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>BEST PLOT TWIST

damn this is it. can't believe it's the final /tpg/

aaaaaggghhh....

Look closer, user.

We're ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

user, you're going to have coffee and donuts with Sheryll, right?

>tfw you will never have prime-kyle trapped in your sex dungeon

:'(

Why did he lie?

Why didn't he just tell Harry about the trinity test?

you're at the very least going to get a thank you card from her for donating to a good cause, right?

friendly reminder that this is the finalized episode survival guide.

>/tpg/ is still alive
why are we still here?

I'm only here for Kyle.

Because we know season 4 will be announced any second now.

whomst be the terminally ill man in season 3

Damn it I can't decide between Ernie's and Andrew's twists.

Because we can't let go

I have to admit that before the Ernie poster appeared, I'd completely forgotten about Ernie Niles.

I wasn't even aware of his presence while I was watching season 2.

Sorry Lynch, I'll just be pirating that digital thank you card :^)

I hope jumping man poster didn't kill himself. I remember he tried to and that's why he was away for a while. If you're reading this people like you and don't want you to die

we now live in a world in which you can pirate gratitude
mental

Ha ha ha! Angry much?

Nobody ever forgets Ernie Niles, you can repress my master trolling, but it can never be undone. Rest in pain.

Close the thread.

reminder the original dougies coat and the green coat make the colors of the twin peaks font

Sup Forums friend,

Delete this right now or Sheryl's gonna get it tonight.

DR. PAVEL?

>I remember he tried to
Oh, I thought the suicide was just a meme, I didn't know that he actually wanted to kill himself.
He hasn't posted in a while so...

To be fair I'm pretty sure that's what you get for the $25, a .jpg of Sheryl Lee that's not even personalized

Dale is sympathetic and understands your feelings.

Post your face when youtube.com/watch?v=rTnuP6apfLY for the first time

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Criterion FWWM has new interviews with Sheryl and OH ANGELO

any idea if these will be put on youtube?

the remaster also radically changes the color scheme so it looks more pink like the Las Vegas/Dougie scenes in The Return.

This, unironically.

Here's one for Season 3 :)

This is my dilemma too, I'm a sucker for special features so I'd love to get it

On the other hand I don't have The Entire Mystery set and that's almost the same price on Amazon for a lot more (I've already seen all those extras)

Plus if I get the set and one comes out with S3 next year I'll feel like an idiot

Help me out /tpg/

Daily reminder you faggots wasted 18 hours of your life on season 3

just pirate it from passthepopcorn.me

Showtime will probably leach off TP:TR for years to come. I'd personally wait for the complete mystery anniversary boxset 4K HDR remaster or whatever bullshit they come out with in a year's time.

we live inside a dream so its ok

pic very much related

The only thing that concerns me for the inevitable Entire Complete Mystery set is that Showtime / CBS / whoever does it probably wants to wait to see what Lynch is doing first. I'd say if you want a complete set with S3, just get the criterion blu-ray now and then that down the line

Thats a beautiful sky

I watched at 1.5 speed, checkmate faggot.

Someone should tweet her this

>sad norma
don't know why but really fucks me up. like that scene in fwwm where she's crying by herself in the diner
fuck you david you didn't have to do that

I'm buying more and more into the theory that the ending is really about the impossibility of truly finding closure or fixing the lasting trauma of abuse.

The long-term effects of sexual violence are a recurring theme in The Return: Sarah, an enabler, is so wracked with guilt and grief that she ends up an alcoholic husk to be used by Judy. Richard, Audrey's son by rape, is more of a destructive force than a person, ripping apart the lives of everyone around him. Audrey and Diane are both suffering identity crises.

It's established that this can be overcome - Diane becomes herself again, Audrey wakes up from her fantasy world - but it can't be undone. Diane is so disturbed by having sex with Cooper (who reminded her of her rapist) that she leaves the next morning as Linda; Audrey is free but shocked by the reality she wakes up in, and presumably has a lot of therapy ahead of her. You can move past it but you can't erase it.

This isn't an enemy Cooper can fight or kill. But he does his best, because he's Coop. I've seen a few interpretations where the ending is Cooper being "punished" for his hubris, but I think that's bullshit and a pretty heartless way to take it. The tragedy is that he really is fundamentally good - it's just the universe that isn't.

Leland is the one who tells Cooper to find Laura. Cooper, trying to do the right thing (and maybe believing that Leland was under BOB's control the entire time), ends up taking on the burden of a man who has done unforgivable and unfixable things. That's why his attempt to fix time so that Laura never died fails, and it's why his plan to reach her in Odessa fails. He's trying to right Leland's wrongs, but that's impossible.

In Twin Peaks, the life and death of one girl is the center of a cosmic, interdimensional conflict. The literal aspects of her trauma are given supernatural, semi-metaphorical explanations. It makes sense that the impossibility of undoing that pain has a supernatural explanation as well.

fuck, I really hope so...

It's looking more and likely. If everyone keeps stroking David's ego like they are, he'll keep it going forever.

At the least, we have to last another month to see what Frost comes up with.

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cunt-ry

I sculpted that part of the machine that has that tea kettle spout thing, but I wish I’d just made it straight, because everybody thinks it’s a tea kettle. It’s just a machine.

IS THAT A TWIN PEAKS REFERENCE?!

Yeah he came back briefly and mentioned that he'd had an OD. He said he was definitely planning on sticking around for the finale at least

that had me in stitches.

But would that include extra features? That’s all I care about

What did he mean by this?
mobile.twitter.com/DAVID_LYNCH/status/335432755506733057

>Lynch can flawlessly project his creative visio-

>we never got to see these two reunite
why even live bros

>tfw /tpg/ probably won’t even make it to the weekend

>tfw /tpg/ won't even make it to the weekend because it cannot handle this. HA HA HA

Does the Phillip Jeffries in the machine remind anyone else of Jack Fisk turning knobs in the small planet at the beginning of Eraserhead?

So first timer to this thread, I've watched through the first two seasons, the movie, and the last season.

I think I understand that Audrey's been in a coma the whole time she's been a screeching awful adult, but I'm not sure if that means the whole bar is a part of that, or just that one time, or... I don't know.

There is quite a lot I'm completely lost on. Bear in mind I'm coming here with only the tv show and movie and no extra curricular knowledge, except for looking and finding out that season 4 probably won't be a thing, which is somewhat disquieting given that I was banking on a subsequent season to fill me in on what the fuck just happened.

Any insight? I really enjoyed the show but goddamn.

We're just as clueless as you lol

/tpg/ is dead after 143 days. what a joke of a fanbase

Okay that all sounds pretty well and good but what about the nuke and the zombie hobos and that time in the past when they killed people with a nonsensical paragraph over a radio to make a bug frog?

>dog leg

So "I am the arm" was literally Mike's arm, right? Am I misconstruing that?

Does Philip Gerard fuck ducks? Because that's what I heard.

only in his fucking shed

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she's not on twitter

someone should tweet her this

Retard here, is the criterion release of fwwm worth getting if I already have the entire mistery box set? How much of a difference does it make?

>I was buying some feelings from a vending machine.
Replace with
>I stole some feelings off the internet.

Friendly reminder that Evil Cooper is the real and only Cooper and he murdered Laura and the entirety of S3 is his (Richard's) dream.

youtu.be/WmU6N8DSVag Anyone else watch this theory?

Someone manages one for her that she gets to post things

It has a few new extras, like interviews with Angelo and Sheryl

I think you have the right approach. To hell with woodsman zombies and frog bugs and all that window dressing. Lynch and Frost want the focus back on Laura's trauma. If you want to interpret any of this show you have to start there. The credits shot of part 18 shows us the biggest reveal of the Return. Cooper couldn't go back in time to save Laura but Lynch and Frost found a way to reinvent a central image of the original show: Cooper listening to a message that he cannot remember afterwards. The old message, "My father killed me," was never meant to be revealed. The new message will fulfill the intention of the old: like Coop we will never know Laura's secret, the secret of her pain. We learned who killed her but we will never learn why she can never be saved. I think you come close to a serviceable answer when you claim that Coop inhabits a universe that is not good.

Make sense of Cooper from the moment he gets trapped in the red room. What happens next? The missing pieces of FWWM show a sample of this, him realizing that he's trapped and might never get home. So what is it like for him? The repeated "future or past" stuff shows that the expectations of linear time don't work in the red room. The lodge spirits seem to be trying to remind him that what he experiences cannot be plotted in a linear fashion. So what happens first and when?

I can't get on the Packard train. It's such a loony plot line. Hearing Frost playing it straight and trying to make sense of it in the Secret History was actually groan inducing.

That's a big gym set

For Sonny

Nuclear fallout pollutes and taints the environment, leaving a scar in our atmosphere. You can't simply recollect the traces of radioactivity or reverse an explosion. And the Woodsmen and the Experiment and her children are the result of the first test. For all we know, each proceeding explosion of a nuclear weapon conceived a million more Woodsmen and eggs.
Atomic bomb = Environmental trauma

what if you completed your 25 year heroic quest but the entire world had moved on and there was no one left in town to care

I like how they showed that a bit with people like Beverly not knowing who Laura was

> A drunk octopus wants to fight

Is this seriously a lyric to Out of Sand? I looked it up on Genius and was a little skeptical

>I'm FBI

Beverly was part of Coop's childish fantasy of a Twin Peaks that was still essentially the same and would welcome him as a hero for bringing Laura home

But she didn’t know who Laura was so why would she see him as a hero

>yfw you realize it was Andrew who put the fish in the percolator

don't lie you have fantasized about winning the chance to meet david lynch and sheryl lee

Is there a consensus here that the Woodsmen are the Dugpas that Earle talked about?

I'd certainly love to "sympathise" and "understand his feelings," if you catch my drift.

I'm downloading the entire season and I'm going to watch it up close on a large monitor with the lights off and with headphones like Lynch intended. I suggest you do the same.

I want to eat Sheryl’s cherry pie

I just streamed it on my iPhone.

"Well, of course there would be a couple of people in Twin Peaks who wouldn't know abut me, the great Dale Cooper and the tragedy of Laura Palmer."

Honestly these kind of things just make me anxious, like if I won the whole time I’d be racking my brain trying to not be a sperg or think of interesting things to ask them about

Then I’d probably be eternally ashamed of myself and never be able to watch Twin Peaks again because I’d always remember that moment

damn tru

/tpg/ is dying...
Goodnight /tpg/
[/tpg/ cabin lights go out]

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