Say one nice thing about the country above you

And follow up with five bad things

My spurdo thread a couple weeks back got me banned after getting 190+ replies. Fuck you mods.

Please reply with an image of spurdo. I really just want Spurdos.

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SHART IN THE MART

BENIS :DDDDDD

>First reply is a Finn
>Does not post Spurdo

C'mon son. That's the only thing you have going for you on this board.

oh fug :DDDDDD

You were okay 300 years ago.

You were ok 3 months ago.

I like old British rock music.

nice tourists attractions

-Gun laws
-Cucked empire
-Muhammad most popular name

PD not chilebro

You were okay 80 years ago.
SIEG HEIL.

...

You make the argies pissed and I respect that.

Your cowboys movies were great and traditional America was pretty good

Got a blow job from a swede once.
It was alright.

Kc bear

>cowboy movies
That's the Italians.

Your fight for independence was pretty ballsy.

oh fug :DDDDDD

Greatest country on the planet, you Americans.

Beautiful Cities with Mountains
Weirdly shaped
Only first world country in Spic Continent

We the mua'fukin best

>be me a year ago
>coming home from deployment
>pass through shannon airport or something like that
fucking beautiful country you have there, people were chill, beer was good
>left two hours later kek

Nice wide isles in Walmart for driving around heavy load bearing vehicles carrying small planet sized blobs looking for somewhere to shart themselves.

Ethnic Italians form 50% of our population

You people always put a smile on my face. I don't know how or why, but you do.

We are a fun loving bunch :)

what was his name?

King of all bantz.
Shelias are qt.
Nice beaches and you guys sure know how to drink.

Thanks for the Beatles, and America.

You have some nice parks.

You have super fine women, and a good techno scene

Excellent repeating digits, may Kek be praised.

Germany:
>Awesome castles
>Great engineers/engineering (Muh STEM)
>Bavaria is awesome and I had a great time when I was there
>I really liked all of the German people I met

> great kebab remover

Comfy af country.

You have a cool language. Maybe I'll learn it someday. But I'm shit at learning languages, so we'll see.

you fought with the right side in WW1

You're probably the whitest part of South America and somehow aren't completely fucked over.

and ww2
you were fighting against the British which is cool

You have nice beaches

You probably have the purest Germanic genes.

I really enjoy going 200 km/h on your highways.
also, some of your girls are really easy to get into bed. not sure if that's a nice thing though

Oh fug :DDDDDD

Oh fug :DDDDDD

Ebin luck!!!

Why no nice things about Austria?

Oh fug
Ebin hidler dubs XD

Sie haben schöne Berge, Österreich-kun :)

It's not...

Oh fug :DDDDDD

Danke Fampai!

War letztens in Amsterdam, War mal wieder schön Auswahl beim Weed zu haben und nicht "Entweder Neger Weed, oder garkein Weed".

I love this march of yours.

youtube.com/watch?v=1jx7Ma6CQIg

best neighbour, love your culture

I've been in Vienna 5 times already, amazing city. You have a lot of muslims there tho. We were together in wars, so you are bro-tier.

3rd Reich

Cultural enrichment
All I got.

Ncordo I don't reall know why you are here

I like your internet and amazon services.

>tfw they teach you to do chest compressions with that rhythm while performing cpr

The only girl I've ever loved was from Bregenz. And Wien is probably my favorite capital city in Europe.

too may T*rks though.

I dream about visiting your country one day, I'd love to rent a car and just drive from state to state.

also vienna is the asshole of Austria. No one likes vienna, except the people living there.

kek. here we use this:
youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

its pretty great, even if the new owners are ruining it.

Place is full of niggers.

We have too many mexicans

>Place is full of niggers.
black people wouldn't be a problem if they had been treated like normal people and not given free shit so as to further their victim complex

I've met a couple of pretty decent blacks.

it's literally the commies fault that blacks become niggers.

this

shiiiiieeeet nigga, that fits really good! why do they use the fucking radetzky march here..