JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

youtube.com/watch?v=v_TJKwJwN0E

>its a video game
>guns n roses starts playing
>kevin "once a cheater, always a cheater" hart

what's with jack black and playing a jungle explorer?

>what's with jack black and playing a jungle explorer?
He wasn't a jungle explorer in King Kong

why doesnt karen gillan just do a blacked scene?

He explored the vast lands in shallow hal. Some places no men dare go

Why don't you kill yourself?

Reported for inciting violence. I hope you rot in jail, shitlord.

Shit man where is the mystery aspect? I remember being genuinely scared at certain parts of the movie when I was watching it as a kid. They turned it into a shitty comedy.

Jack Black specializes in Jungle Kino. Literally the only good movies he's ever been in have been in the jungle

they all want that "plebbit of the galaxy" money so there's a rise in group action comedies

why hire expensive comedians if you're going to put them into a movie like this?

Pick of Destiny wasn't in a jungle, though.

THis movie and his infidelity will end Kevin hart's career for good.

And the world will be a much better place. Let us rejoice brothers.

So, like, is Kevin Hart's personal shit gonna interfere with this film's box office?

>expensive

It has no charm, mystery or sense of novelty

Jack went to a strawberry river though

Big Foot lives in the forrest.. which is kind of like the jungle

>trips of truth wills it

Checked and kekked.

Was he in Congo?

I would not be surprised if Sony tries to use it as an excuse.

karen belly?

i feel bad for laughing at some of the jokes

What’s the point if it’s not in the real world?

>Welcome to the jungle starts playing
Oh god this is so stupid are they really doing this i couldn't help but smile the whole time

the original Jumanji is almost a masterpiece. This one has the Rock in it. No need to say any more.

Hnngh. post more!

cgi face over stunt double body

...

I was going to say it needs a Robin Williams cameo but

mmm

Haha its funny because he killed himself

Van pelt in this? Not that I will actually watch this stupid looking thing.

Honestly, this feel like an original script that Sony decided to just tackle the Jumanji name to try and sell it better, for some reason.

>Sony Pictures Entertainment

Guardians of the Jumanji???

>for some reason.
>S O N Y

That is the only reason, right there. That company needs to stop making films immediately.

Empy complaints

No, I was dead serious. I forgot he died and I got upset.

This looks like total shit

also this

Sony Pictures Classics still makes good shit, it's just their blockbuster division that has no idea what they're doing.

I don't know what I expected

More Karen midriff.

The should do a direct sequel that explores just what the fuck William's character and his sister did after gaining foreknowledge of the next 50 years.

>who plays board games anymore?

>karen gillan
Sorry, man. I'm watching this movie no matter how shitty it is.

They invented a video game based on the board game. It's a sequel ya dip.

reminder that this is the only true successor to Jumanji

So even after knowing everything that's going to happen for the rest of the lives they make a video game? That's some shit righting esse.

>When she thinks she's alone and about to drop her pants and pop out a log

What is this expression meant to convey?

*braaaaaaaaap*
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Kevin hart look like that one black dude who cracks jokes in George of the Jungle.

Could look worse, I wonder if that hunter character will be in this one