How does he do it!?

How does he do it!?

he looks fucking dead

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There are like five dudes their age in that town with a personality.

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big redhead cock

Which girl is best?

Witch girl is best!

He's not burgersexual like Jughead

This.

Redheads are hot as fuck to basically everyone. Look at all the ones in cartoons.

Check out this stud, goddamn.

I'll give you a hint, his dick is nicknamed 'Clifford'.

Cherry best girl

delusional souless ginger detected

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They aways write the blandest character to win

I don't know user. I feel like I'd need to see this guy getting a reach around, maybe from one of his closest friends and fellow founding members of his superhero group, to really see how attractive he is.

>Pussy comes and go, burgers are forever

Why we didn't listen to him?

they are using him as a beard to hide their rampaging lesbianism

Coming from the disappointingly despair-inducing "Dangan Ronpa 3" anime I can confirm this.

This if not Archie Jughead would be the eyecandy.

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Yeah, but they'd need to be interested enough in him to see his cock first.

Unless they're going around grabbing and/or exposing the dicks of every guy they see...

Fucking South Park, somehow these vermin got everybody to call all gorgeous redheads an anagram of nigger.

Helps if the two girls secretly want to tuck each other.

He literally just plays them off of each other.
>dates bettie steadily until veronica gives him the fuck me eyes
>bettie gets pissed and dates someone else
>archie gets jealous and goes back to her
>repeat
I wouldn't be surprised if he has raw-dogged them one after the other without even wiping his dick honestly

This desu. Except they both use Archie as a pawn to make the other jealous.

His dick is double digits long and wide. Both girls saw it at some point and want to get atop the matterhorn

>STICK IT IN ARCHIE

The only people who seem to have a problem with that are redheads, for some reason

Betty and Veronica get my dick rock hard.

Only show where a threesome is all but canon.