>You can't do this! I'm in charge here!
>Not anymore you're not.
You can't do this! I'm in charge here!
>Wait a minute... if you're here, then THAT means...
>Uh oh!
>*character tries to speak in foreign tongue to savage natives*
>*savage natives get visibly angry*
>Uhh... what's their problem?
>(Translator) You just told them they smell like a horse's behind!
>this is my crime scene, I'm in charge here
>*flashes badge* not anymore you're not
>But you used to be [X]!
>That... was a long time ago...
>this investigation is now under fbi jurisdiction
>Come one! You were the best there was.
>Yeah... *shoots back his whiskey* ...was.
>and your other gun
>Do you feel in charge
>Stop! If you kill him, you're no better than he is!
>Submit, or else
>I choose... else!
>barkeep shota whiskey
>leave the bottle
>put it on my tab
>Finally apprehend the killer
>They realize he's only 14
>"He's just a kid."
>no older than my wife's son
>When you ruin a meme frog thread
>*protag about to kill villain*
>Don't! You'll just be making him a martyr!
...
>Whaddya want? Whiskey, vodka?
>Information
>hero starts out in status quo in ordinary world
>call to adventure heralded by character, event, etc
>hero is reluctant to begin adventure
>hero comes to terms with his fears possibly helped by mentor and crosses threshold from ordinary world into new adventure world
>hero faces off and defeats lower tier problems/enemies
>hero is introduced to main problem/enemy aka the shadow
>shadow defeats hero, hero goes into crisis
>hero recuperates and faces of against the shadow, defeats it
>hero returns to the ordinary world with some kind of treasure, new knowledge, etx
>hero begins new status quo
Ooh that's a good one, haven't seen that here before.
>I think you've had enough.
>I'll tell you when I've had enough!
>And what do I get out of this?
>You get to walk out of here alive
>How will I know how to find you?
>Don't worry, I'll find you
>"I love you."
>"I love you too."
>WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
>wedding is beautiful
>groom's bride turns out to be a whore
>Go to hell!
>You first
>That was close.... too close
>*cops searching for info on criminal*
>He's totally clean! Not even a parking ticket!
>Who... who could have done this?
>Not who... *what*
>protagonist gets caught in an awkward situation
>I can explain
>This isn't what it looks like!
>somebody finds stolen goods in the protagonist's possession
>"I have no idea how that got there."
>gets caught by his wife
>let me explain
>This isn't what it looks like!
>Really? Because it LOOKS like [exactly what's happening]
>Okay, maybe it is what it looks like!
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding, " says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
>character kills him anyways
Yes good job you got what they were referencing
>but I poop from there
>not right now you don't
>What, are you going to [X]?
>What do you think this is, some kind of movie?
>main character is eavesdropping
>chimes in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
>no one calls him out on it
Underrated
>We need to bypass the molecular compressor by cross-tethering the matter condenser to the quantum stasis converter!
>In English, doc!
>characters meeting, discussing a plan for a heist
>meeting is the narration in the background while it shows them doing the heist
>Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, on one not-so-very special day....
>you're the hero aren't you?
>I'm no hero
>is the hero
That one isn’t too bad honestly, it keeps the movie clipping along at a nice pace and leaves more room for other preparatory scenes instead of a boring planning scene.
>character has a chain link necklace
>rips it off
>doesn't break the link/connector piece
how
>character is a senator's son
>It's quiet
>a little too quiet...
>character not yet seen is named Sam/Jordan/Alex
>turns out to be a girl
>Come on, captain, give me another chance
>You've had your chance
>character is born with a silver spoon in hand
>the ocean called, they're running out of fish
>yeah well, the jerkstore called and they're running out of you!
>who did this
>protagonist says it aint me
>Movie set in the future
>Characters are shocked at modern day customs and technology
>Where are we
>Don't you mean, when are we??
>Isn't it great we live in the future?!
>Do you know Jack?
>Is he a tall fella, short black hair?
>Yes
>Always wears jeans and a leather jacket?
>Yes
>Drives a 69 Mustang? Listens to blues and hard rock? Usually eats at Randy's?
>Yeah, that's the guy
>Nope, never heard of him
>But how are we gonna [complete objective]?
>I know a guy
>But how are we gonna [complete objective]?
>I know someone
>Who is he?
>Who said anything about a he?
>who did this
>antagonist says IT WAS ME
>Oh, who is she?
>Who said anything about a she? Zhe is a non-binary demi-sexual otherkin. Check your privilege next time before assuming gender, you cis scum shitlord. You're off the job, by the way.
>Roll credits
>villain gives speech about how power/money/etc.
>Protagonist: "You're wrong"
I want to make a film where every line are cliche lines like these ones
>We're not so different, you and I
>select all vehicles
>calle avenida
>Sorry sir, I can't do this.
>You can't or you won't?
>Both. I'm not that kind of person anymore.
>Bullshit. The old you is in there somewhere.
>I said no. Find someone else.
>There is no one else.
>Something happens that makes him come back anyway
sounds like meme shit
>No, we'll take my car
Cut to fancy, over-priced sports car
The Lego Batman Movie was close.
Yeah that shit was pretty obnoxious, and that upcoming Ninjago movie looks like it's cranking up the dial even further
>You're a loose cannon!
>This is just like the Mendoza case!
>What's the Mendoza case?
>We don't talk about that...
>I can't believe you did this to me, how could you!
>*Stares in silence until the scene ends instead of explaining the misunderstanding*
>You cant do that.
>ohh yea at what are you gona do about it ?
>main characters go to the desert
>hawk cries out to tell us that it's hot
I wanna make a good movie full of cliches that doesnt have characters calling out how cliche something is
>lizard slithers across sand
>scorpion sitting on a rock
>sorry I didn't believe you
>that's okay, I wouldn't have believed me either
>character walks up to bar
>"Yes, I would like to have a beer, please"
>mfw I did this
>he asks "what beer"
>I say "the cheapest beer"
>gives me an awful look
it was not like my movies
>make it a double
>character suddenly has an allergy
>it helps in the plot
Is this the same guy from earlier who made that thread?
>character stuck in less than preferable situation
>spends the entire time talking about how much they hate everyone and how much they want to get back
>in the finale get home
>In the last 5 minutes they have a change of heart and return
take your alt-right shit posting frogs back to Sup Forums
>and your OTHER pussy
>dad character is making dinner
>smoke coming from the oven
>school
>delinquents are missing
>teacher finds them smoking cigarettes at the rooftop
>this is going to hurt me more than you
Almost turned off alien covenant when this happened
>what the hell are you doing here?!
>well i couldn't let you take all the credit
>CG effect
>teenager: "whoa, this is AWESOME!"
>mup da doo didda po mo gub
>dat tum muhfugen bix nood
>cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>love story
>love triangle involves 2 male best friends and a girl
>2nd male lead is better in every regard to 1st male lead
>girl still falls in love with the 1st because he is a "bad boy"
Don't tell me this happens irl
i love frog threads
>boy opens locker
>envelope with heart sticker falls out
>Could this day get ANY worse?
>*it starts to rain*
More proof racism is evil