Why are there potatoes in Middle Earth?

Why are there potatoes in Middle Earth?

Elves brought them from not-America

Theyre Tato's retard learn the difference.

Why didn't they just launch the ring into space?

What's taters, precious?

They should have just eaten it

POE-TAY-TOES

Lack of taxes led to funding issues for a space program.

BANK-RUPT-CY

Mr.Frodo

So that's what GRRM meant... wow...

Who makes soup out of chips?

because Jackson is a hack

Does the Shire provide agricultural subsidies to it's citizens?

HOW DID GIMLI KNOW WHAT A NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS HMMMMMMMMM?

they're in the books too you fucktarded child rapist.

jesus man calm down what the fuck

they're in the books too you fucktarded child rapist.

>child rapists want you to calm down
Why don't you STOP RAPING C H I L D E R E N ? ?

are you ok user, where did he touch you?

jesus man calm down what the fuck

Potatoes are the most abundant crop in the universe.
taytos*

In The Last Unicorn, the characters eat tacos.

They were on the Middle Earth menu, right next to meat

>Why didnt they just make Sauron immortal
Faggot, also how would you even achieve scape velocity ?

The same reason there are humans.

That dialogue was taken directly out of the book, even "what's taters, precious?"

The same reason there are humans.

That dialogue was taken directly out of the book, even "what's taters, precious?"

dumb anime poster as always fucking embrassing

>Medieval European fantasy setting
>American continent crop

lol wtf, did my computer somehow double post or did someone just repost my post

Because Tolkien wanted there to be potatoes there.
There's no sane reason potatoes should be excluded.

What's going on here?

dumb anime poster as always fucking embrassing

lol wtf, did my computer somehow double post or did someone just repost my post

Why doesn't Galadriel wear shoes? Is she just from a time when elves were like cavepeople?

the thread has gone groundhog day
I repeat
the thread has gone groundhog day

>Medieval European fantasy setting
>American continent crop

What's going on here?

Why doesn't Galadriel wear shoes? Is she just from a time when elves were like cavepeople?

I think he just took for granted how many food staples are new world crops.
Denethor is also eating tomatoes, another new world crop.

the thread has gone groundhog day
I repeat
the thread has gone groundhog day

I think he just took for granted how many food staples are new world crops.
Denethor is also eating tomatoes, another new world crop.

fucking 'taters amirite

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.

What's going on here?

SNEED

fucking 'taters amirite

>catched potato

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.

SNEED

This thread is turning kafkaestque yo

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>for you

>This thread is turning kafkaestque yo

is kafkaesTque more kafkaesque than kafkaesque ? the most kafkaesquest

You really want to see something?

>Setting is on a totally different world
>Still call their soil "earth", still call their star the "sun"

>catched potato

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Because Middle Earth is our own earth only thousands of years ago. The Fifth and Sixth Ages are the 20th Century.

That is literally canon btw.

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quick, nobody say candlejack

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Because Middle Earth is our own earth only thousands of years ago. The Fifth and Sixth Ages are the 20th Century.

That is literally canon btw.

ye failed retard, you skipped the thirndst step.

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>candlejack
>last word of the post
Well how the fuck are w

I honestly can't think of a reason why this wouldn't work.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU JUST HAD T

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What was the potato tax like?

Because Middle Earth is literally our earth only its set in a previous era
Did you not catch on by the fact that at the end of LOTR the Dragons/Balrogs are all dead, Dwarves are non existent and the Elves have left?

Because Sauron didn't need the ring to win.
They would have just thrown their only shot at victory into low earth orbit.

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Why didn't they just throw the ring into a volcano and let the lava melt it?

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Gandalf's magic fireworks, plus some more magic. Launched off the back of an eagle near the top of the atmosphere.

Orc space agency

Why didn't they have Legolas or some other skilled archer just shoot the ring into Mordor? He was able to make shots from miles away, he could've just sneaked in and met Frodo with the ring and done it right there, so that the ring wouldn't be with him long enough to corrupt him?

As long as the ring exists, Sauron lives. The ring being found was their one chance to destroy him.

Is it some kind of witchcraft?

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It's these digits.

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Its all in the numbers

the narwhal bacons at midnight!

Were you under the impression that Middle Earth is meant to be planet other than our own? It isn't.

Potatoes didn't exist in europe before they were brought back from the new world.

Same reason they have pipeweed

This will happen in the Hollywood reimagined remake. It will be titled Elvish Sniper.

What the fuck happened to this thread

>Legolas played by Idris Elba
>All elves are black and their superiority compared to humans is constantly displayed

why didn't they just poop and pee all over the ring so the nazguls would get grossed out and buzz off?

What are you talking about

omg you fucking brainlets
>PUH ERR LAHS

I hate repetition
I hate repetition
I hate repetition

Samwell was irish?

>Samwell

Hobbits are deliberately anachronistic.

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