ITT: perfect waifus

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You should've began the thread with an actual picture of true perfection.

I garee that peridot is better, but they keep lessening her apperances in the show.

You meant: lolis.

>voiced by kristen schaal
nope

>Mabel
>good waifu

she doesn't even know how to cook. and shes retarded.

Daily reminder that Peri's perfection is so perfect, a writer quit the show and cried abuse when she couldn't ship her with who she wanted to

I wanna give her rimjobs, is that bad?

Rimjobs? That's practically normie territory these days

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It bothered me how her hair goes behind her eyeball.

She can knit sweaters in a small fraction of the time it takes anyone else.
Imagine what else she can do with her hands.

Sorry lads, just need to test something.

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HELL YEAH

>implying all those aspects make her even cuter then she already is and therefore better

ALO JAJAJAJAA

>having any other opinion about lisa rather then pure rage
Kill yourself

Sounds absolutely Shad-esque.

That's a grandma skill, not a waifu one.

>young enough to be hot, but has attributes of a loving mother
Perfetc waifu material