Explain this Mart Sharters

Explain this Mart Sharters

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youtube.com/user/MarstarCanada/videos
youtu.be/MjnsBH9jGxc
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At 15s aren't illegal in Canada tho...

Pretty reasonable desu

>8 dollars for two kinder eggs

wtf

It's illegal to sell food with inedible stuff in it. We never banned kinder eggs specifically.

those aren't illegal in canada tho lamo

The black market prices are pretty high.

Black market prices

>Qty 2
>$7.98

wtf

Everything is more expensive in Massachusetts

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>Switzerland: LEGAL LEGAL
leafs btfo

just because chinese are okay with lead paint in their food, doesn't mean we have to lower our standards to be okay with it too

One is governed by the Second Amendmend, the other is governed by generic food safety laws.

>There are liberals out there who unironically, for realsies and no memes think this comparison means anything, that are not leafshitters

Scary thoughts.

are you saying your people are so retarded they will try to eat the plastic toy and choke to death

do you ban toys in cereal boxes cause people try to eat those too?

>being this obsessed about our guns

Please stop being so jealous.

>Posted from the nation that didn't ban lead paint in residential buildings untill 1978

Children in American shit neighborhoods are still unironically taught to not eat paint chips for this reason.

that's why they call it taxachusetts

8 dollars BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe it's a good thing that retarded Canadians think guns are illegal here; they won't keep voting to restrict gun ownership.
Encountered many Canadians in real life who think you just can't own guns in Canada.

>UK
>Guns: Legal but difficult
>Kinder eggs: Legal
>US
>Guns: can literally carry them around a collage campus
>Kinder eggs: Faggy american youtubers talk about how amazing they are and how they bought them off the black market known as EBAY

Burgers are literally too retarded to not swallow the thing whole.

It's an old regulation from the 30s, retard.

I'm saying we made a law in like 1920 banning bakers from putting sawdust in their bread and it happens to also apply to toys i chocolate eggs. We never made an exception because who the fuck cares about a shitty hollow chocolate egg with a worthless toy?

>guns vs putting a little plastic ball that you can easily choke on in a candybar
Yea sounds about right...

You guys have paint chips you can eat?

Check the flag, you stupid burger. It's one of your own. Don't tell me that american education is so shit that burgers can't recognize their own flags.

that little faggot

>being this defensive

Kek. I bet you don't have a foreskin.

SEYCHELLES

Yes. Paint used in residential buildings is non-toxic, especially when dry.

>Little
>Easy to choke on
Only if you're ridiculously gluttonous and don't split it apart like you're supposed to.
>Americans will eat anything without checking

so what faggot it's still stupid

Most countries didn't ban lead until the 90s.

Mmm gotta move to europe for tasty paint chips

the only thing illegal in Canada is the magazine. All of these are legal

Option 1: Colt Canada SA 15.7 (civy version of the C7a2) with EOtech EXPS3-2
Option 2: Daniel Defense MK18 with Aimpoint Comp M4s
Option 3: PWS MK112 with Aimpoint Micro H1

>talking shit
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Controversy

Can you really expect this not to choke on a kinder egg?

oh look, the underage b& are making threads about the easter bunny toys again

funny because the bodega on the corner sells kinder eggs, maybe I should call the cops on them,

Or if you're, like, four years old or something weird like that.

Why the fuck would they ban the magazines?

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html

How many kids do you want dead just so you can try to make a point?

Wtf why are guns illegal but kinder eggs legal, don't you Canadians know about the choking hazard?

Because muh assault clipazines! Think of the children!

The only people to die from it are from your country bud.

What flag is this?

Weapons are protected by the constitution, defending yourself is a right.

Kinder Eggs aren't a right. They're harmful. Children could eat the toys inside them and die. You're losing nothing from not being able to eat a Kinder Egg

of course you would know that without looking it up. dutch jews lobbied to keep led paint legal

Adults are treated like adults and allowed to own weapons.

Children are treated like children and aren't allowed to have potential chocking hazards given to them.

youtube.com/user/MarstarCanada/videos

AR15 is not illegal in Canada fuckwad. Just need an RPAL.

Idiot Ontariofag

Sure. We have our priorities straight.

Because of muh women getting massacred by Lépine in 1989, which led to the ban of high capacity magazines.

They really need to watch this.
youtu.be/MjnsBH9jGxc

I was eating these when I was 3 and not once was I stupid enough to shove the whole thing in my mouth

I used to put the capsule in my mouth and open it with my teeth when I was a kid. You'd actually have to be trying hard to swallow it to manage to choke on it.

One is for children (canadians)
the other is for adults(americans)

Probably a Canadian using proxy. Are you this new, Cancuck?

That is an ILLEGAL object and that man should be arrested immediately.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#Controversy
did you read the last sentence of the paragraph, if we create a society catered to every minuscule danger nothing would be allowed to happen

i agree with you kinder eggs should be banned though, you are fat enough

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hover you mouse over the flag, the name should pop up

>multiple Americans die from getting gunned down
Guns aren't bad
>One child chokes on a toy
SEE! CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE EVIL

Guns are awesome. Kinder eggs are lame. You don't wanna be lame, do you user?

More people choke to death than are killed with rifles each year. Ten times as many.

Additionally, candy is generally marketed to children, who are retarded. Meanwhile gus can't be sold to minors.

This isn't a philosophical debate you retard, your citizens choked on a toy and died so you don't get to trash talk.

and the superiour version? can you also get them?

Ones for adults
The other is for children.

Both have caused deaths but only the one for children has been banned.

I'm shitposting from my tablet.

Thanks m8

My explanation would be that the Canadian government isn't ruled by the people.

Do you get ammunition and mini-grenades in American Kinder Eggs?

We will also eat your girlfriends pussy without checking. It's how I got hpv. Then she sharted on me and I sharted back on her.

It's called hygiene, cheese dick.

pretty sure this has to do with the food act of 1938.
But you're right, better have the possiblity of buying shitty chocolate (that kids don't even eat) with a toy inside than be able to buy guns without a shitload of hassle, and having the ability to carry and use them in self-defense. Yeah totally worth giving up the most basic human right for.
Fucking leaf

Just seems silly to try to regulate the smaller non-serialized components that are subject to virtually no regulations in a neighboring country.

Its not illegal you stupid mong, its under a restricted license

nah i dont care they died, unfortunate shit happens all the time we dont ban everything

like he said, you wont ban guns when people accidently kill themselves, others etc but want a chocolate banned

stop being a hypocrite

How many kids died by guns in the US this year? About 2 a day.

fuck you n iggers

VOTE FOR TRUMPP
youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Tell that to California

Guns are not illegal in Canada you dumb shit. More Canadians own guns than not.

+weed getting legalized in Canada 2017

Why the fuck would a black market issue receipts?

One of those is a fundamental right.

Reported to homeland

>kinder egg
No it`s Überraschungsei!

>what is a shower + soap

I am going to cut my feet off then i dont need to wash them either

faggotland

>It's called hygiene
No, hygiene is you washing your dick.
Not that you cut it to not have to wash it.

Americans throats are small so we can't risk accidentally choking on toys inside Kinder eggs. Unlike Europeans and Canadians, giant Muslim cocks haven't been jammed down our throat to make them big enough to safely eat Kinder eggs

>It's called hygiene

No, that's washing up.. The term you're looking for is 'mutilation'.. Or 'Desert ritual'.

The right to keep and bear chocolate isn't necessary to the security of a free state

4$ #worth

Pretty sure those are not examples of California legal firearms.

>trying to find logic in the actions of people who choke on Kinder eggs

>He actually defends circumcision

They have those at my grocery store.

I actually thought they were a USA-safe rebrand, because I'd been memed by Sup Forums about the Surprises.

Too bad you have twice as much Muslims as Canada does, Tyrone Juan Abdul.

California is even worse than leafland

Thanks for the reminder

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