The most hypocrite country in the world

The most hypocrite country in the world.
United States of America, where you can;

>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
>Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim
>Where fat slutty women are more desireable and have more confidence than skinny sweet girls
>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down

>posts Facebook cancer
I'd say we're about the same, now.

But you are Brazil?

>>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
This is truly weird. It's not natural, Age of consent should be 15-16 and drinking age 18 like britain.

I feel like living in America is like repressing nature. In the UK things seem a lot more """"normal"""" as far as natural urges go, like how people lived in the roman empire or something. Casual sex is super common and the women are slags but honestly the whole "wait until marriage and find the one" thing is BS. I learned that when I got my heart broken for the first time. And kids drink underage all the time anyway. Honestly what 16 year old doesn't want to fuck? At 16 I had wanted to fuck something for like 4-5 years.

You do realize that just because something's natural doesn't necessarily make it okay, right?Rape's natural and you don't see many justifying that.

A lot of these things you summed up aren't bad, they are exponents of a conservative, prepared society with a military, Spartan, spirit (let out the fat and the porn though)

>Libraries
>Current year

Please.

>Age of consent should be 15-16 and drinking age 18 like britain.
Age of consent should be 14 and drinking age 16. Anything else is retarded.

The modern world just seems very repressed man

Like the first 18 years of my life I believe all this media shit about true love etc etc and repressed the natural urge to just fuck everything then i realized it was all bullshit

Only problem is both 14 and 16 year olds are still mentally retarded and make bad decisions

But I could say the same about 18-21 year olds.

I don't think many people want their 14 year old daughters fucking 30 year old guys though. And getting pregnant at 14 seems a bit dangerous because their hips might not be fully developed.

Drinking age at 16 wouldn't be too bad but they'd be obnoxious as all fuck

>I don't think many people want their 14 year old daughters fucking 30 year old guys though. And getting pregnant at 14 seems a bit dangerous because their hips might not be fully developed.
Our teen pregnancy rate is 10 times lower than the American teen pregnancy rate.

>Drinking age at 16 wouldn't be too bad but they'd be obnoxious as all fuck
What? Drinking age at 16 means, most people stop drinking heavily at age 18 or 19 and end up responsible adults.

>t you have to wait until you are 18 to vote

I would make votig a earned privilege, honestly.

>Monkeys in charge of understanding the difference between state and federal laws
>monkeys in charge of understanding basic human rights
>monkeys in charge of understanding the difference between exaggerated banter and real life

Yes, yes, we all know how Germans feel about books, Fritz. Maybe try burning fewer and reading more next time, and you might actually win a war :-)

Is this a new meme?

Just taking an occupy democrats macro and making it into a text post?

I didn't even knew there was such things as age of consent or drinking age...

but none of this applies to asian-americans

Brazil: one of the shittiest countries in the world where you can

> Where you can be poor
> Where you can live in favelas
> Where there are NO libraries
> Where you take in money from Westernized countries to save the rainforests and yet you still do nothing about illegal logging
> Where you can have your country be corrupt
> Where you have a ridiculous amount of natural resources but are still a 3rd world shit-hole
> Where you can have your president be impeached

We could do this all day

You can carry alcohol in public, user

You just can't use it in public. Just like guns. You can carry it but not use it. How are you this retarded?

wtf I hate ordem e progresso now

Brazil is no better.

In Portugal until 2-3 years ago the drinking age for low alcohol drinks like beer was 16 and it was fine.

I have that same sink.

And I've never seen fried butter on a menu anywhere.


Also, fireworks are legal in most areas.. just usually not in cities because fire risk. Just like you couldn't use a flame thrower in a city.


Driving age is 16. 15 is for supervised learning permit.

>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad

I've never once seen fried butter outside of fairs and you can find salad even at McDonalds (not that its healthy salad)

>Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs

Most police officers don't deal with any danger and are usually with any criminals that you should be afraid of, the only criminals they "fight" are usually small time drug dealers/ out of control apes.

The US sure isn't perfect and all, but it could be Brazil.

I think I've just read the most faggoty thing ever posted on Sup Forums, I mean Sup Forums

This has gotta be pasta. No way a butthurt OP would go to great efforts to make such a cancerous post.

> cardboard walls
> fried butter
> too fat

So much cringe

> Where you can be poor
Brazil sure is the only country in the world with poor people. Ew!

> Where you can live in favelas
Just your average slum/ghetto but on hillsides.

> Where there are NO libraries
False. We're pretty much the same on this topic, dear burguer.
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> Where you take in money from Westernized countries to save the rainforests and yet you still do nothing about illegal logging
True.

> Where you can have your country be corrupt
Again, only Brazil has corruption, right?

> Where you have a ridiculous amount of natural resources but are still a 3rd world shit-hole
Corrupt politicians have been selling our resources to transnationals for a long time. It's a shameful state of subjugation.

> Where you can have your president be impeached
Just another power struggle. Democracy truly isn't natural for us.

Fuck, I want to strip off her yoga pants after a long run and lick the curdled sweat off her sticky thighs.

> Democracy truly isn't natural for us.
Buy a king m8

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Working to bring back the Empire, but not looking promising. Shit is unstable af right now.

Where the fuck is this age of consent is 18 in America meme coming from?

Barely ANY states have an age of consent that's 18. The most common age of consent is 16, with plenty of 15 states, and Maine being 14.

>where hordes of fatherless children roam the streets and rob people at random
>where the women get liposuction but still have fat asses
>where you can live in a shanty shack with no running water or a toilet
>where children can be worked to death in a factory by the age of 5
>where everyone is a shit-skinned nigger
>where all the top fighters and athletes are on steroids.

Reported.

Damn... you are right about all of this. Never felt so roasted in my life.

>Not wanting her sweaty thighs bearing down on your forehead while you swallow the puffy exercise farts coming out of her slick anus to the sound of her squealing in pleasure.

You realize teenagers can have sex right? It is not illegal for two 14 year olds to have sex

I'll just leave this here.

Making it an earned privilege means no one would go through the effort... instead of poor voter turnout of 50%, you'll end up with dismally low 5%, a product of the harsh reality that most people dont care that much. Inb4 lazy burgers etc and only America would have this problem..you know it would happen everywhere that uses such a system

>waiting until 16 to drink
>not raping newborns

Fascists.

>Runs a block so staged photos can be taken
>Literally looks like she is about to cry and\or eat an entire cake
and there we go

>have sex at 18

This is wrong and a big misunderstanding of how these laws work in most states.

You have to be 18 to be filmed having sex. Teenagers can have sex with each other, but in a lot of states you have to be 18 to have sex with someone who is an adult (in my state it's 16)

Jesus fuck how is it possible to be that fat and have no tits?

fucking gross thread

>a Brazilian criticizing USA from his shit country

is your computer hooked to your suicide shower? it should be.

oh wow those hips

Blah blah blah.

Tl;dr, stfu.

I disagree with lowering the drinking age. The vast majority of 18 year olds are fucking idiots. Allowing them easier access to alcohol would increase the likelihood that they would make even more stupid decisions than they already do. It may work in Europe, but modern American teens are retarded fucking halfwits that I genrally can't stand to be around. They're also shitty drivers, constantly texting while behind the wheel. I can only imagine the number of dwi's that would be given out if drinking age was lowered and/or the deaths that would be caused because of it.

>>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
Driving is moving around, voting deciding the future of your nation
>>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
Sex is natural, alcohol is fucking yourself up
>>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
Self defense vs degeneracy
>>Where soldiers are sent to poor countries to do nothing, but jerk off, wave their guns around and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
Lies
>>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
Feminism fucks your country famalam
>>Where a former Reality Show Celebrity can run for Presidente
Democracy
>>Where someone who is being investigated by the FBI can run for President
Investigated is not the same as guilty
>Where you get your dick mutilated even though you not Jewish or Muslim
Oy vey!
>>Where fat slutty women are more desireable and have more confidence than skinny sweet girls
>implying
>>Where there are more McDonald restaurants than Libraries
Can you eat books?
>>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
Obesity is a medical health issue
>>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
Accidents vs criminal use of a weapon
>>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
You still pay for the gun
>>Where paying to have sex is a crime, unless you film it
One helps the economy, the other doesn't even pay taxes
>>Where you can find fried butter in most restaurants, but not a salad
Demand and supply
>>Where boys can go into girls bathroom
Degeneracy, again work of feminists
>>Where houses are built with shitty wood instead of bricks and concrete
It just works
>>Where walls are made of cardboard and then they complain when a storm brings everything down
>implying bricks will fare better

Shouldn't you be in school, kid?

Sexy times.

Lol. Nope, the majority of people in this country hate those femifucks.

>where fat sluts are more desirable than thin sweet women

Lol. No, every one hates those fat slugs.

>Where planes hits TWO buildings, but falldown THREE
> and no riots, no ptotests.. all just swallow and suck it

>much. Merica sucks. Muh houses made of wood
Lol. People in brazil live in cardboard shacks yet their government can offord to host the olympics.
>muh. Healthcare,restraunts,guns.
Its called capitalism dumbass

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kek

You got me Sven, oh you got me good.

Id fuck her

>Where heath care is a privilege and guns are a right
as if the rest of it wasnt stupid enough you went full on retard. nobody is given free guns and any one can buy health insurance

Trump will reign over America for 8 glorious years and undo all the damage that Obongo nigger has caused us. Russia will be our new best friend and we will rule the world together with Britain at our side. God save our king, their queen, and their magnificent bear riding manlet.

Fuck me just a bit too early.

The US only exists for our amusement

20 year old women are still mentally retarded and make bad decisions. adding years after 14 isn't going to magically fix anything. 14 would be fine

Why would anyone think this was a good idea?

Someone must have said something. I can't believe noone stopped this.

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you asked for it

>Where someone investigated by the FBI can run for president
Really makes you think huh