness to start a relationship with pretty much anybody, and that counts non-sexual relationships as well.
I kind of hate when people think there's only one reason to why some of us are virgins. But then again, I hate it when people talk like they know me without even fucking knowing me.

Absolutely disqualified. To be a true wizard you have to be denied of any kind of physical or meaningful interaction with the opposite sex your entire life.

I have standards, user. I'm holding out hope for a rich divorced cougar with big tiddies.

Turning 30 in 2 months i feel your pain user

I think a lot more guys are in that kind of situation than you'd think, they just won't admit to it.

When I was in college it really did seem like the majority of girls, from the ugly as fuck ones to the really hot ones, only wanted anything to do with the top men. A few outliers but I got the impression they'd rather be some Chad's fleshlight for a night every other month instead of be in a real relationship with an average guy.

more or less me
>hook up with fat chick at 23 (only contact with a woman to this day)
>couldn't get hard
>still a virgin at 25

Darn. That was the only thing left to look forward in my life. Guess I'll go kms now.

Is holding hands a meaningful interaction?

Same here.
Hooked up with fat chick at 23 and coudn't get hard. I'm 25 now.

Unless it's the holding hands with your mom when you're little, then yes it is.

wtf why. holding hands isn't shit.

Prostitutes don't count though

wtf explain what context you hold hands with girls then faggot

are you sure you're not literally me?

still sometimes think about them tiddies

Why would a girl hold your hands? If you have female friends, do they just hold your hands and walk the streets?
There has to be something more to it if a girl is willing to hold hands with someone else in public, no one just "holds hands"

They kinda do it's good to know what fucking feels like it untangles a good number of hang ups not being a total virgin

Literally me as well

Hope you neck yourselves.

I have a girl who wants to be my gf but I don't want her

normie tier problem

holy shit, you called him NORMAL? what a burn man
what next, you gonna call him a "breeder"?

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