Why can't we go back to these days bros

Why can't we go back to these days bros
Things were much happier and simpler then

Because JewJew looks at a still like this and says

> that's two white males too many for my liking

Being a kid in the late 90s/early 2000s was god tier comfy
>Star Wars prequels coming out
>KOTOR
>Clone Wars cartoon (the old one not the new shit)
>Halo CE
>Pokemon
>Bionicle

Now everything sucks. I haven't been happy in years.

Oldfag here, I despise the late 90s

the 90s were boring. the prequels sucked.

Prequels were trash

I want Abramsfags to leave

>ponytails
>jedi forbidden from having sex
Lucas turned awesome space knights into creepy Catholic numales.

Numales don't abstain from sex. They want it desparately and will do anything for women to get it.

>creepy Catholic numales
Stop trying to fit in faggot

Cuz Darth Vader spent two decades fucking up everybody. No more comfy

explains why they have a fascination with young boys then...

Thats only in the Jedi Order. They supposed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody.

How do you stop them?

try spinning, that's a good trick

WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?

Hi Mickey! Fuck off you stupid Jew fuck.

whats the force field made out of?

Me too, but I really enjoyed the early 00s.

You settled for a shit childhood in a shit decade and you don't even know it.

ywn be an 80s kid.

Le we ironically pretend to like shitty movies maymay xD

Anakin was tapping Padme butt and the Clone Wars show you find out even Obi-Wan had a woman before he left her for the Order.
You just know Yoda and Yaddle had something going on.

Yoda literally told Luke that jedi were above mortal desires and all that crap

*citation needed

"Adventure, excitement. A jedi craves not these things"